Email Author Jacob Katel

2012 Stories by Jacob Katel

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  Miami's Six Best All-You-Can-Drink Parties for Super Bowl 2012

  published Feb 03, 2012

  Football. In Egypt, people rush the field and die about it. In America, though, we celebrate our favorite sport with boatloads of liquor, oceans of beer, billions of chicken wings, and the robot who... More >>

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  Drunk Miami Republicans Rally For Santorum and Rick Scott

  published Jan 30, 2012

  Alcohol impairs your judgmentr Screw it, we'll have a shot of whiskey, a beer, and a Latin Builders Association membership application.Starting early Friday morning in downtown Miami, the LBA invited ... More >>

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  Video: Romney's Camp Confronts Occupy Miami, New Times Investigation Into His Dental Work

  published Jan 26, 2012

  Mitt Romney has a square jaw and looks good on camera, but he has the real-life charisma of a bucket of hammers. It's like he chopped up and snorted a pile of Al Gore before his speech at Freedom Towe... More >>

• Bartenders Juggling Fire Is the Newest Miami Nightlife Trend!

  published Jan 25, 2012

  Any given night in Miami, hundreds of bottles of overpriced champagne and vodka are marched out to a perpetually revolving cast of douchebags, rich folks, once-a-year-spenders, depraved attention-star... More >>

• Smokin’ Uku-yeyo

  published January 19, 2012

  Call us ignorant, but we’ve always thought of ukulele music as something played by moonshine-swigging, overall-wearing, tobacco-chewing,... More >>

• Graham Wood Drout at Tobacco Road January 31

  published January 26, 2012

  Graham Wood Drout at Tobacco Road January 31 More >>

• Miami rapper and singer Anjuli Stars releases Starvation Vol. 2 January 31

  published January 26, 2012

  Miami rapper and singer Anjuli Stars releases Starvation Vol. 2 January 31 More >>

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  Etta James Dead at 73, R.I.P. to a Queen of Rhythm & Blues

  published Jan 20, 2012

  Etta James, may her vocal chords be dipped in platinum and preserved for future generations, has died at 73 due to complications from leukemia as well as alzheimers, dementia, and Hepatitis C. James ... More >>

• Graham Wood Drout Talks Tobacco Road History and His First Guitar

  published Jan 18, 2012

  When Graham Wood Drout and Iko Iko first started playing Tobacco Road in 1981, "the owner, an ex-cop named Neil, kept a shotgun behind the bar, couldn't get any strippers to work for the club, and hir... More >>

• Benny Latimore's Ladies Choice album release in Miami January 21

  published January 19, 2012

  Benny Latimore's Ladies Choice album release in Miami January 21 More >>

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  Anjuli Stars Talks Pitbull, Bartending, and The Starvation Vol. 2

  published Jan 17, 2012

  Anjuli Stars sings like an angel, raps like a gangsta, and writes songs by the thousands. She plays the keys and strings. She owns her own record label. She's collaborated with Pitbull. This Latin mam... More >>

• Music Is a Trip

  published January 12, 2012

  Amanita muscaria are magic mushrooms with red caps and white spots, the same ones that transported Alice to Wonderland. The technically... More >>

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  Top Five Second Saturday Art Walk Parties in Miami

  published Jan 13, 2012

  Art sucks. Get drunk. Music sucks. Dance harder. The lights are too bright. Turn them all off and let the bass drown your body till your heart rattles in your ribcage. Throw your phone against the ... More >>

• Smooth Benny Latimore Talks Ladies Choice: "You Never Get Too Old to F#$%"

  published Jan 11, 2012

  "You never get too old to fuck," says 72-year-old R&B singer Benny Latimore. "In case they take me for granted, I may be an old dog, but I still know how to bury the bone." You may or may not kno... More >>

• Spam Allstars Spending Friday The 13th at The Green Parrot in Key West

  published Jan 10, 2012

  Spend Friday the 13th in Key West. But don't go to sleep. Machete clawed janitors in Bermuda shorts could creepsurf your dreaming brainwaves. You might wake up next to a she-crab full of hot, musky ... More >>

• Workshop Collective's Pop Up Record Store at Workshop Collective January 14

  published January 12, 2012

  Workshop Collective's Pop Up Record Store at Workshop Collective January 14 More >>

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  Jason Derulo Breaks Neck, Checks Into Hospital, Cancels Tour, Posts Facebook Update

  published Jan 06, 2012

  Dancing like a star can be dangerous. The proof: Miami's own R&B crooner Jason Derulo fractured his neck practicing acrobatic tumbles for his Future History world tour. Derulo could have been pa... More >>

• Workshop Collective's Pop Up Record Store and Talking Dogs Take Over Wynwood Art Walk

  published Jan 05, 2012

  Before there were 8-tracks, cassette tapes, compact discs, or MP3s, vinyl ruled Miami. Throughout the 1950s, Dade County's coin-operated juke boxes were run by the Mafia. Old-school Minneapolis gangs... More >>

• Lil Wayne and DMX's Best Quotes From New Year's Day 2012 at LIV (Video)

  published Jan 03, 2012

  DMX may be the Marion Barry of the rap game. Like the former Washington D.C. mayor, Earl "DMX" Simmons has overcome drug charges and prison time to remain a fan favorite in the world of urban enterta... More >>

• Miami's top ten underground rap and hip-hop acts

  published January 5, 2012

  Miami's top ten underground rap and hip-hop acts More >>

• Deadmau5's New Year's Day Pool Party at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach

  published Jan 02, 2012

  Deadmau5's New Year's Day Pool Party With Stephan Luke, Troy Kurtz, and Damaged Goods Fontainebleau Miami Beach Sunday, December 1, 2012 Better Than: A night without a jillion jiggawatts of bass. Tr... More >>