Email Author S. Pajot

2013 Stories by S. Pajot

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  Trojan's "Massive Vibrator Giveaway" Coming! Get Free Sex Toys at South Beach Nightclub

  published Feb 21, 2013

  "Welcome to Pleasureville!" It's a magical place where everybody masturbates (solo or en masse) every minute of every day. And there is never a shortage of over-the-counter sex toys, tingly warming ... More >>

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  Ice Billion Berg Seeking "Some Pretty Ladies" for Strip Club B-Day Bash in Miami

  published Feb 21, 2013

  Strippers are stars. Just ask 305 rapper and Rick Ross collaborator Ice Billion Berg. Like any straight-up gentleman with a lifetime platinum membership at the gentleman's club, he's got mad resp... More >>

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  Travis Porter, Kirko Bangz, Ca$h Out, and Rizinstar Tour Cancel Miami Stop

  published Feb 21, 2013

  Who in the 305 "want[s] to get up close and personal with your favorite #RizinStar artistr" Well, sorry. It ain't gonna happen 'cause the Rizinstar Tour with Travis Porter, Kirko Bangz, Ca$h Out, a... More >>

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  Lil Wayne on War With Miami Heat: "I Don't Apologize"

  published Feb 20, 2013

  Lil Wayne ain't sorry. Just a few minutes ago, the Young Money maniac called up 99 Jamz's Felisha Monet to discuss his war with the Miami Heat and his now-infamous taunt: "Fuck LeBron! Fuck She-Wade... More >>

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  Wood Tavern: "We Are Trying to Reopen the Backyard This Thursday"

  published Feb 19, 2013

  We here at Crossfade can't wait to get back to doin' the Backyard Boogie, gettin' drunk in the midafternoon, just straight sippin' from a pitcher of cold brew at Wood Tavern. So it's exciting to hea... More >>

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  Did the Miami Heat Get Lil Wayne Banned from Basketballr "Not True," According to NBA

  published Feb 19, 2013

  Question #1: Is Lil Wayne banned from the home of the Miami Heatr Maybe. Although, the team hasn't said shit since Weezy went bonkers, howling, "Fuck LeBron! Fuck She-Wade! ... And, and, and, I fuck... More >>

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  Chris Bosh's Wife Snaps Back at Lil Wayne: "Pay No Mind to the Haters"

  published Feb 19, 2013

  Who is "Chris Bosh's wife"r Well, we here at Crossfade, like everyone else living in Heat Nation, know her as Adrienne Williams, a lovely Venezuelan lady who secretly married the (almost) seven-foot... More >>

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  Miami Heat Fans Attack Lil Wayne: "Nah, Meng! We Declare War on You! Go Home!"

  published Feb 18, 2013

  A warning: Don't fuck with the Heat. Unless you wanna get burned. And then chased outta town by a rabid mob of hard-core Dade County sports fanatics, led by a freakish orange-haired mascot with a min... More >>

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  Lil Wayne Declares War on Miami Heat: "F#$% LeBron! F#$% She-Wade! And I F#$%ed Chris Bosh's Wife!"

  published Feb 18, 2013

  "This ain't no Twitter beefin' or no online beef." Last night at the Beats By Dre's NBA All-Star Game finale party, Lil Wayne officially declared war on the Miami Heat. "You let them niggas know I'... More >>

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  Deadmau5: "Ultra's Same Thing Every F#$%ing Year...When's It Going to Be Played Outr"

  published Feb 17, 2013

  Wait ... We thought the whole Deadmau5 vs. Ultra Music Festival thing had been resolvedr Back in December 2011, the King Rat (a repeat Ultra headliner) kicked off a largely one-sided feud by postin... More >>

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  Danny Daze on Underground Music and South Beach: "It's an Odd Mixture, It Kinda Works"

  published Feb 15, 2013

  Danny Daze is a superstar DJ. After spending years grinding out five-day work weeks in the MIA, this local EDM mastermind finally broke free with "Your Everything," a major club banger that official... More >>

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  Robbie Rivera's Juicy Beach 2013 Phase Two Lineup: Mord Fustang, Hot Mouth, 16 Others

  published Feb 15, 2013

  Two weeks ago, Robbie Rivera kicked off the beat-freaking season by revealing the nine-act Phase One lineup for Juicy Beach 2013. The roster was already loaded with Mr. Rivera, Bob Sinclar, Cosmic G... More >>

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  Wood Tavern's Backyard Closed: "The Fire Inspector Told Us That We Could NOT Open"

  published Feb 15, 2013

  It's damn tough trying keep a bar or club open in Miami. Most times, as soon as the shine wears off a cool new joint, our city's fickle glitterati and hipster horde simply get sick of the place, dis... More >>

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  Ultra Music Festival 2013 Phase 3 Lineup: Tommie Sunshine, Dieselboy, Kleinenberg

  published Feb 14, 2013

  With just 29 days till Downtown Miami's Bayfront Park becomes totally flooded with LED-wielding beat freaks ... Ultra Music Festival 2013 has announced its Phase 3 lineup. Among this final round of ... More >>

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  Who Wants Free Tickets for Danny Daze's Homecoming Show at Story Nightclubr

  published Feb 14, 2013

  Growing up in the 305, Danny Daze started out as a 13-year-old DJ inspired by the ass-quaking bass of DJ Laz, Crazy Legs, and Dynamix II. "I really got influenced by the b-boy scene in Miami -- Hot... More >>

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  Ultra Music Festival Announces North American Tour, Headlined by Fedde Le Grand

  published Feb 14, 2013

  Ultra Music Festival is goin' on tour, beat freaks. So if you don't have the massive cash stash for a road trip to the flagship in the MIA (or enough frequent flyer rewards points for a jet ride to ... More >>

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  Lady Gaga Cancels Entire Born This Way Ball Tour to Undergo Surgery

  published Feb 14, 2013

  "I hate this. I hate this so much. I love you and Im sorry." That's the desperately apologetic message that Lady Gaga sent out to all her Little Monsters after being forced to suddenly cancel four B... More >>

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  Holy Ship!!! 2014 Announced, Pre-Book a Cabin Aboard the Cruise on March 5

  published Feb 13, 2013

  Just count the exclamation points ... With every passing year, Hard Events' electronic dance music cruise only gets more epic. And Crossfade can vouch for that fact 'cause we've been aboard the MSC ... More >>

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  Who Wants Free Tickets for Gloria Gaynor in Miamir

  published Feb 12, 2013

  At first, you were afraid. You were petrified. Kept thinkin' you could never live without tickets to Gloria Gaynor's disco party at Casino Miami Jai-Alai this weekend. But then Crossfade showed up ... More >>

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  Black Keys Drummer Says Justin Bieber Doesn't Deserve Grammys, Biebz Responds: "He Should Be Slapped"

  published Feb 12, 2013

  The Biebz is feelin' unloved. Yeah ... Despite being an unfunny bazillionaire with good hair who gets to host Saturday Night Live (because SNL's ratings among tweenage girls suckr), Justin Bieber f... More >>

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  Borgore's Set Gets Cut Short at Story on South Beach: "I Hate Everything, I Want to Fight"

  published Feb 11, 2013

  Who could've guessed that Israeli dubstepper and Miley Cyrus collaborator Borgore's set would be cut short at Story Nightclub on South Beach this past weekendr Well, how about @BlakeMinto1, a local... More >>

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  Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard Are "Still Alive," Celebrate the Outlaw Life in Florida

  published Feb 08, 2013

  Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard Hard Rock Live, Hollywood Thursday, February 7, 2013 Better Than: A cold beer, a shot of whiskey, and a good cry. All the old outlaws are only getting older. Last n... More >>

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  Who Wants Free Tickets for Swamp Stomp 2013 With Fishbone and Sister Sparrowr

  published Feb 06, 2013

  A quick and handy beginner's guide to doin' the Swamp Stomp: 1. Mosh 'round the daisy chain. 2. Get sloshed and/or sugar high, depending on whether you've reached Florida's legal boozing age. 3. Wal... More >>

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  Miami Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton Gets Traded to Devo for ESPN The Magazine's Music Issue

  published Feb 05, 2013

  Sure, the Miami Marlins might've been passive-aggressively shopping slugger Giancarlo Staton to any MLB team prepared to spend an "overwhelming" amount of cash. But trading the last star in the Marli... More >>

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  Mumford & Sons Announce Gentlemen of the Road Tour, Coming to Florida in September

  published Feb 05, 2013

  Wanna spend an extra-special folksy night with Mumford & Sons and some Gentlemen of the Roadr Well, you'll have to trek approximately 308.5 miles to St. Augustine. But it will be definitely wort... More >>