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Wilkie D. Ferguson Jr. Courthouse already under repair More >>
Jilted Cleveland fans have tried pretty much everything to deal with their emotions: burning jerseys in effigy, singing angry ballads in comedy clubs, even penning delusional rants in Comic ... More >>
Florida Tea Partiers are shedding a single tear of freedom -- much like a majestic bald eagle weeping for the future of America -- because Sarah Palin just nixed her speech scheduled this Wednesday at... More >>
When the Wilkie D. Ferguson Jr. Courthouse finally opened in late 2007, the Magic City waxed rhapsodic: "Beautiful" and "elegant," enthused one judge; "(People) will say, 'That's Miami!" exclaimed ano... More >>
After watching one too many sad bastards who'd lost their licenses to a DUI come wandering into his scooter shop, Doug Vitello had a brilliant idea: What if he could sell them a low-speed bike that co... More >>
After running away from an abusive mother in the 1950s, the courts deemed Robert Straley an "incorrigible youth" and sent him to live at the Florida School for Boys in picturesque Marianna, near the G... More >>
P. Leonardo Mascheroni had a simple dream: earning billions of dollars in government funding to build a gigantic laser beam that would create stable nuclear fusion and limitless, free energy for the w... More >>
Alayan Wool uses photos to heal Guatemala More >>
What's gotten into Miami robbers this weekr Just a few days after the made-for-Hollywood heist of a Coral Gables Bank of America -- complete with a kidnapped teller with a bomb strapped to his chest -... More >>
Earlier this month, in "South Florida Living, Butcher Style," New Times brought you the history of genocidal dictators and warlords who have fled to Miami after raping and pillaging their homelands. ... More >>
A Miami PD SWAT team has surrounded a Bank of America near the University of Miami and shut down nearby Coral Gables streets as negotiators try to talk down an armed robber holding at least one host... More >>
Buju Banton, it seems, has a gaping, cavernous mineshaft of a hole to dig out of in federal court in Tampa: the feds have hours of taped conversations with the reggae star talking about cocaine, quoti... More >>
This morning, an appeals court in Miami declared Florida's three-decade old ban on gays adopting children unconstitutional in a unanimous decision. The law -- which we at Riptide like to call the Rent... More >>
It's already been a busy week for the drug that made Miami -- or at least for the feds' perpetual war on the white stuff. First, the DEA arrested 10 people, mostly from Miami and Hialeah, and charged ... More >>
Tea Partiers in Doral: Who are these people? More >>
Gibson Belizaire: Victim or criminal? More >>
Standing before a row of undocumented Miami-Dade College students downtown this morning, Senate hopeful Kendrick Meek urged Congress to pass a long-debated bill that would give college graduates and m... More >>
Inside the haute Doral Golf Resort & Spa, Ron Martin's huge vinyl sign leaps out from the clutter in the Taking America Back conference exhibitors' hall.Past slick booths selling Ron Paul-approved... More >>
Do you love arguing about the liberal socialist agenda to destroy America but wish you could quote the Constitution in a more nautical settingr Do you love cruising the Caribbean, but think constantly... More >>
If your daily commute takes you through Doral -- and may god have mercy upon your soul for that -- you may notice some unusual sights around the exclusive Doral Golf and Spa Resort this morning: grown... More >>
Robert Barker, a 41-year-old from Leesburg, was apparently none to pleased when his teenage stepson had to bow out of a youth football game over the weekend due to the blistering heat. His solutionr S... More >>
Shamed by Hugo Chavez's 800,000 faithful followers and then really red-faced when North Korea's regime beat them to the punch, Israel decided last month that it was finally time to give this whole Twi... More >>
Miami cop at People's Bar-B-Que scares patrons More >>
Latin American dictators love South Florida More >>
Miguel Rodriguez and his wife, Barbara, were waiting for some barbecue after work on a Friday afternoon late last year when all hell broke loose inside People's Bar-B-Que in Overtown.A screaming man d... More >>
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