Email Author Sebastian del Mármol

2011 Stories by Sebastian del Mármol

• Eight Hand Gestures That'll Let Everyone Know You're From the 3-0-5

  published Jul 07, 2011

  We're big fans of all kinds of communication, not only the written word. We like facial expressions, all kinds of silly sounding noise (fake fart sounds are our favorites), and especially hand gesture... More >>

• Miami Likes to F@*k! Now Prove It in Sex Survey

  published Jul 06, 2011

  It's all pretext. All of it. The beaches. The sun in the fun cliches. The models. The palm trees. The nightlife. Even the heat. The prevailing logic for why Miami is among the premiere destinations fo... More >>

• Mentalist Guy Bavli Brings Illusions and Funny Accent to Trump Resort Tonight

  published Jul 01, 2011

  Know the difference between a magician, an illusionist, and a mentalistr We don't either, but hopefully we'll get a better idea of when we see world renowned mentalist Guy Bavli at the Trump Internati... More >>

• 11 Best Things to Do This Fourth of July Weekend

  published Jul 01, 2011

  Weekends are always a time to get away from the monotony of our lives, to put aside the mundane and escape a world of clock watching and commitments. And three-day weekends, especially ones wrapped ar... More >>

• Jonesing for Humor

  published June 30, 2011

  You know Orlando Jones, even if you don’t know Orlando Jones. The 20-year veteran of practically every entertainment genre imaginable... More >>

• Mind the Mentalist

  published June 30, 2011

  Guy Bavli can stop his heart from beating. He correctly predicted Israeli election results on television two weeks before they were... More >>

• Acting Funny

  published June 30, 2011

  Too shy to get on stage and improvise a scene or tell a completely made-up story on the fly? Don’t be, says Carlos Rivera, managing director... More >>

• Michael Bay's Next Film Will Be About New Times' "Pain & Gain" Cover Story

  published Jun 30, 2011

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  America, F@$k Yeah! Where to Watch Fourth of July Fireworks in Miami

  published Jun 30, 2011

  Americans take a lot of guff from the rest of the planet, and deservedly much of the time. We're arrogant and egocentric. We assume the world should speak English. And, as the only standing superpower... More >>

• Happy Birthday, America

  published June 30, 2011

  It's the largest show in town, as always, and the one you can't miss if you're a true patriot. We're talking, of course, about America's Birthday... More >>

• Five Best Places for a Gay Wedding in South Florida (Once It's Legal)

  published Jun 29, 2011

  Hooray New York! (Imagine a chorus snapping fingers!) The state became the largest and most important in the union to allow same sex marriages last week. But we have to admit, watching the measure pas... More >>

• Fourth on the Key

  published June 30, 2011

  Looking to to avoid inebriated patriots swerving all over the highways late at night, then you can't do better than the Key Biscayne Fourth of... More >>

• South Beach Fireworks

  published June 30, 2011

  If you're brave enough to endure South Beach crowds, you'll be rewarded with a concert stage and fireworks show at Eighth Street and Ocean Drive... More >>

• Bayfront Fireworks Bonanza

  published June 30, 2011

  It's the largest show in town, as always, and the one you can't miss if you're a true patriot. We're talking, of course, about America's Birthday... More >>

• Become a Future Basketball Wife: Miami Heat Dancer Tryouts Announced

  published Jun 24, 2011

  The rest of the country might despise the Miami Heat, but the hate doesn't extend to the team's hot-ass dance team. Heat dancers are always among the most stalked and Facebook-creeped in the league, h... More >>

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  Six Reasons a Dirk Nowitzki Ass Tattoo Is a Bad Idea

  published Jun 24, 2011

  The Miami Heat's epic collapse against the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals earlier this month still stings. But the pain has been assuaged a bit by the way Dallas Mavericks' owner Mark Cuban, some ... More >>

• Judo Know Squat

  published June 23, 2011

  With all the martial arts out there (karate, tae kwon do, muay Thai, jujitsu, etc.), it’s difficult to know what sport you’re looking at... More >>

• Street Acrobats on Parade

  published June 23, 2011

  Not counting seemingly irrational aversions to personal hygiene and ice, there’s a lot we can learn from Europeans. They vacation longer, sit... More >>

• From Sparklers to Hot Dogs

  published June 23, 2011

  Miami doesn’t have a homogeneous population, but that doesn’t mean we all can’t be filled with patriotic spirit to celebrate the... More >>

• Miami Ink's Ami James Back on TLC with New NY Ink Tonight

  published Jun 23, 2011

  It's a great week to be an ink fan. TattooLaPaLooza promises to stain every inch of exposed human flesh come this weekend and Miami tattoo icon Ami James will be back on the boob tube doing what he do... More >>

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  LA-Based Canlove, a Graffiti Recycling Program, Comes to Miami

  published Jun 23, 2011

  We're way past having to defend the whole "graffiti is art" discussion. But the dozens, if not hundreds, of empty spray paint cans strewn next to even the most spectacular graffiti walls is still a ma... More >>

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  Five Warning Labels We'd Like to See on Things Besides Cigarettes

  published Jun 22, 2011

  The FDA just announced that soon cigarettes would come with large picture warnings on packages to go along with classic written warning they've had for decades. Disturbing images of people on respirat... More >>

• Five Dads Creepier and More Deadbeat Than Your Own Father

  published Jun 17, 2011

  Dad might not have been to all your little league games (what with his busy "work" schedule) and he might not have been supportive initially when you told him you play for the pink team. Heck, maybe h... More >>

• Seven Rom-Coms That Get Better Every Time You See Them

  published Jun 17, 2011

  Romantic Comedies can be a lot like your romantic relationships. Some are great the first time out and make you certain that they'll be the "one" forever, only for you to find out on a second date or ... More >>

• Nueba Yol Cuban

  published June 16, 2011

  Miamians like to think they have the market on second-generation Cuban experience pretty much monopolized. Too bad Oscar Hijuelos... More >>