Email Author Tom Austin
Actually there were just a few of us in town for the holidays, going from party to party. Sylvester Stallone. Madonna. Emilio Estefan. Ingrid... More >>
At a certain level of spiritual coarseness, the nobler aspirations of humanity are stripped of meaning, made ridiculous, and life becomes mere... More >>
Some people say life's the thing, but of late we've been seeking solace in air-conditioning and reading, taking comfort in the vast historical... More >>
Miami, the ultimate 21st-century city, a portable prison of twisted culture in the vanguard of the bizarre. The demon seed offspring of the... More >>
It's a great life, especially on paper, this play of light and darkness, ferreting out scraps of nourishing filth for a curious sort of... More >>
The summer of discontent, tainted and debased as a leper, taking an immersion course in alien surroundings with an idyll in Atlanta: polite,... More >>
The dead zone of summer, fraying tempers and unfortunate behaviors, and yet the interior landscape somehow turns cheery, the system adapting to an... More >>
The great advantage of these half-baked atrocities of guerrilla journalism sewn in the shadows of life is the enriching horror of being forced to... More >>
A song of August, the dirge of sweat, exhaustion, and derangement, ready to embrace the new cachet of heroin addiction and serial murder. The... More >>
An impossible vacation taken in the killing fields of ambition, all anticlimax and dashed desires, overhyped and incapable of escaping the specter... More >>
Another fling on the food chain of status, happily gearing up for the hard-fought national privilege of summer vacation, content in a suddenly... More >>
A rhapsody in darkness, the clarion call of klieg lights from overextended clubs sweeping across the horizon, the insidious urges of the nightlife... More >>
Endgame, sugarplum visions of the Apocalypse, the Twentieth Century running amok and winding down to a last gasp of absurdity. A nation transfixed... More >>
A profound derangement at loose in the world, eerily as if the rampant insanity of Miami -- the 21st-century city of alien culture -- had... More >>
In our long and not especially illustrious career of social reporting, the rich and famous have always proved to be something of an enigma. Once... More >>
When fun is your business, clubs can become just another night on the job, a life's work that tends to vaporize all the honest pleasures of the... More >>
To the ancients life was short and brutish, but the simplistic scheme of existence must have been a great consolation: functional clothing beyond... More >>
The last party, the cartoon universe of Planet Hollywood, the ultimate 21st-century city -- weaned on cheap glitz and operating beyond the pull of... More >>
The late and very great Henry James, in between cranking out epicene masterpieces, prided himself on a rigorous public life, dining out every... More >>
A filthy little business, the pop parade, crawling with fame-fuckers-I-have-known and other permutations of conceptual humanity. But then,... More >>
At a certain professional level in social reporting, going out is almost beside the point. The world, in all it's horror and glory, comes pouring... More >>
Adult life, pretty much like high school with more money, an absurd popularity contest waged on a lethal playground, charged with disaster and... More >>
In theory, the life of a social columnist should be unutterably fabulous, what with all the random celebrity collusions and the great gravy train... More >>
The pop life, one vast theater of the irate, a glorified children's playground where the battles for popularity assume loathsome proportions.... More >>
The frenzy of show business, permeating and corrupting ordinary existence like a plague. Every level of society lately -- the talented and valid,... More >>
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