Email Author Jacob Katel

2012 Stories by Jacob Katel

• The Revivalists Talk Partying in Key West, Pina Coladas on South Beach, and Pissing on Jellyfish

  published Jul 26, 2012

  Heartbeat got no rhythmr Drop dead when you don't dancer Need a musical defibrillatorr The Revivalists can bring you back to life with radio-friendly rock. These six New Orleans dudes are fresh from ... More >>

• Fish Mislabeling, "Bro, That's Been Going On For Years"

  published Jul 25, 2012

  Once a fish is skinned off and filleted it's difficult for even an expert fisherman to know what species they're looking at.That's why it's so easy to fleece the average consumer with a mislabeled fis... More >>

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  The Casualties on Why Techno Sucks: "We All Listen to Terrible Music, But F#$% That Stuff"

  published Jul 25, 2012

  See also "The Casualties Talk Cops: 'Dude, Have a F#$%in' Beer, Relax, Stop Abusing Your Power.'" Punks don't dance. They mosh, pogo, slam, skank, stage-dive, crowd-surf, and circle jerk. So expect ... More >>

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  No Fish Mislabeling From Commercial Spearfisherman Miguel "Mojarra" Guinovart (Video)

  published Jul 24, 2012

  Fish mislabeling is rampant in the United States. Even in our own coastal paradise, sushi vendors, restaurants, and supermarkets hustle white fleshed fish as interchangeably as the dollars that they ... More >>

• Tonight We Unite Tour With the Casualties at Grand Central July 27

  published July 26, 2012

  Tonight We Unite Tour With the Casualties at Grand Central July 27 More >>

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  Korn and Six Other Bands Join ShipRocked Cruise 2012, Brutality at Sea Awaits

  published Jul 23, 2012

  ShipRocked 2012, the world's heaviest heavy music cruise, just got even heavier. 'Cause Korn and six other brutally rocking bands have been added to the already massive lineup. "I did a cruise last y... More >>

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  The Casualties Talk Cops: "Dude, Have a F#$%in' Beer, Relax, Stop Abusing Your Power"

  published Jul 23, 2012

  No one ever thought Jorge Herrera, a skinny Ecuadorian kid from New York City, would amount to much. But for two decades, the founder and lead singer of The Casualties has led his rowdy band of hooli... More >>

• Godsmack's Robbie Merrill Talks ShipRocked Cruise, Tequila, Gambling, and Sushi

  published Jul 13, 2012

  See also "Gilby Clarke, Ex-Guns N' Roses Axe Man, Talks ShipRocked Cruise, Booze, and Getting Laid." Godsmack is so heavy metal that only a bodybuilder can pick up a copy of The Oracle. They've put o... More >>

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  Mike Alberta Talks TransHumanism, Aliens With Artist Magali Boehlen

  published Jul 13, 2012

  Miami's Extreme Body Modifiers Brave Social Stigma and Legal Action to Pursue Their PassionPhotos: Miami's Extreme Body ModifiersRiptide: Coco Stabs Talks His First Piercing, Clitoral Hood (Video)Mike... More >>

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  Coco Stabs Talks His First Piercing, Clitoral Hood (Video)

  published Jul 10, 2012

  Read also "Miami's Extreme Body Modifiers Brave Social Stigma and Legal Action to Pursue Their Passion."Picture 350 pounds of bearded, pierced, and tattooed flesh swinging from meat hooks shanked thro... More >>

• TenDJiz Talks Soviet Jazz and Hip-Hop Mashup Album CommoNasm

  published Jul 09, 2012

  TenDJiz is a Russian-born producer and engineer in Miami on an Extraordinary Ability in the Arts visa. He owns a studio on Miami Beach, and he's the mastermind behind an awesome mixtape series that ... More >>

• Heat Fans Go Crazy In Animated Gifs

  published Jun 22, 2012

  Early this morning on Biscayne Boulevard, a hot chick in a fully packed SUV stuck her head out the window and screamed "Who wanna get me pregnant tonight!"Let's just say, it was a wild way to start a ... More >>

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  published Jun 19, 2012

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• Mr. Feathers Releases New Album Knife Cream Sundae on Triangle Earth Records

  published June 21, 2012

  Mr. Feathers Releases New Album Knife Cream Sundae on Triangle Earth Records More >>

• Tech N9ne, Mayday, and Strange Music's Hostile Takeover Tour at Club Cinema June 26

  published June 21, 2012

  Tech N9ne, Mayday, and Strange Music's Hostile Takeover Tour at Club Cinema June 26 More >>

• South Beach Music Exchange: A 12-Photo Tour of Miami's Best Night Owl Guitar Store

  published Jun 18, 2012

  The South Beach Music Exchange won Miami New Times' award for Best Musical Instrument Store in 2010. And if you're drunk and wanna buy a guitar at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday, it's still the city's top all-ho... More >>

• How To Fillet a 125-Pound Yellowfin Tuna, Cuban Style (Video)

  published Jun 18, 2012

  The yellowfin tuna is a remarkable fish. Also known as "ahi," and often served raw in sashimi, yellow fin are found in tropical and subtropical waters around the world, can weigh over 300 pounds, and ... More >>

• published Jun 15, 2012

  The future is born a trillion times a second when the present meets the past through subatomic intercourse. Our universe is the climactic product of this union. And our physical reality is its explosi... More >>

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  Mr. Feathers Talks Knife Cream Sundae Album and Lady Gaga Biting His Style

  published Jun 14, 2012

  Mr. Feathers is a creature from the future. Since 1994, he has taken the elements of Miami Bass, and chopped them into his own brand of anti-music. His new album Knife Cream Sundae is out on Otto Vo... More >>

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  Gilby Clarke, Ex-Guns N' Roses Axe Man, Talks ShipRocked Cruise, Booze, and Getting Laid

  published Jun 13, 2012

  See also "Godsmack's Robbie Merrill Talks ShipRocked Cruise, Tequila, Gambling, and Sushi." Gilby Clarke is a badass rock 'n' roller. In 1991, he got hired to play rhythm guitar in Guns N' Roses dur... More >>

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  Rick Ross Wants to Sign Ice "Billion" Berg, Trick Daddy Won't Release Him Without a Cut

  published Jun 11, 2012

  From Trick Daddy protege to self-made street monster, Ice "Billion" Berg has blazed his way through the rap industry since signing with the 305 Mayor's Dunk Ryder Records back in 2007. That label has... More >>

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  Will Call Miami: Music, 24-Hour Liquor, Sports, Bar, and Grill

  published Jun 06, 2012

  Will Call is Downtown Miami's newest sports bar, speakeasy, grill, and music venue. It's located just below the Metromover at NE Second Avenue and Seventh Street, offering a perfect a view of both Fre... More >>

• Jazid's 16th Anniversary With Kulcha Shok, Locos por Juana, Spam Allstars, June 8-10

  published June 7, 2012

  Jazid's 16th Anniversary With Kulcha Shok, Locos por Juana, Spam Allstars, June 8-10 More >>

• Das It

  published May 24, 2012

  Maurica (pronounced mo-ree-sa), formerly known as Maurice Rodriguez, is a Puerto Rican transsexual project chick from Manhattan’s Lower East... More >>

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  Kulcha Shok's Lance-O Talks 16 Years of Jazid

  published May 31, 2012

  In June, Jazid celebrates its 16th anniversary on South Beach. And with live music every damn night, this club has seen some of Miami's best bands get their start on its stage. Almost 14 years ago, K... More >>