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2009 Stories by P. Scott Cunningham

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  • It Ain’t Super, But It’s a Bowl

    published December 31, 2009

    We’re still not used to the idea that the FedEx Orange Bowl is played at Land Shark Stadium. There are just too many concrete nouns in... More >>

  • Skyrockets in Flight

    published December 31, 2009

    Like every bar and bat mitzvah descending upon unsuspecting NW 37th Avenue, the Commodores hit the Magic City Casino. You could sing these... More >>

  • Float On

    published December 31, 2009

    Begun in 1948, the Junior Orange Bowl is one of those unconsciously received facts of reality for people who grow up in Miami, as if it’s... More >>

  • By the Light of the Sun

    published December 31, 2009

    The best thing about having kids? You’re excused from the horrendous obligation known as “New Year’s Eve.” No paying double at... More >>

  • Breakfast Is Served

    published December 31, 2009

    Back in 2000, Miami New Times declared the Square Egg the best new rap act in town. And this Friday, we get to bask in the glory of... More >>

  • They Enjoy Yourselves

    published December 24, 2009

    On second thought, how great is Phish? How ambitious, how audience-centric, how highly conceptual, how dedicated; in other words, how... More >>

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    published December 24, 2009

    If you missed Jennine Capó Crucet’s reading at this year’s Miami Book Fair, don’t worry — you weren’t... More >>

  • The Other O’Neal

    published December 24, 2009

    Remember when Jermaine O’Neal was a Miami Heat killer? There was nothing worse than showing up to the American Airlines Arena and... More >>

  • Twas the Night After Christmas

    published December 24, 2009

    The last thing you should do this Saturday is head to Churchill’s after 9 p.m. and pay $5 to hear the Jacuzzi Boys. They’re... More >>

  • Easy Rider

    published December 24, 2009

    If you’re on Collins Avenue between now and February 21 and you see a bicycle roll by decorated with 24-karat gold spikes, Swarovski... More >>

  • Can You Put Out These Albums a Little Faster?

    published December 17, 2009

    The myth that Miami's music scene never dips below 120 beats per minute has been steadily eroding the past few years as acts like Rachel Goodrich... More >>

  • Chill Out, Kids

    published December 17, 2009

    Deep in the heart of every snowflake’s completely unique structure lies the home of Flore de Lisa, Queen Fairy of Winter. Though smaller than... More >>

  • Time to Say Goodbye

    published December 17, 2009

    New York City’s Aventura is the undisputed king of bachata, the Dominican ballad style that mixes romanticism with gritty... More >>

  • O Canada

    published December 17, 2009

    One of the forgotten stories of the American Revolution is the approximately 3,500 slaves who pledged loyalty to the British in exchange for their... More >>

  • Tin Soldier Time

    published December 17, 2009

    Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg play a couple who flee to a remote cabin in the woods after the death of their only child. They lose their... More >>

  • Tennis’s Crystal Ball

    published December 17, 2009

    American men’s tennis is in the crapper. Andy Roddick looks more and more like a one-slam wonder, James Blake can’t stay healthy, and... More >>

  • Toys for Martinis

    published December 10, 2009

    Nothing makes Santa happier than enjoying a frosty adult beverage after his exhausting work delivering presents. And hey, shouldn't you be... More >>

  • Mr. Saturday Night on a Wednesday

    published December 3, 2009

    Call him Billy “Cristal,” because this Wednesday, Billy Crystal will be the toast of Miami. In a big win for both the Arsht... More >>

  • Seen a Good Nut-Crush Recently?

    published December 3, 2009

    Only a guy named Lars von Trier could go to the Cannes Film Festival with a movie called Antichrist, get booed throughout the... More >>

  • You’ll Want to Dip Your Balls in It

    published December 3, 2009

    Watching The State back in the ’90s (yes, we were alive then), we always felt like the corporate slave drivers at MTV were holding the... More >>

  • No Gelt, No Glory

    published December 3, 2009

    Time to rummage through your closets, all you lapsed Jews, and break out those dreidels, because shit is going down at the Vagabond this Thursday... More >>

  • Masterpieces of Man’s Best Friend

    published December 3, 2009

    If you haven’t heard, there’s a major show coming to town December 2 through 6, an international exhibition of incomparable artistic... More >>

  • Get Your “Phil” of Israeli Musicians

    published December 3, 2009

    Power couples make the world go round: Bill and Hillary Clinton, Beyonce and Jay-Z, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler, Frank and Kathy Lee Gifford, etc.... More >>

  • Utopia, Party of Six

    published December 3, 2009

    Lots of us make dinner from whatever’s lying around, but at Paradise Farms in Homestead, what’s lying around is the best organic produce... More >>

  • Moon Over Miami

    published December 3, 2009

    If you’re into both numerology and astronomy, 2009 is your year. Why? It’s not only the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 lunar landing... More >>

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