Email Author Victor Gonzalez

2011 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

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  Machine Gun Kelly and Waka Flocka's "Wild Boy" Shouts Out Kurt Cobain and Dragon Ball Z

  published Sep 02, 2011

  Sniff. Sniff. Is that Nirvanar No, it's probably just Machine Gun Kelly's dank stash. And that shit has rowdy-ass white boys 'round greater Cleveland yelling, "Cobain's back!," on the 2:55 mark of his... More >>

• Julian Casablancas and Five Smelly Musicians Who Don't Deserve Their Own Perfume

  published Sep 02, 2011

  What do you get when you blend Italian tangerine, perennial Haitian grass, bits of vanilla and tonka beans, some licorice, and a whiff of violetr The masculine scent of indie rock... The Strokes' Jul... More >>

• Just a Splash

  published June 23, 2011

  In Analyze This, Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) tells therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) about his inability to maintain an erection.... More >>

• Macho Man Randy Savage Dead After Tampa Accident

  published May 20, 2011

  That's it; we're convinced the world's going to end tomorrow. Macho Man Randy Savage has died, and truthfully, Cultist doesn't want to live in a time where the greatest professional wrestler isn't pus... More >>

• The Earl Sweatshirt Saga Generates Internet Memes

  published May 20, 2011

  Last month, Complex reported that Earl Sweatshirt had been tracked down. Odd Future's 17-year old lyrical mastermind was enrolled at the Coral Reef Academy in Samoa, an "off-shore treatment program fo... More >>

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  Cultist Gets High on Zeppelin; Flies Over Miami's Erections (Photos)

  published May 19, 2011

  This weekend when you're naked, lying on your back exposing your naughty bits to Mr. Florida Sunshine 15 yards from the Atlantic Ocean atop a terrycloth beach towel, your Haulover tanning session may ... More >>

• Six Musicians Pelted by Random Junk in Honor of the "Asshole" Who Ruined Odd Future Show

  published May 18, 2011

  Odd Future had to cut their May 16 Detroit show short when "some asshole decided to continue to throw GLASS BOTTLES [sic] on stage." The incident happened shortly after the "I'm opening a church ... More >>

• Three Acoustic Lil Wayne Covers to Celebrate Weezy's MTV Unplugged Episode

  published May 12, 2011

  Did you see last week's episode of 16 and Pregnantr It was about a vulnerable teen girl and her decision to keep the baby growing in her junior-year belly. It's OK if you missed it, though. MTV will... More >>

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  Marina Anderson, the Mermaid at Wreck Bar, Talks Aquatic Performance Art

  published May 12, 2011

  In Analyze This,  Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) is telling therapist Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) about his inability to maintain an erection. They're sitting at an empty bar, and behind the top-s... More >>

• Sean Hannity Disses "Controversial Rapper" Common, Karl Rove Says Common's a "Thug"

  published May 11, 2011

  Fox News' Sean Hannity dedicated 10-minutes of his program last night to shit on Common, and criticize Michelle Obama for inviting the "controversial rapper and poet" to her White House Poetry Night.I... More >>

• Fall Out Boy Frontman Patrick Stump's Solo Project Sucks as Bad as His YouTube Channel

  published May 10, 2011

  Remember Fall Out Boy, that quartet of silly midwestern emo dudes who shoved power chords down our throats in the early 2000sr Well, they're on an indefinite hiatus. (Blame it on Ashley "Yoko" Simps... More >>

• Adam Chester Loves His Mom, the Crazy S@#! She Says, and Being Elton John's Surrogate

  published May 04, 2011

  In 1981, Adam Chester had just graduated from Miami Beach High, and was living in Los Angeles for college. He was over 3,000-miles away from his mom, Joan, but even though an entire country separated ... More >>

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  Five Blazingly Insane Lyrical Moments From Odd Future's Tyler the Creator

  published May 03, 2011

  That crazy rapping bastard from Los Angeles, Tyler the Creator, is dropping Goblin next week, and subsequently popping Odd Future's commercial crossover cherry. For music snobs, May 10 will forever ... More >>

• Kylie Minogue at the BankAtlantic Center May 7

  published May 5, 2011

  Kylie Minogue at the BankAtlantic Center May 7 More >>

• Listening party for Tyler the Creator's Goblin at the Vagabond May 5

  published May 5, 2011

  Listening party for Tyler the Creator's Goblin at the Vagabond May 5 More >>

• Billboard Latin Music Awards 2011: A Quick Recap Full of Stargazing, LOLZ, and Mr. 305

  published Apr 29, 2011

  Broadcast live across the globe to 70 countries, the Billboard Latin Music Awards were billed as musica Latina's biggest night. Show hosts promised we'd see more stars at the annual gala than we would... More >>

• Time-Peace Consults Aliens, Leaves Miami, and Inspires Us to Dream

  published Apr 29, 2011

  Calling on the great Bedeekin. Do you read me, Bedeekinr We're sorry, blog reader, you caught us trying to contact Time-Peace's "Intergalactic Consultant." His full name is Bedeekin Oobe, an inte... More >>

• Billboard Latin Music Awards 2011: Winners, Losers, and Relative Unknowns

  published Apr 29, 2011

  That little chico Pitbull got robbed last night at the BankUnited Center on the campus of the University of Miami. And the entire world watched it happen. Well, maybe not everyone. But the peopl... More >>

• Cinco de Nada

  published April 28, 2011

  Quick, when does Mexico celebrate its independence? If you answered September 16, kudos, you know your Mexican history. If you answered May 5, you... More >>

• Abortion Art, Bieber Collabs, and Other Guesses for Odd Future's New Sony-Backed Label

  published Apr 27, 2011

  Are you one of Tyler's "new f****t ass followers" on Twitterr We suggest you take his advice and download Bastard if you don't already have a copy. In addition to being one of last year's best mixtape... More >>

• Work Drugs Is a Philly Chillwave Duo That Loves Miami, Quinces, and Bat Mitzvahs

  published Apr 26, 2011

  Remember your cousin's Quincesr Aside from the choreographed salsa rueda, what was the entertainment liker Chances are if your prima turned 15 in Miami, it was a Yellow Pages DJ-for-hire that mixed ... More >>

• Tyler the Creator Is Strapped and Set to Swag the F#$% Out

  published Apr 22, 2011

  Earlier this month, Tyler the Creator and his Odd Future collective arrived at the Coachella Music Festival strapped and ready to start a ruckus. They were swagging the fuck out after a chaotic mid-af... More >>

• Home Is Where ANR Is

  published April 21, 2011

  There’s no denying it: Miami’s indie music scene is on the up-and-come. Ambassadors of Magic City tuneage are the Jacuzzi Boys, Rachel... More >>

• Real Stoners Care About 4/20 as Much as Real Mexicans Care About Cinco de Mayo

  published Apr 20, 2011

  It's April 20, "four-twenty," and by now you're probably blitzed. You're also probably short $80. Because last night, when your pot connection texted you about the specially priced quarters he had on ... More >>

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  Best Stoner Theories for Why 4/20 Is the Day of Weed

  published Apr 19, 2011

  Yesterday we learned that there's a lot more to 4/20 than just bong rips and bloodshot eyeballs. April 20 marks the anniversary of some pretty serious shit like Hitler's birth and the Columbine Massac... More >>