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2013 Stories by S. Pajot

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  Alice in Chains Talks Devil Put Dinosaurs Here, a "Jab at Ultra-Right Religious Conservatives"

  published Apr 23, 2013

  In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. But did you know it was Satan who buried "67-million-year-old giant fossilized lizard bones" all over this spinning rock, just to trick gull... More >>

• Alice in Chains at the Fillmore April 25

  published April 25, 2013

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  Who Wants Free Tickets for Dick Dale at Grand Central Miamir

  published Apr 22, 2013

  How did Dick Dale (AKA the Grandaddy of Shred) finally stop setting speakers on firer "With the output transformers that Leo Fender and I built together," the 75-year-old King of Surf Guitar explai... More >>

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  Florida Bans EBT Welfare From Strip Clubs and Bottle-Service Party Palaces

  published Apr 19, 2013

  It is a dark day for booty- and bottle-poppin' EBT welfare ballers in the FLA. Following a Thursday vote in the Florida house of representatives, Electronic Benefit Transfer cards are now prohibite... More >>

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  Roofless Records Talks Sweatstock 2013 and "Dystopian Future in Which Records Are Illegal"

  published Apr 19, 2013

  Go ahead. Ask Roofless Records honcho Matt Preira "about the future of the record store" ... Oh yeah, that's a dare. Because even though Mr. P isn't as pessimistic as Kenny Fucking Millions (who doe... More >>

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  Holly Hunt: "Without Churchill's and Sweat, It'd Be Nearly Impossible to Sustain a Scene"

  published Apr 19, 2013

  Holly Hunt is two people. And collectively, they've been hanging 'round the Miami music scene, like, forever. Drummer Beatriz Monteavaro has done duty in rock crews including Human Oddities, Methad... More >>

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  Baauer (and "Harlem Shake") Coming to Grand Central Miami on May 18

  published Apr 18, 2013

  "Drink lots of water." That's just a lil' piece of practical Twitter advice from EDM meme megastar Baauer for any of y'all beat freaks planning to spend a whole night raving, raging, and "Harlem Sh... More >>

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  ANR on Why We All Need Vinyl: "It Keeps You Connected to Rich, Inspiring Physical World"

  published Apr 18, 2013

  Immaterial music formats will take over. Vinyl will disappear. (Or become contraband in some dystopian future.) And still, the world will survive. "But," says Michael-John Hancock of ANR (otherwise... More >>

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  Sweatstock 2013's Full Lineup and Set Times

  published Apr 18, 2013

  Go wild in the streets! Score swag! Mosh! In exactly 49 hours, everyone's favorite Little Haiti music shop, Sweat Records, will be celebrating Sweatstock 2013, its third annual one-day music fest, ... More >>

• Sweat's Lauren Reskin: "Anyone Who Cares About Culture Should Support Record Shops"

  published Apr 18, 2013

  Hey Lolo, why bother rescuing music shopsr 1. "Service you'll never, ever get at a Best Buy." 2. "We're one of the only all-ages event spaces in town, we're a vegan-friendly coffee bar, a meeting p... More >>

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  Obama on Jay-Z, Beyonce, Cuba: "White House Not Involved, We've Got Better Things to Do"

  published Apr 17, 2013

  The Prez and Hova "got a little bond there." But Obama insists he didn't help his pals, Jay-Z and Beyonce (AKA The Carters), secure clearance from the Treasury Department for their fifth anniversary ... More >>

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  SpaceGhostPurrp and Nardwuar Rate Miami's Strip Clubs, From Coco's to KOD

  published Apr 17, 2013

  "Holy fucking shit ... Is this Meshuggahr" That's how Carol City creep rapper SpaceGhostPurrp reacts when Canadian weirdo interviewer Nardwuar bestows a fine slab of Swedish metal upon him. Whyr Be... More >>

• Cog Nomen on the Survival of Record Stores: "Community Will Never Go Extinct"

  published Apr 17, 2013

  Oh yeah, naked mind, whack frack attack ... Enter the world of Cog Nomen's Ulysses Perez and Buffalo Brown, where everyone's shimmying to that "Indietronic Psychedelic" sound. "Kind of Pink Floydi... More >>

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  Selena Gomez Announces World Tour 2013, Coming to South Florida on October 29

  published Apr 16, 2013

  Bieber-free and de-Disneyfied, post-teen pop star Selena Gomez is begging all y'all to "Come and Get It." She just broke up with the Biebz. She just starred in Harmony Korine's weirdo art blockbuste... More >>

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  Sweat Records, Kenny Millions, and Holly Hunt Talk Sweatstock 2013 and Saving Record Stores

  published Apr 16, 2013

  Skeptics predict the local music shop is going extinct like the penny arcade. But for the last six years, so-called "independently owned, stand-alone brick-and-mortar retailers" around the U.S. (and... More >>

• Sweatstock 2013 at Sweat Records and Churchill's Pub April 20

  published April 18, 2013

  Sweatstock 2013 at Sweat Records and Churchill's Pub April 20 More >>

• Ten Best 4/20 Parties in Miami, April 19 and 20

  published April 18, 2013

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  Ten Best 4/20 Parties in Miami

  published Apr 15, 2013

  Praise the pot gods. We have all survived to see another 4/20, the highest, holiest, and happiest of weed holidays. The crop has been harvested. It is lush and green and good. Now if only there wer... More >>

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  Rick Ross Finally Apologizes for Rape Lyrics: "One of My Biggest Mistakes and Regrets"

  published Apr 12, 2013

  The Bawse says: "I apologize." And this time, he means it. After a couple of weak attempts at defending his molly sex assault verse on Rocko's "U.O.E.N.O." (condescendingly calling "woman ... the m... More >>

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  Rick Ross's Reebok Endorsement Deal Killed Over "U.O.E.N.O." Rape Lyrics

  published Apr 12, 2013

  Maybe the sneaker mob over at Reebok was just waiting for one of Rick Ross's homies to fire the first shot. So when Rocko announced that he was planning to strike the Bawse's rape lyrics ("Put moll... More >>

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  Rick Ross' Rape Lyrics Getting Dropped From Rocko's "U.O.E.N.O."

  published Apr 11, 2013

  The Bawse still got that fat shoe contract. But his molly sex assault verse is getting dropped from Rocko's "U.O.E.N.O." Even though women's rights organization UltraViolet, hundreds of rape victim... More >>

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  King of Diamonds' Disco Rick: "Lil Wayne Is KOD... Trick Never Made Him Leave"

  published Apr 10, 2013

  As the don of Miami's KOD, businessman, and booty-bass legend Disco Rick is the final word at "the world's largest & sexiest adult club." So what's he gotta say about Trick Daddy allegedly chasi... More >>

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  Carlos Garcia's Sound Theory Live Canceled by WDNA, Only Days After Fourth Anniversary

  published Apr 10, 2013

  Only days after celebrating its fourth anniversary, Sound Theory Live has been canceled by public radio station WDNA. Hosted by Carlos Garcia, owner of The Stage and Miami New Times' Best FM Person... More >>

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  Trick Daddy "Sent Lil Wayne Packing Like a Little Bitch," Says Miami Rapper

  published Apr 10, 2013

  Everybody's gotta answer to Da Mayor of Dade County. The other night at King of Diamonds, it was Lil Wayne's turn, as Trick Daddy defended the 305 and his beloved #HeatGang by chasing the Young Mone... More >>

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  Diddy, Kate Upton Deny SoBe Makeout Sesh: "I'm Not Dating Her! ... Not at All True"

  published Apr 10, 2013

  Eyewitness testimony is notoriously tricky. It's a massive cause of wrongful criminal convictions in these United States of America. And it's also the usual source for sloppy gossip reports about c... More >>