Email Author Victor Gonzalez

2010 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

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  Why Your Tattoo Artist Hates You

  published Oct 08, 2010

  For tattoo virgins, popping the ink cherry is like having sex with a chubster. Some experiences are good, and others you try and forget -- like that drunken night in Tijuana when you had a donkey tatt... More >>

• Show Us DeRay

  published October 7, 2010

  Hecklers are typically drunk jerk-offs trying to impress their buddies or blind dates by stealing a comic's thunder. Starved for attention,... More >>

• Pop Goes the Apocalypse

  published October 7, 2010

  Science fiction, thrift store shopping, and high design aren't typically lumped together in the same sentence, but when Mexican-born, Miami-based... More >>

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  Johnny Knoxville Talks Jackass 3-D, Testicles, and a Cuban Tarzan

  published Oct 01, 2010

  MTV was once all about music videos. Slowly, however, the Viacom-owned network began chiseling away at the very foundation with shows like Pimp My Ride and Cribs. But the biggest jackasses at MTV were... More >>

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  Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Smoking Weed

  published Oct 01, 2010

  The Office of National Drug policy describes marijuana as a "mixture of dried, shredded leaves, stems, seeds and flowers of the hemp plant." Stems and seeds, manr A more accurate description would've ... More >>

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  Widespread Panic at the Fillmore Miami Beach, September 30

  published Oct 01, 2010

  rWidespread PanicThursday, September 30, 2010The Fillmore Miami Beach at the Jackie Gleason TheaterBetter Than: Anything else happening on the beach.Whether or not Jackie Gleason would approve of flow... More >>

• Beatles Uncovered

  published September 30, 2010

  Whether you first spied the Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1964, stumbled upon your parents’ copy of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely... More >>

• Roast in Peace, Greg Giraldo

  published Sep 30, 2010

  rIs it too soon for a Greg Giraldo joker Sure he's only been dead for a day, and accidental drug overdoses are nothing to laugh about--they're a real downer-- but Giraldo was a comedian, a dam... More >>

• "My Brother Is a Fruit"

  published Sep 30, 2010

  Jello pudding spokesperson and longtime funny man Bill Cosby used to host a CBS show called Kids Say the Darndest Things. He'd ask children random questions and hope for "cute" answers in return.Short... More >>

• Cock-Flavored Soup and Other Questionably Named Brands

  published Sep 30, 2010

  Sugar sells, especially in our pleasantly plump society. That's why The Corn Refiners Association is asking the Food and Drug Administration to start calling high-fructose corn syrup "corn sugar."Thei... More >>

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  Shakira at the American Airlines Arena, September 27

  published Sep 28, 2010

  View photos of Shakira at American Airlines Arena here.Shakira American Airlines Arena Monday, September 27, 2009 Better Than: Driving to Palm Beach for a show, or Palm Beach in general. I'd be lyin... More >>

• Down and Out in Suburbia

  published September 23, 2010

  Any movie that tackles pedophilia, depression, and suicide will stir up a little controversy. In 1998, independent filmmaker Todd Solondz drew... More >>

• Miami's Time-Peace Makes Watches That Prove Time Is an Illusion

  published Sep 17, 2010

  In 2009, a group of South Florida friends embarked on a philosophical journey to change society's perception of clock-time and created a watch company based on four principles: perception, interconnec... More >>

• Gramps Humps Trash

  published September 16, 2010

  Have you ever fantasized about having sex with an inanimate object? Does watching an elderly gentleman bang a pile of trash tickle your fancy? If... More >>

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  Kar Gar on Photographing ArtOfficial and Afrobeta, and Her Love of Sour Cream

  published Sep 15, 2010

  Whether you're a shady politician or a pot-smoking running back, you have to hustle in Miami to a make a name for yourself. Sometimes it's for money, other times it's for a shot at fame, but how often... More >>

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  Five Reasons You Should Date a Chubster

  published Sep 14, 2010

  rSome of us have the body of a peanut M&M. Our arms are skinny, our legs lack any real muscular definition, 'cause we've also got a belly full of peanut M&Ms. We've tried melting it down at ... More >>

• Will the Real Joe Flanigan Please Stand Upr

  published Sep 07, 2010

  Last week we met Joe Turino, a contestant vying for the final spot of the second annual Joe Flanigan look-alike contest. His mission was simple: to be crowned the best Joe Flanigan look-alike in Hiale... More >>

• Joe Flanigan Look-Alike Contest

  published Sep 01, 2010

  Every year, the city of London, Kentucky pays tribute to the king of processed chicken, Colonel Sanders, in September with a look-alike contest. In Key West, tourists celebrate Hemingway Days, where l... More >>

• Why Last Night's Emmys Sucked: Jimmy Fallon

  published Aug 30, 2010

  Last night, Jimmy Fallon hosted the 62nd annual Primetime Emmy Awards, and he got about as many laughs as Hurricane Katrina, which hit five years ago yesterday. Relying on a guitar, "funny" songs, and... More >>