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2010 Stories by Jason Handelsman

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  • Pork, Brew, and Blues

    published August 26, 2010

    If you’ve never taken a trip to Palmetto Bay, you should make it a point to hit up the sprawling greens of Deering Estate at Cutler for the... More >>

  • Party Like the Founding Fathers

    published June 24, 2010

    You keep having this dream where George Washington is chillin’ in your crib. “I love you so much, Boo,” he says, “I want you... More >>

  • Klutch Your Cannon

    published May 20, 2010

    “I know way too many people here right now that I didn’t know last year, who the fuck are y’all?” No doubt, you’ll be... More >>

  • Klutch Your Cannon

    published May 20, 2010

    “I know way too many people here right now that I didn’t know last year, who the fuck are y’all?” No doubt, you’ll be... More >>

  • The Other Waterboarding

    published March 25, 2010

    Have you heard about Chatroulette? The new website that pairs random strangers from all over the world for webcam-based conversations? The future... More >>

  • Easter Seals

    published March 18, 2010

    While you juggled glowsticks at a WMC event last Friday, someone slipped some Special K into your Red Bull. The strobe lights and techno pounded... More >>

  • Take It to the Streets

    published February 18, 2010

    "What's the matter with the car I'm driving? Can't you tell that it's out of style?" Billy Joel sang. "Should I get a set of whitewall tires? Are... More >>

  • The United Church of Elvis

    published January 28, 2010

    Remember when you and your girl were smoking weed while listening to Elvis's version of "Polk Salad Annie"? She was like, "Is this the Doors?" And... More >>

  • Got the Blues? Get Healed

    published January 21, 2010

    Nobody gets through life unscathed. And right about now, it seems like everybody's got the blues: fired, dumped, divorced, broke, and slipping way... More >>

  • Boom, Boom, Boom

    published January 14, 2010

    In order to familiarize you with the insanity that'll go down during Electric Boombox at Jazid this Saturday, we will attempt a literary... More >>

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