Email Author Victor Gonzalez

2011 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

• Adrian Bellani, Star of RPM Miami, Talks Stocks, Bachelorhood, and Latino Pride

  published Apr 19, 2011

  Stocks are a risky business, as is street racing. In the blink of an eye, everything can take a Dale Earnhardt-turn-for-the-worst and come crashing down like a Bernie Madoff ponzi scheme. However, str... More >>

• Broken Social Scene's Andrew Whiteman Talks Poetry Ahead of O, Miami Event

  published Apr 18, 2011

  On April 29, O, Miami presents Broken Social Spam, an experimental night of poetry and music with Broken Social Scene's Andrew Whiteman, and Andrew "DJ Le Spam" Yeomanson of Spam Allstars, at Purdy Lo... More >>

• DJ Le Spam Talks Spoken-Word Records, Broken Social Spam, and O, Miami

  published Apr 18, 2011

  What's the most obscure spoken-word record you ownr I'm not embarrassed to say that a copy of Walter Mercado's Walter '86: Aquario, the Puerto Rican astrology god's predictions for Aquarians in 1986, ... More >>

• Da Da Da Da Da Da, Five Other Ditties We Take for Granted

  published Apr 15, 2011

  On Monday, we met Bobby Kent, former San Diego Chargers musical director, and the man who claims he's responsible for 'da da da da da da... CHARGE!' However on Wednesday, Tony Fox, director of the USC... More >>

• Odd Future Wakes Up With a Sweaty Dick, Announces East Coast Tour, and Snubs Miami

  published Apr 12, 2011

  Maybe he was having "threesomes with a fuckin' triceratops, Reptar" or "fuckin' Goldilocks up in the forest/in the three bear house eatin' their muthafuckin' porridge." But for some strange reason, ... More >>

• Eight Great Songs by Seven Fake Bands

  published Apr 12, 2011

  Who's the greatest fictional group of all timer Is it Erie, Pennsylvania's The Wonders or Doug Funnie's favorite band The Beetsr What about The California Raisins, the claymation cover band originally... More >>

• Rock of Ages Starts Filming in Miami with Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin

  published Apr 06, 2011

  Get out your Mickey Mouse autograph books out, star-fuckers. You might see Mexican heartthrob Diego Boneta (Rebelde), and  Dancing with the Stars champion Julianne Hough 'round the Magic City nex... More >>

• Will the New Kings of Leon Documentary Suck as Bad as the Band's Last Albumr

  published Apr 05, 2011

  Lay where you're laying, don't make a sound. The Kings of Leon movie may be coming to your town. Before KOL was a popular rock quartet, they were just three brothers and a cousin from the small Nash... More >>

• Interview Wisin y Yandel for MTV Tr3s, Eat Subway

  published Apr 04, 2011

  Forget paying your dues as a music blogger, or even majoring in a relevant art like creative writing, breaking into the entertainment industry has never been easier. MTV Tr3s and Subway are looking ... More >>

• Future Marlins Ballpark Setbacks: Japanese Steel, Koi Fishr

  published Apr 01, 2011

  The Florida Marlins kickoff their 2011 season against the New York Mets tonight, and while the game marks the last, first game the Fish will play at Sun Life Stadium, their home tank over the past 18 ... More >>

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  Badass Author Ben Thompson Discusses Libya, Nate Dogg, and FSU vs. UM

  published Apr 01, 2011

  Mommar Gadhafi is way out of line these days. Know who could set his ass straightr The Daleks. You know, those alien fascist space tanks with shrill British accents from Doctor Whor At least Ben Thomp... More >>

• Art Basel Moves to Fort Lauderdale, WTFr

  published Apr 01, 2011

  Art Basel Fort Lauderdaler Yuck. But if the rumors are true, art snobs from around the globe will have to familiarize themselves with the 9-5-4. Basel organizers are close to inking a multimillion dol... More >>

• Jamie Kennedy Is Ready for Hecklers at Miami Improv

  published Mar 30, 2011

  Malibu's most wanted, Jamie Kennedy, loves the 305. And on Friday, the veteran comic kicks off a three-day, five-show engagement at the Miami Improv. He's out supporting his latest Showtime comedy spe... More >>

• Ultra Bingo: Vicks Inhaler!

  published Mar 28, 2011

  People who use Vicks Inhalers are either (a) suffering from severe nasal congestion, or (b) rolling balls at Ultra Music Festival. Each year in March, we buy stock in Procter and Gamble, knowing ver... More >>

• House of Pain at LIV April 1

  published March 31, 2011

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• Crystal Castles at Ultra Music Festival 2011 Day Three, March 27

  published Mar 28, 2011

  Crystal Castles Ultra Music Festival's Live Stage  March 27, 2011 Better Than: David Guetta at Ultra's Main Stage.  Alice Glass is so adorable. She's so damn cute and Canadian I just wan... More >>

• Ultra Bingo: Plastic Bracelets!

  published Mar 28, 2011

  Ultra Music Festival is for lovers. We saw so many cute raver couples giving each other little back rubs and blowing kisses at one another while dancing to the beat of house music. Some shared water b... More >>

• Steve Aoki at Ultra Music Festival 2011 Day Three, March 27

  published Mar 28, 2011

  Steve Aoki Ultra Music Festival's Live Stage Bicentennial Park March 27, 2011 Better Than: A Benihana chef's onion volcano. If you're a sucker for hibachi like I am, then you probably already kn... More >>

• Ultra Bingo: Furry Boots!

  published Mar 28, 2011

  If you're at an all-day electro fest like Ultra Music Festival, then you have to dress the part. And this weekend, we saw it all. A dude dressed like Waldo, guys in latex, girls wearing little more th... More >>

• Ultra Bingo: Yarn Hair!

  published Mar 28, 2011

  Marley Fest and Ultra Music Festival -- these two events have a lot in common. Both are in downtown Miami. Both attract an international crowd. And both are a safe haven for dreadlocks. At M... More >>

• Ultra Bingo: Photographer!

  published Mar 27, 2011

  SLRs are the new iPods. And whether you have press credentials or not, a detachable lens is the hottest accessory at Ultra Music Festival. Want to meet girlsr Buy a camera. Want to sneak past security... More >>

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  Swedish House Mafia's One Night Stand at the Masquerade Motel, March 26

  published Mar 27, 2011

  Sunday, a day typically reserved for Jesus. And if I were a praying man, I'd probably throw on a pair of kakis and confess that I was involved in a massive seaside dry-hump last night. Forgive me, Fa... More >>

• The Shit Robot Show Explodes at the Vagabond's Fixed Freakout

  published Mar 26, 2011

  Last night at the Fixed Freakout, Marcus Lambkin's Shit Robot Show made its Miami debut at the Vagabond in front of an ecstatic crowd of electro-poppers. Churning out reworked tracks from his back cat... More >>

• Jump Around at LIV With House of Pain April 1

  published Mar 25, 2011

  Jump around! House of Pain's touring again. And on April 1, Everlast and Danny Boy are going to jump up, jump up, and get down with you at LIV. Earlier this month, two-thirds of Pain's original... More >>

• Heckle This!

  published March 24, 2011

  Jamie Kennedy hates hecklers. And if you watched his 2007 documentary, Hecklers, you’d understand why. However, not a lot of... More >>