Email Author Jacob Katel

2011 Stories by Jacob Katel

• Video: Uncle Luke Talks Weed, Gambling, and Strippers

  published Apr 14, 2011

  Smoke 'em if you got 'em.Possessing less than 28 grams of marijuana could soon be legal in Miami-Dade County if Luther Campbell gets elected.Thanks, dude.His other proposals include countywide gamblin... More >>

• Video: Uncle Luke Signs His Life Away in the Church

  published Apr 13, 2011

  "I'm signing my life away in the church," Uncle Luke said as he prepared his election documents for notarization. The reality candidate sat in the headquarters of WMBM radio studios in the N... More >>

• Greek Out

  published April 7, 2011

  Don’t let the fancy haircut fool you — Yanni is one bad mothereffer. He once used a Hammond B-2 organ to eviscerate an unruly... More >>

• The Lee Boys at the Stage April 8

  published April 7, 2011

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• The Lee Boys Bring Sacred Steel Back to the Stage April 8

  published Apr 04, 2011

  The Lee Boys is a world-famous family band of six Perrine natives who all went to Miami Killian Senior High School. It's three brothers -- rhythm guitar man Alvin, and singers Derrick and Keith -- a... More >>

• Beating Up The Walls at Chum Bucket's First Show

  published Mar 29, 2011

  Sure, there weren't hundreds of thousands of people at the opening of Chum Bucket, Miami's newest DIY punk venue. But there were hundreds.And if you think a warehouse show in Allapattah don't mean shi... More >>

• Sarah Packiam's Indie World Music at Balans Tonight

  published Mar 24, 2011

  Support Public Radio! We were filming live at 91.3FM for Ed Bell's show, and caught a great musician.Sarah Packiam is a singer songwriter who grew up touring bars and clubs around the world.Her mom is... More >>

• Chum Bucket Is Miami's New Hangout for the Punks, Dropouts, Thugs, Bros, and Cholas

  published Mar 23, 2011

  Who are Miami Chum Bucket and what are they doing in Allapattahr They are house punks, skaters, workers, drifters, schoolies, and grads. They are dropouts, misfits, fuck-ups, uglies, and normals. Th... More >>

• Miami Chum Bucket grand opening March 26

  published March 24, 2011

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• Drunk Astronomy

  published March 17, 2011

  Someday in the not too distant future, the Miami Science Museum will have a three-story aquarium, massive color-changing dome, and roof-top... More >>

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  Nate Dogg, G-Funk's Most Melodic Homie, Dies at 41

  published Mar 16, 2011

  Nate Dogg is a bad motherfucker. And we mean forever, because that's how long his music's gonna live. However, Nate Dogg's human self, Nathaniel Hale, died today after struggling for the last two year... More >>

• Download Crossfade's Live Bootleg of the Slackers at Churchill's Pub

  published Mar 15, 2011

  Twenty years in the game and the Slackers are still sharper than a stepping razor. On Sunday night, hundreds of people came out for the NYC ska rockers, the Duppies, and Miami's own Askultura at Chu... More >>

• Calle Ocho 2011's Street Soundtrack Was Musical As $%#*

  published Mar 14, 2011

  Little Havana throws one hell of a party. Yesterday's Calle Ocho festival gave a million people the best food, drink, and music on the streets of Miami. We fucking love this city.The Power 96 stage w... More >>

• Pitbull Sells Dr. Pepper Outside American Airlines Arena From a Party Van Called Club 23

  published Mar 11, 2011

  Ever since that "Calle Ocho" track, people around the world who don't even speak English are saying shit like "Pit's got it locked from the Goulds to the Locks." Now that is some amazing shit. We are ... More >>

• Put a Bird on It

  published March 10, 2011

  Oye, Miami. The Bird Road Art Walk is back again, and you’re invited to eat, drink, and tour the working studios of Southwest... More >>

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  Uncle Luke For Mayor Goes On Clubland Campaign Trail

  published Mar 09, 2011

  You can always tell when a politician is lying by whether their lips are moving. Those dirty bastards will say anything to get your vote.Luckily, Uncle Luke is not a politician. (At least, we hope not... More >>

• Inkheads, Unite

  published March 3, 2011

  When the newspaper industry finally crumples, clogging gutters along the road of history, what will people roll up and smack their dogs with when... More >>

• Miami Music Guide and Party Listings for Ultra Music Festival 2011

  published Mar 03, 2011

  The Ultra Music Festival isn't just a concert. It's now a week-long electronic and alternative musical free-for-all featuring the world's best talent and over 150,000 fans. Sure, the big show is sold ... More >>

• Kevin Hart's Booty and $100 Bottle Afterparty at King Of Diamonds This Sunday

  published Mar 03, 2011

  Kevin Hart's got almost one million folllowers on Twitter and regularly says shit like, "Good Morning you long titty not knowing what 2 + 2 is crying down your back fat foot ass bitchhesss............... More >>

• Winter Music Conference 2011 Lineup and Party Listings Event Guide

  published Feb 28, 2011

  This year WMC makes history as the kickoff to an electronic music party marathon that will see over 300 events in the course of three weeks. Starting March 8, there will be more pool parties, hotel th... More >>

• Live Recordings With Garcia, Birdman's Clambake, and DJ Heron at Tobacco Road

  published Feb 25, 2011

  Tobacco Road trivia: Al Capone used to get so wasted there that he'd have to take the night off from shooting people. You ever tried to hold onto a submachine gun after twenty shots of whiskeyr Not ... More >>

• Churchill's Down Your Spine

  published February 24, 2011

  Last year, during England’s under-appreciated holiday, National Pancake Day, we woke up drunk in the parking lot of Churchill’s Pub. We... More >>

• Metal Mouths

  published February 17, 2011

  We’re not saying heavy metal is the devil’s music, but if Satan doesn’t have a Pantera tape or two in his boombox, then the... More >>

• Legion of Boom

  published February 17, 2011

  DJ Heavygrinder is a sexy Japanese schoolgirl who loves Cannibal Corpse, house music, and making people dance (in blood up to their ankles).... More >>

• Crossfade Parties With Cash Money Records' Birdman at Club Play

  published Feb 15, 2011

  Hey, we're no gang of psychics. But somehow we were right in our prediction about Friday night at Club Play being full of sexy women, lots of liquor, and hip-hop royalty. Cash Money was definitely in ... More >>