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2006 Stories by JOEY DAOUD

Archives: 2007 | 2006
  • Make the Funny Man Run

    published December 28, 2006

    Before stereos could go to eleven and the Dundies were awarded, Woody Allen answered one of the most puzzling questions of all: “What does... More >>

  • So Frackin’ Cool!

    published November 2, 2006

    It’s Friday night and you live in one of the hottest spots in the world. The clubs, parties, and drinks are yours for the taking. But how do... More >>

  • Poodles in Tutus

    published October 26, 2006

    You’re tired of the annoying glares from your kids as you live out your Halloween costume fantasy through them. “Gene who?” they... More >>

  • Get Buzzed for Less

    published October 12, 2006

    Though a cup of coffee may cost about $1.25, by adding steamed milk to that and calling it a latte, you're looking at $3.50 – at least. But... More >>

  • One Spicy Film Fest

    published October 5, 2006

    Yes, we know there seems to be a film festival for every ethnicity and culture. We wouldn’t be surprised to receive news of a Swedish Pirates... More >>

  • The Construction of Art

    published September 21, 2006

    It’s a red square. No, it’s art, the curator tells you. But it’s a square, and it’s red, you think. What’s different from... More >>

  • Learn the Mother Tongue

    published September 7, 2006

    Shagitzes and shikses may want to brace themselves as they trudge through this kakameyme article, or better yet, grab a copy of Michael... More >>

  • Book Clubs Are Not Dead

    published August 31, 2006

    The joy of being entertained by the morbid yet humorous lives of undertakers and the funeral industry has not died with Six Feet Under; in... More >>

  • Beer-Lovin’ Tree-Huggers

    published August 10, 2006

    It just seems you can’t escape this thing called global warming. They’re pumping it everywhere – on TV, in movies, books,... More >>

  • A Big Ado About Something

    published August 3, 2006

    Unlike George and Jerry’s pilot episode, Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing is about something. Boy meets girl, boy and girl... More >>

  • What’s a Blog?

    published July 27, 2006

    Which of the following does not belong: digital video, Final Cut Pro, solitaire, or DVD? How about Minesweeper, journal, communication, or blog?... More >>

  • Meet Your New Baby Mama or Daddy

    published July 20, 2006

    You are sitting at home, watching Seinfeld episodes from your DVD box set (you of course had to get the limited-edition one that came with... More >>

  • Off with Their Hair

    published July 20, 2006

    Gentlemen, in our fast-paced, high-speed, gas-guzzling, venti-iced-caramel-macchiato-ultracaffeinated world, you know deep down you yearn to take... More >>

  • Drunk on Vivaldi

    published July 13, 2006

    It may not be Oktoberfest yet, but Summerfest is happening right now. Not too familiar with Summerfest? How about Mozart or Vivaldi? Each... More >>

  • Puck That!

    published July 13, 2006

    No, we will not begin this story with “To be or not to be.” Nope, not a chance. Besides the obvious cliché, it has absolutely... More >>

  • More to See

    published July 6, 2006

    Look! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s just two flat images placed side-by-side, forcing your brain to create an artificial... More >>

  • Fido Foot Fetish

    published July 6, 2006

    Feel like you are all thumbs sometimes? Well that is just a taste of how our best friends feel -- all paws, all the time. Try dialing a Razr with... More >>

Archives: 2007 | 2006