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News flash out of Davie this morning, courtesy of the Associated Press: Dolphins training camp really sucks ass, and coach Tony Sparano knows it.rFullback Matt Quillen, a 24-year-old prospect out of t... More >>
Residents at Opa-locka's Gardens Apartments -- perhaps the city's sketchiest property -- endured 5 murders, 656 assaults, 34 robberies, 25 shootings, and 80 stolen cars during one four-year stretch,... More >>
Next time you lose 20 bucks in a drunken bet with a friend, remember the name "Teo Garcia" before you feel too bad for yourself."I had a unique way of getting back into the service, no doubt," Garcia ... More >>
Remember those good ol' days when the Miami Dolphins just played footballr When Shula, Marino, and Csonka were the names that first came to mind when you imagined the teal and orange -- not ... More >>
During the Cold War, Russian subs used to hang out off the U.S. coast all the time -- just as U.S. subs patrolled the waters around the Soviet Union. But the Cold War ended a few years back, if you ha... More >>
A Key Biscayne Sewage Plant Poisons a Neighborhood More >>
The CIA's Gustavo Villoldo Buried Che Guevara More >>
What's worse than a rotten-egg-stench-belching sewage plant in your back yardrHow about an odiferous shit factory that poisons your family and leaves you with severe neurological damager That's exact... More >>
Around 3:20 p.m. yesterday, Miami-Dade Police responded to a call at 11210 SW 157th St. that a man was threatening someone with a gun over a landlord-tenant dispute.View Larger MapWhen the cops arrive... More >>
In the early morning hours of Jan. 8, 2008, in a dark alley off South Glades Drive, a gang member named Andrew James Rolle walked up to a white Ford Taurus and blasted the man inside to death.rThe dri... More >>
Maybe you've never heard of Trevor Mbakwe, but he's one of the best ballers in Miami. The six-foot-eight-inch forward dominated Florida's junior college circuit this year, leading the Miami Dade Colle... More >>
Last summer, South Florida sank under a spectacularly burst housing bubble that had been inflated well beyond reason by speculators, absent investors, and more than a few outright criminals.rIn June '... More >>
Navy Cmdr. Jeffrey Gordon is a 41-year-old career military officer. He is the chief spokesman for the most controversial outpost on the planet, the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. rAnd, if you're to believ... More >>
A few weeks ago, New Times brought you the story of our own black-market cigarette king, Roman Vidal.The feds accused the gray-haired Cutler Bay resident of funneling millions of illegal smokes throug... More >>
The City of Miami is so desperate for revenue that nothing should really surprise us here in Riptide's heavily fortified underground command bunker.Cockfighting at Miami-Dade Public Librariesr Yawn. L... More >>
From the moment that Ben Novack Jr. was found bludgeoned to death in a Rye Brook, N.Y. hotel room on July 12th, it was evident that the Fontainebleau Hotel heir had some pretty dark stuff in his past.... More >>
Police this morning released the first details of a Saturday-night murder in Allapattah -- including a sketch of the prime suspect in the killing.Around 11:45 p.m. Saturday, someone shot a man named H... More >>
Another week has passed from this Earth, and another mysterious email announcing a Dolphins news conference featuring a popular musician has landed in Riptide's inbox.First came Jimmy Buffett. We all ... More >>
Four years ago, a heavyset 26-year-old Miami woman named Rossana Miliani walked into a general store in Bryson City, North Carolina, with an older man whose hair was going gray.The man told a clerk he... More >>
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Dog Bites Man: Miami Police canine units attack first, ask questions later More >>
Good thing Stephen Ross wasn't stuck on "I Kissed A Girl." Or humming "My Humps" all day long. The South Florida Business Journal confirmed this morning what we've suspected all al... More >>
Sometime early last night, Juan Tojeiro got in a bit of a spat with his girlfriend. Apparently still furious after the argument, the 38-year-old Miami resident took the only logical revenge: He plowed... More >>
When the uber-expensive Chinese eatery Philippe opened in the Gansevoort Hotel last year, most reviews (including our own) pointed to chef Philippe Chow's time as head chef at the acclaimed Mr. Chow's... More >>
Last week, we reported on "Secure Communities," a new national program that links local detention centers into a national database of illegal aliens. In our story, critics of the plan said it mig... More >>
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