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2011 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

• Justin Bieber: Women's Clothing Fits Me Better Than Guys' Stuff

  published Sep 13, 2011

  He looks like he could be Tegan and Sara's little sister. And now the Biebz is admitting he dresses like them too. The Telegraph is reporting that Justin Bieber has admitted he sometimes shops in the... More >>

• Tinie Tempah Drops $35K on Sneakers, Announces Miami Show with Lupe Fiasco

  published Sep 13, 2011

  British rapper Tinie Tempah either (A) shits money, or (B) loves Michael J. Fox. The 22-year-old Londoner recently dropped a staggering $37,500 on a pair of Nike Mag sneakers at a Los Angeles charit... More >>

• Rick Ross Wants to "Slap the Shit" Out of Kreayshawn's Bag Carrier

  published Sep 12, 2011

  If you piss him off, Rick Ross will drop $50K to make sure your week sucks.rRick Ross thinks female rapper Kreayshawn's a "dirty bitch." And he's willing to drop 50 large to ruin the 21 year old's wee... More >>

• Top Gun in 3Dr Five Film Spoofs We'd Rather See in Three Dimensions

  published Sep 12, 2011

  If there's one decade we never want to revisit, it's the '80s. Needless to say, we were devastated to learn that Top Gun is being converted to 3D. Early this morning, the Hollywood Reporter announced ... More >>

• Cyndi Lauper Forgets "Star-Spangled Banner" Lyrics and Four More National Anthem Flubs

  published Sep 12, 2011

  "The Star-Spangled Banner" ... In American sports, it's the "We Will Rock You" of patriotism. A song that often sends chills down our spine. And in some situations, precedes fighter jet fly-overs. B... More >>

• Hunx and His Punx Free-Balling With Sailor Jerry, September 9

  published Sep 10, 2011

  See the full 25-photo Hunx and His Punx at The Stage slideshow. Hunx and His Punx With Lil Daggers and the Coathangers The Stage September 9, 2011 Better Than: A golden shower in our butts. Se... More >>

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  Guns N' Roses Announce Show at American Airlines Arena for October 29

  published Sep 09, 2011

  The Guns N' Roses will never reunite. But Axl's other band, Guns N' Roses, is still touring. And they're kicking off the 2011 US leg of the Chinese Democracy tour right here in Florida. In the b... More >>

• Best Music-Related Things to Do This Weekend Under $10

  published Sep 09, 2011

  Miami's a city full of ballers. Poppin' bottles with celebs on South Beach, makin' it rain dolla, dolla bills at King of Diamonds, and dropping stacks of Benjamins just 'cause it's the motherfucking w... More >>

• Gumby and Five Other Costumes You Shouldn't Wear During a Robbery

  published Sep 09, 2011

  Gumby, the absolute last claymation figure you'd expect to succumb to the pitfalls of childhood superstardom, has hit rock bottom. Well, sort of. Earlier this week, a man dressed as the little green... More >>

• Bardot Announces Living Room Sessions Series Lineup

  published Sep 09, 2011

  Miami's live music scene is on the up-and-come. And in particular, one Midtown lounge is really stepping it up by bringing some of the most diverse acts in indie pop, hip-hop, and chillwave to the 305... More >>

• An Ode to Jessica Simpson's Boobs

  published Sep 08, 2011

  Jessica Simpson's boobs are huge. And at one point, so was her career. But as of late, the 31-year old pop star's celebrity status has been reduced to headlining Chili Cook Offs and PBS Christmas sp... More >>

• Lil Wayne Earns 18 BET Hip Hop Awards Nominations, Tweets About "Wakk" Skate Park

  published Sep 08, 2011

  Earlier this morning, Lil Wayne shot off a sour-ass tweet about a "wakk" Nebraskan "Sk8 park." Evidently, the Cash Money Millionaire was too busy skating shitty ramps and rails to address the news of ... More >>

• Paris Hilton Announces Plans to Become the "Queen of House Music"

  published Sep 08, 2011

  Crossfade's Google Alerts are incredibly random. This morning, sandwiched between Gloria Estefan and Rick Ross, an alert that read, "Paris Hilton Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ Ever!!!" s... More >>

• Slick Rick Survival Gear for the Ruler's September 24 Show at Eve

  published Sep 07, 2011

  Immigration's off his back. And that nasty attempted murder charge ... Chalk it under pardoned. Not only is Slick Rick on top of the world, he's straight touring it. The Ruler's Back, bitches! So&nb... More >>

• Girl Talk's Florida Tour Featured on Morgan Spurlock's "A Day in the Life" Series

  published Sep 07, 2011

  Remember when you and your frat bros raged on stage with Girl Talk at Fillmore Miami Beachr Y'all were pounding Red Bulls, dancing half-naked in short shorts, and reveling in the sweaty, glittery worl... More >>

• We Love Jeopardy, But That Man v. Machine Stuff Is Whack

  published Sep 07, 2011

  Newsflash: Cultist is guilty of watching reality trash television like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives. But what y'all don't know about us is that we're also die-hard Jeopardy fans. Not only does is ... More >>

• Miley Cyrus Rebrands, Explores Her Sexuality Like "Every 18 Year Old"

  published Sep 07, 2011

  Miley Cyrus is a boss. Don't let the Hannah Montana shtick fool y'all ... This 18-year old ex-Disney Channel princess loves tattoos, Joan Jett, and exploring her sexuality. Good girl gone badr Bullshi... More >>

• Hunx and His Punx at the Stage September 9

  published September 8, 2011

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• Amy Winehouse's Parents Give First Post-Death Interview to Anderson Cooper

  published Sep 06, 2011

  Anderson Cooper, the silver-haired Carmen Sandiego of international news, has a new, syndicated talk show premiering next week. And he's landed an interview with Amy Winehouse's family, according to T... More >>

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  Janet Jackson Announces December 5 Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach

  published Sep 06, 2011

  Gary, Indiana's favorite wardrobe malfunction is bringing her pasties to South Beach. Early this morning, Crossfade received a very excited press release from New Times Best Flack 2011 winner Woody ... More >>

• Which Eddie Murphy Character Should Host Oscars: Michael Jackson, Buckwheat, Stevie Wonderr

  published Sep 06, 2011

  On the first Labor Day Weekend we can remember sans Jerry Lewis's fat face simulcast across network television, the other Nutty Professor, Eddie Murphy, was blowing up the Internet rumor mill. No, t... More >>

• Madonna Confirms New, Overhyped Album on Swedish Television

  published Sep 06, 2011

  Our list of celebrity MILFs over 50 is short. In fact, it only consist of one incredibly sexy, adorably gap-toothed pentagenarian. And like a virgin touched for the very first time, we'd probably last... More >>

• Hunx and His Punx, Flamboyancy and Horniness at The Stage This Friday

  published Sep 05, 2011

  Seth Bogart is unapologetically horny, and he'll be at The Stage this weekend. As the flamboyantly fabulous frontman of Hunx and His Punx, the onstage banter between Bogart and the crowd often consi... More >>

• Happy Belated B-Day, Gloria Estefan! Crossfade Writes a Love Note to Our Favorite Cubanita

  published Sep 02, 2011

  Dear Gloria, Mama, que pena. We forgot your birthday, and that's unforgivable. And can you believe we even set a reminder on our iPhoner Anyhow, we were shocked to learn you turned 54 yesterday. You... More >>

• A Day in the Life of Odd Future: Pissing People Off and Slapping Plastic Bitches

  published Sep 02, 2011

  Loitering outside Burger King. Pimp slapping plastic bitches on a street corner. Bumping Waka Flocka Flame while driving down the block sans safety belts. Yeah, Odd Future crew's hard as fuck, yo. We... More >>