Email Author Jacob Katel

2012 Stories by Jacob Katel

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  Gucci Mane Raps for Empty Porn Expo on South Beach: A 10-Photo Recap

  published Oct 01, 2012

  Gucci Mane is one of the greatest rappers of the past ten years. But his performance at the Sex on the Beach convention, witnessed by no more than 60 people, looked like a scene out of Spinal Tap, exc... More >>

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  Juke's Evan Lamb Recovers Stolen Gear From Mysterious Criminal Samaritan

  published Sep 27, 2012

  When Evan Lamb lost $60,000 worth of guitars and sound equipment to a brazen early-morning gas station van-jacking, we never thought he'd find his gear. But yesterday, a fence with a conscience contac... More >>

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  Locos Por Juana Talks New Album Somos De La Calle and Why "We Love Dave Matthews Band"

  published Sep 25, 2012

  Locos Por Juana is one of the Best Miami Bands of All Time. And the self-described "Latin Urban Orchestra" just banged out another classic album, Somos De La Calle, packed with smoked out, Afro-regga... More >>

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  Juke's Evan Lamb Has $60,000 Worth of Gear Stolen, Help Catch the Crooks

  published Sep 24, 2012

  Evan Lamb was at the BP gas station at Coral Way and SW 23rd Avenue around 1 a.m. when he got a bad feeling about the $60,000 worth of gear that he'd left in his van with the engine running. As he wa... More >>

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  Big Poppa E Tribute to Raise $10,000 for a Scholarship in Honor of Late Miami Bluesman

  published Sep 21, 2012

  Big Poppa E went down to Biscayne Bay and rowed his way to the land of dead legends. R.I.P., dude. But his fellow musicians in Miami have banded together to raise $10,000 for a student award in his n... More >>

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  Askultura's Kickstarter: Support Ten Strong Superpunk Skarantella Reggae Rumba Fury!

  published Sep 17, 2012

  Ever since Against All Authority screamed, "I'm a fucking timebomb waiting to explode," backed by a sax, the world has felt the fury of ska punk from Miami. Keeping the spirit of the streets alive wi... More >>

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  Freedom Flask: Drink From a Bag, Next Big Food Trend (Unforgettable GIFs)

  published Sep 12, 2012

  The Freedom Flask is a wearable liquid-dispensing invention for sneaking liquor into sporting events.We took it into the streets of Miami to test it, but replaced the vodka with water so Alex Rodrigue... More >>

• Ten Best Miami Bands of All Time

  published September 6, 2012

  Ten Best Miami Bands of All Time More >>

• The Guava Rugelach Festival's Jewish Flamenco: A 16-Photo Recap

  published Sep 04, 2012

  Cool hued lights and serene music made for a peaceful atmosphere at this weekend's Guava Rugelach Festival. Ladino singer Susana Behar, flamenco guitarist Jose Luis Rodriguez, and dancer Niurca Marqu... More >>

• Our Favorite RNC Delegate Says California Republicans "Are Like Tits On a Boar Hog. Worthless."

  published Aug 31, 2012

  Judge Will Matthews from Dothan, Alabama, was settling into a meal of hot dogs loaded with ketchup and mayonnaise inside the Tampa Bay Times Forum amidst the third day of the Republican National Conve... More >>

• RNC 2012: Geraldo Rivera On "Slut Stamps," Swingers, and Drugs In The Bathroom

  published Aug 29, 2012

  When we ran into Geraldo Rivera broadcasting live from the Republican National Convention, we asked him what everyone wanted to know: whether he was among the nearly 6 million people who watched our r... More >>

• Mayday at Grand Central August 31

  published August 30, 2012

  Mayday at Grand Central August 31 More >>

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  P.O.D.'s Sonny Talks ShipRocked Cruise: "Those Things Sink, But I Ain't Trippin' on It"

  published Aug 21, 2012

  See also "Korn and Six Other Bands Join ShipRocked 2012" -- plus "Godsmack's Robbie Merrill Talks ShipRocked Cruise, Tequila, Gambling, and Sushi." God forbid the ship sinks ... But if the big, bad,... More >>

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  Video: Boxer Yathomas Riley Leaves Jail After New Times Stories Clear Murder Charges

  published Aug 21, 2012

  Also read "New Times Frees Boxer Yathomas Riley, Jailed Two Years Without A Trial" For two years, boxer Yathomas Riley sat in Miami jail cells awaiting trial on an attempted murder charge. Prosec... More >>

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  Juvenile's Miami Beach Arrest Report: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

  published Aug 20, 2012

  See also "Juvenile Arrested in Miami Beach This Morning." When Terius Gray (AKA Juvenile) was arrested on Miami Beach outside LIV at 4 a.m. today, he might have said, "Har I'm just Being Myself, wear... More >>

• Run, Ahol, Run

  published August 16, 2012

  With his leg muscle shredded, his scooter crushed, and medical bills mounting, Gregg Shienbaum stepped up and offered Miami artist Aholsniffsglue... More >>

• DJ Selfborn's Insider's Guide to Pissing Off the DJ

  published August 16, 2012

  DJ Selfborn's Insider's Guide to Pissing Off the DJ More >>

• Miami Ink's Ami James and Chris Nunez sell their stake in Love Hate Lounge on South Beach

  published August 16, 2012

  Miami Ink's Ami James and Chris Nunez sell their stake in Love Hate Lounge on South Beach More >>

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  Miami Ink Guys Cash Out of Love Hate Lounge on South Beach; DJ Self Born Takes Over

  published Aug 09, 2012

  See also a four-step guide on "How To Piss Off the DJ" from Love Hate Lounge's DJ Self Born. Yo, club rats ... The Miami Ink guys have cashed out of Love Hate Lounge on South Beach, leaving DJ Self ... More >>

• DJ Self Born's How To Piss Off the DJ: A Four-Step Guide

  published Aug 09, 2012

  See also "Miami Ink Guys Cash Out of Love Hate Lounge on South Beach; DJ Self Born Takes Over." DJ Self Born is the proud new franchisee of Love Hate Lounge on South Beach. But he's been in the gam... More >>

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  Ice "Billion" Berg's KOD Strip Club Interview: "Adult Entertainment Is a Professional Sport"

  published Aug 08, 2012

  See also "Rick Ross, Big-Booty Strippers, and 3,000 Ballers at King of Diamonds in Miami (NSFW)." Last time we caught up with Ice "Billion" Berg about the possibility of signing with Rick Ross and Ma... More >>

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  Metrorail Finally Connects to MIA, But Good Luck Getting From the Airport to South Beach

  published Aug 07, 2012

  When Miami's Metrorail finally reached the city's airport last week via a half-billion dollar expansion, our town's leaders weren't exactly humble. The 2.4 miles of track now make Miami "one of the gr... More >>

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  Tru Story Ent, Ex-Cocaine Jackboys, Talk Doin' Business With Rick Ross and King of Diamonds

  published Aug 03, 2012

  You already know Rick Ross is having his official album release party for God Forgives, I Don't at King Of Diamonds tomorrow night. But you probably don't know that two formerly felonious armed-robbin... More >>

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  How To Make Ceviche Like My Ceviche's Sam Gorenstein (Video)

  published Jul 27, 2012

  At its best, ceviche is just fresh-raw-fish, citric juice, and vegetables, herbs, and spices mixed together and topped with something crunchy.It's served throughout Latin America and right here in Mia... More >>