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2008 Stories by Michael J. Mooney

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  • A Thanksgiving Ode to Chad Pennington, Our Meh-rino

    published November 27, 2008

    It's official: The Dolphins are at least mediocre. In this, the season of giving thanks, fans owe much to Chad Pennington. He's the reason that... More >>

  • Dwyane Wade Snubs the Masses at Nikki Marina

    published September 11, 2008

    Soon after winning the Olympic gold medal in men's basketball, Dwyane Wade — the golden son and high scorer on the U.S. Olympic "Redeem... More >>

  • Frenchman Pedals Around World

    published August 21, 2008

    A white boat about the size of a Cadillac labors out of the shadows beneath the 17th Street Causeway just south of Fort Lauderdale. The tiny... More >>

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    COVER STORY

    Pro Poker Hurts

    published August 7, 2008

    At a poker table, perhaps nothing is more disturbing than a well-tanned man. This is a man of luxury. He has the time in his schedule to lie... More >>

  • The Paul and Young Ron Experience

    published July 31, 2008

    A smiling, stubbled man known simply as "Toast" lines up Styrofoam cups, uncorks the Patron tequila, and begins dishing out shots. One for the... More >>

  • Ricky Williams and Jason Taylor Talk Marijuana

    published July 31, 2008

    The Miami Dolphins traded franchise player Jason Taylor last week to the Washington Redskins for two picks in next year's draft. Taylor and... More >>

  • Dirty Type

    published July 17, 2008

    Pompano Beach residents have the filthiest fucking mouths in the whole state of Florida. Well, maybe not mouths, but fingers. That's confirmed... More >>

  • Florida's Last Sexual Surrogate

    published July 3, 2008

    Part of him wanted to lay her down on the bed and hold her and make passionate love to her the way they do in romantic... More >>

  • Against the Tide

    published July 3, 2008

    Sports Against the Tide A veteran Olympic swimmer aims to beat the skeptics. By Brantley... More >>

  • Fetish Icon Gets Busy

    published June 26, 2008

    Camera flashes reflect off of her skin-tight red and black rubber corset. Shiny electrical tape covers her nipples. Wearing sleek fishnet... More >>

  • Finally Florida

    published May 29, 2008

    It's May 21, and residents of the Sunrise Lakes condos are getting a lesson in the virtue of punctuality. Though it's three hours before... More >>

  • Boom & Bust, Part 2

    published May 8, 2008

    A woman is giving away her $1.25-million mansion in Ocala. The house, replete with two 50-foot porches, three crystal chandeliers, and a hot... More >>

  • Toke It Easy

    published April 17, 2008

    News Toke It Easy Snap out of it, 4/20 revelers: Florida legislators want to stomp on your... More >>

  • Field of Schemes

    published March 13, 2008

    Grass doesn't get any greener than on the fields of Major League Baseball spring training, when vivacious, young hopefuls play catch with... More >>

  • Sarnoff Shmarnoff

    published February 28, 2008

    TV Guise Filed under: News For quite some time, Miami city Commissioner Marc Sarnoff has represented himself as... More >>

  • The She-Zebra

    published February 14, 2008

    If you're watching a football game and start complaining about one of the referees' calls and the petite woman sitting next to you at the bar... More >>

  • Jam Anyone's Cell Phone

    published January 17, 2008

    He came into the bookstore huffing loudly into his cell phone, ignoring turned heads and annoyed glares. His voice shot across the room, a... More >>

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