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2009 Stories by S. Pajot

• MP3 of the Day: "Save the Tears" by Sharlyn Evertsz, Playing Poprox Tomorrow Night September 24

  published Sep 23, 2009

  The world is full of awful noise and sometimes one's sanity depends entirely upon getting a teensy bit of quiet time. But it should never be too quiet. That's where Sharlyn Everetsz' unsteadily strumm... More >>

• Flyer of the Week: Fancy Me Yet Gets Wily at White Room Tomorrow Night

  published Sep 18, 2009

  The pitfalls of teen stardom are legend -- sex, drugs, burnout, overexposure, the dreaded 20th birthday, or even a simple case of the incurable crazies a la Wacko Jacko. Way back in '79, Leif Garrett ... More >>

• MP3 of the Day: "Hold This" by Uncle Scotchy, Playing Bougainvillea's Every Thursday

  published Sep 17, 2009

  A man of many beards and a million sunglasses, local blues rocker Uncle Scotchy is so rarely seen -- truly seen -- that some of you have begun to doubt his very existence. Admittedly, the guy's an en... More >>

• Less Is More

  published September 17, 2009

  Sure, the Internet might be infinite, but all of you laptop producers gotta understand it’s not OK to digitally release whatever noise... More >>

• Don't Panix

  published September 17, 2009

  These days it has become exceedingly rare to see a show flyer that's been produced entirely without the aid of a computer. (I mean, we as a people... More >>

• All Ages Can Rock

  published September 17, 2009

  The untimely demise of DIY venue Goo has left Miami's young punks without an official clubhouse. Stepping into that void, there have been several... More >>

• The Panix

  published September 17, 2009

  Local thrash crew the Panix is not a boy band. Still, its barely post-teen members — bassist Emmett, guitarists Alex and Nico, and little... More >>

• Flyer of the Week: Behold the Ruins and 8 More Bands at the Dugout September 19

  published Sep 11, 2009

  The untimely demise of DIY venue Goo has left Miami's young punks without an official clubhouse. Stepping into that void, there have been several semi-permanent and one-off party places -- House of Pa... More >>

• Bloody Mary Buffet at 8 oz. Burger Bar

  published Sep 11, 2009

  Generally, I'm not a big buffet fan. But it's not the heart-crippling calorie count involved in consuming massive quantities of deep-fried animal flesh that turns me off. Really, I just ... More >>

• MP3 of the Day: "The River took Dee Snider" by Vultures are Wolves, playing Hot Topic and Vulturama at Homebase

  published Sep 09, 2009

  If the current South Florida thrash scene were a rotting animal carcass, then Vultures are Wolves would be the three-headed scavenger beast sent forth from, as the band describes it, the "disgusting s... More >>

• Meet the Calahoneys

  published September 10, 2009

  No, Calahoney won't take your dinner order and then wash the dishes. (Although it might consider it, if you ask it nicely and promise to buy its... More >>

• Come Hither, Ye Olde Punk

  published September 10, 2009

  Real rock 'n' roll is a rough religion. And the danger of living by gloomy catch phrases such as "No future" and "Live fast, die young" usually... More >>

• Flyer of the Week: The Panix at Churchill's September 17

  published Sep 04, 2009

  rThese days it has become exceedingly rare to see a show flyer that's been produced entirely without the aid of a computer. (I mean, we as a people are so obscenely wired that it seems the next logica... More >>

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  Recession-Proof Boozing at Bin No. 18

  published Sep 04, 2009

  rFor the average individual, the current anorexic state of the economy can be boiled down to a pair of very basic problems: too little cash and not enough booze. That's why the forward-thin... More >>

• Vanilla Ice Gets Somewhat Funky at the Seminole Casino Saturday

  published Sep 03, 2009

  Stop. Collaborate and listen: Ice is back with a brand-new, um, nothing. Except, well, he's bringing his old Caucasian rap shtick to the Seminole Casino Hollywood for a free Labor Day weekend show. I ... More >>

• MP3 of the Day: "The Fool" by Ballyhoo!

  published Sep 02, 2009

  In the vast suburban everywheres of the North, there is a surplus of Sublime-obsessed white boys who smoke reefer as if it were a bodybuilding supplement for the brain. They jam incessantly, knocking ... More >>

• Soft-Knock Life

  published September 3, 2009

  Planet Earth is a really mean place, and sometimes just stepping out the door can scar sensitive human beings like us. That's why we need music.... More >>

• Back to the Future, Again

  published September 3, 2009

  If you haven't traveled to Clubland (AKA Miami Beach) in the past 48 hours, you might not be aware there's a new party genre in the offing. It's a... More >>

• Your Float Gets Spiked at the Yard House

  published Aug 31, 2009

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• Flyer of the Week: Monoblock at the Electric Pickle September 4

  published Aug 28, 2009

  Ever since wandering away from the pseudo-industrial barrios of their native Uruguay almost a half-decade ago, the dark, druggy boys of Monoblock -- Martin TC and Guikle -- have survived and thrived b... More >>

• MP3 of the Day: Shut It Down Mixtape by Pitbull and Logan de Gaulle

  published Aug 27, 2009

  Last week, you totally blew it, missing the jumpoff for Dade County hustler Pitbull's impending album Rebelution. (I mean really ... Where is your civic prider The guy carries the keys to our city.) Y... More >>

• Flyer of the Week: Bunnygrunt at Propaganda August 26

  published Aug 21, 2009

  As a little runt in the late '80s, I owned a rabbit's foot keychain. And really, didn't everyoner Back then, lucky bunny body parts were still a genuine fixture of pop culture. Today though, the hallo... More >>

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  MP3 of the Day: "Pain" by Iggy Pop, Getting His Face on Sweat-y Tees This Saturday at the Awarehouse

  published Aug 19, 2009

  The final, frenzied countdown to party time has begun. In exactly three days, the Magic City's most discerning club rats -- and fanatical apparel collectors -- will swarm the Awarehouse for Saturday's... More >>

• Your Reward for Showing Up

  published August 20, 2009

  After courageously conquering hump day, we all deserve a freaking huge party, but for some reason the Man refuses to acknowledge our massive... More >>

• Make Some Noise

  published August 20, 2009

  The endlessly fascinating thing about this flyer for the Obey Your Mastour kickoff party is the oddly erotic moment transpiring between the... More >>