Email Author Victor Gonzalez

2010 Stories by Victor Gonzalez

• Best parties for New Year's Eve 2011

  published December 30, 2010

  Wouldn't it be great if we were all lucky enough to spend New Year's Eve snorting an entire uncut key of White Diamond caviar while guzzling... More >>

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  Playboy Magazine and Lil Jon Gonna Get Sprung at Cameo for New Year's Eve

  published Dec 28, 2010

  There have been rumors that Playboy is going out business, and Hugh Hefner's empire of fake tits and airbrushed cellulite would wither away like the editor's wrinkly wiener after the Viagra's worn off... More >>

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  Eight Random Hipster Holiday Songs

  published Dec 24, 2010

  Holiday music, ugh. There's nothing festive about reindeer trampling grandmothers, little drummer boys, or catching your mother making out with Santa. In fact, it sucks. But for some reason, it's the ... More >>

• What Will $25,000 Get You at Tiesto's Goodbye 2010 Fiestar

  published Dec 23, 2010

  This year we're turning our backs on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, and dropping two beans at the Fontainebleau for Tiesto's goodbye 2010 fiesta. The electro Dutch master is ringing in the New... More >>

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  Santa's Secret Stash: Five Stocking Stuffers for Stoners

  published Dec 21, 2010

  rThere's nothing sweeter than the aroma of chestnuts roasting on an open fire, rightr And by that we mean our favorite seasonal strand of marijuana, chestnut. That's what Mr. X, our weed connect... More >>

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  Telenovella and Indie Film Actor Manolo Cardona Talks Love Affairs and Oscar Buzz

  published Dec 17, 2010

  When Cultist schedules an interview with critically acclaimed celebrities, we do our best in terms of punctuality. On the other hand, celebrities are notoriously late and rarely apologize for the inco... More >>

• Colombian Pop Star Marre Rocks New Times Editorial Suite

  published Dec 16, 2010

  Shortly after moving into our swanky new offices at 4500 Biscayne, Crossfade saw the potential for a concert series. The premise was simple: Musicians come into our editorial suite and perform on a ... More >>

• Noche Buena (Latinos' Christimas Eve) Survival Guide

  published Dec 16, 2010

  Noche Buena is next week, and we're in a bit of a jam. Our date's an atheist and doesn't eat meat. She's worried the pre-meal prayer, and the stench of roast pork escaping La Caja China and cling... More >>

• 57. Karla Garcia

  published Dec 15, 2010

  In honor of our MasterMind genius awards, Cultist proudly presents "100 Creatives," where we feature Miami's cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profilesr Email cultist@m... More >>

• Oh Steve-O

  published December 9, 2010

  When it comes to comedy, some people like watching outrageously dangerous stunts and painfully embarrassing pranks while others enjoy a more... More >>

• Hipster Holidays: Five Ironic Gifts for Scenesters

  published Dec 09, 2010

  To avoid the crowds at Best Buy and Target, we're doing our Christmas shopping online. But damn, nearly every person on our Christmas list this year is Jewish, including our date for Noche Buena. But ... More >>

• Pay Your Dues and Taxes, Snipes

  published Dec 08, 2010

  Wesley Snipes can learn a lot from Martha Stewart. He starts a three-year prison sentence tomorrow in Pennsylvania for tax-related infractions. But rather than accepting his punishment like a man, he ... More >>

• The Skinny Dip Benefit at Kitchen 305 December 11

  published December 9, 2010

  The Miami music scene is diverse, tight-knit, and incredibly compassionate. Last year, bands from South Florida answered Shawn Snyder's call to... More >>

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  Questlove Blinded by the (iPhone) Light at Bardot's Basel Finale

  published Dec 07, 2010

  Questlove with M1BardotSunday, December 6Better than: Anything starring Jimmy Fallon.Our tolerance level for pretentious Brooklyn scenesters and celebrity star fuckers reached its boiling point Sunday... More >>

• Random Night at Arkadia During Basel Week

  published Dec 04, 2010

  The beauty of Art Basel week is the spontaneity of it. One minute you can be having tempura eggplant before a special indie-pop DJ set at Bardot, then all of a sudden you're in a Haitian man's cab lis... More >>

• Mercury Turns Straight Birds Gay

  published Dec 03, 2010

  The Independent Florida Alligator is reporting that researchers at the University of Florida have found a link between mercury consumption and homosexual behavior among white ibises.Seven years ago, P... More >>

• Julian Lennon Shoots

  published December 2, 2010

  ​​A cheap lead for this story might've included a Beatles song reference or the name John Lennon. But that'd be unfair to Julian... More >>

• The Skinny Dip: A Two-Stage Mini-Fest Benefiting Melanoma Research and Awareness

  published Dec 02, 2010

  The Miami music scene is diverse, tight-knit, and incredibly compassionate. Last year, bands from around South Florida answered Shawn Snyder's call to action and helped raise over $5,000 at the fist e... More >>

• Stocking Stuffer Idea: J-Lo's Sexy Video

  published Dec 01, 2010

  Add Jennifer Lopez's crotch to the list of things we're hoping to see in our holiday stocking this year. J-Lo is reportedly trying to stop her ex-husband, Ojai Noa, and his agent, Ed Meyer, from relea... More >>

• Julian Lennon Talks Art Basel, Miami 20 Years Ago, and Why It's Never Too Late for Goodbyes

  published Dec 01, 2010

  rrA cheap lead for this story might've included a Beatles song reference or the name John Lennon. But that'd be unfair to Julian Lennon, the remarkable photographer behind "Timeless," a collec... More >>

• Happy Holidays, You're Unemployed

  published Dec 01, 2010

  You'd never guess it by the numbers retail stores pulled in over the busiest shopping weekend of the year, but the National unemployment rate is 9.6 percent. And by month's end, close to 2 million wil... More >>

• Art Basel Guide for Newbies

  published Dec 01, 2010

  rArt Basel is here! We're guessing there's likely thousands of Miamians out there that don't know what the freak that means. You're probably thinking that unless you're dropping serious coin on ... More >>

• Aska and Her Electronic-Tinged Avant Pop at Bar for Art Basel This Saturday

  published Nov 30, 2010

  The indie music scene is one big mess of subgenres. Artists draw inspiration from multiple sources -- other musicians, literary works, and everything else around them -- to create aural worlds of thei... More >>

• Art Basel's best bands and DJs

  published December 2, 2010

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• Marlins and Javier Vazquez Agree to Deal

  published Nov 29, 2010

  The Florida Marlins and veteran right-handed pitching legend Javier Vazquez have agreed to a one-year deal worth about $7 million, according to Bleacher Report and many others. But is a former pitchin... More >>