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2006 Stories by The Bitch

• The Scourge of Mandals

  published August 10, 2006

  If you're a female human and you wear flip-flops to the office, at a wedding, to worship services, or to the store, it means you're lazy, slack,... More >>

• Penthouse and Pavement

  published April 13, 2006

  The Bitch's ultrasensitive ears have been picking up intimations of the pending closure of the Virgin Megastore at Sunset Drive and South Dixie... More >>

• Are You Still Here?

  published April 6, 2006

  The equestrians staging this month's Miami Beach Arena Polo Cup are an informal cadre called the Polo Lifestyle Team. They are basically a group... More >>

• We'll Make Great Pets

  published March 30, 2006

  While taking a breather during a set at Saturday's Ultra Music Festival, Brandon Flowers, the doll-like lead singer of the Killers,... More >>

• The Tesseract

  published March 23, 2006

  The Bitch has many times professed her love for the Sagamore at 1671 Collins Ave. in Miami Beach. It's a long-held infatuation based on admiration... More >>

• Teenage Fan Club

  published March 9, 2006

  The arrival of a 2007 calendar perplexed The Bitch. Wasn't 2006 only three months old? She could conceive and birth several litters of puppies... More >>