Email Author Jacob Katel

2010 Stories by Jacob Katel

• Super Bowl 2010: Pepsi Fan Jam Videos With Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Timbaland

  published Feb 05, 2010

  The world was watching, well, at least America was watching, well, at least a handful of American teenage girls were watching VH1's live broadcast of the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam last night. Live from... More >>

• B.Y.O.Balls

  published January 28, 2010

  Her panties slide down her hips and fall to her rental shoes. She's a cougar, and she giggles excitedly as you hike up her skirt in a dark corner... More >>

• Top 10 Super Bowl Weekend Parties in South Florida

  published Feb 04, 2010

  The big game is almost here, but even if you don't give a shit about that, there're plenty enough parties going on that may well prevent you from waking up before 10pm Sunday night.Here are our Top 10... More >>

• Audio Interview: Kim Birkedal Hartmann Talks Cognac

  published Feb 04, 2010

  Kim Birkedal Hartmann is a fourth generation French Cognac boss. His family has been in the business since 1887.He recently partnered with American rapper Ludacris to produce Conjure Cognac, a liquo... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: Sunday Fish Fry at The Shantel Lounge

  published Feb 03, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.87. Sunday Fish Fry at The Shantel L... More >>

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  Ludacris Gets Miami Liquored Up With Super Bowl House of Conjure

  published Feb 03, 2010

  What happens when one of the world's biggest names in rap starts a liquor company, launches in Florida, and rents a mansion on Miami Beach for the week of Super BowlrLudacris' House of Conjure on Miam... More >>

• Destroyio Rocks For Legal Rights For Our Immigrant Bros

  published Feb 03, 2010

  What if you woke up this morning and the government decided it was time for you to leave this countryr Ever been imprisoned and deportedr In Miami, it happens every day. Destroyio Records says it's wr... More >>

• Video: Tuesday Night of The Living Dead

  published Feb 02, 2010

  Amateur scientists have told us that if you go too long without eating, your brain will start feeding on itself. That's kind of how Miami is when it's not tourist season. For local musicians it can m... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: Thai Spring Rolls at The Asian Culture Festival

  published Feb 02, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.88. Thai Spring Rolls at The Asian... More >>

• Video: South Beach Was Racist Once

  published Feb 01, 2010

  It's not that long ago that Miami Beach was proud to be a racist entity. Segregation meant that by law the beach was only for whites. This week, South Beach will go insane with Super Bowl parties... More >>

• Top 10 Super Bowl Appetizer Recipes: Bacon Edition

  published Feb 01, 2010

  Super Bowl time is here again, and that means parties, food, and beer, preferably at a friend's house where they have a big screen, someone else cooking, and endless beer. Most people are not that luc... More >>

• Weekend Blog Watch: MGFD, NAOE, Broccoli Raab, Slow Fish, and Ounce Math

  published Feb 01, 2010

  Gut reaction to Michael's opening in the Caymans. [PowerRankings]NAOE continues to rock worlds, point, blank, period. [Chowfather]Local CSA member ruminates on broccoli raab, and how to prepare it. [E... More >>

• Hialeah Park Horse Races Music Video

  published Jan 29, 2010

  Here's a Dade history doc I made about Hialeah horse racing at the Hialeah Park Race Track with an original soundtrack. Frank Sinatra and a lot of other famous people used to go to the Hialeah Park R... More >>

• Big Rims, Candy Paint

  published January 21, 2010

  Some University of Miami rich kids have nice cars, but they'll be looking bootleg when East Coast Ryders are in town. This Saturday, the Rock... More >>

• What is a Dub Plater

  published Jan 27, 2010

  A dub plate used to refer to an acetate disc used in mastering studios to test recordings before mass producing the vinyl.Caribbean battle music in DJ vs DJ soundclashes took on the dubplate to create... More >>

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  Man vs. Food's Adam Richman Talks Miami Super Bowl 2010 with Paul and Young Ron

  published Jan 27, 2010

  Miami. Super Bowl. 2010. February 3, Man vs. Food's Adam Richman will broadcast live from Miami's Don Shula steakhouse at the Alexander Hotel on Miami Beach to take on a mammoth 48-oz. cut of meat. ... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: Swordfish at the Oceanaire Seafood Room

  published Jan 27, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.91. Swordfish at the Oceanaire Seafo... More >>

• Joe Meek Tribute: A Summoning, Anti-Dance Performance Art in Wynwood on February 3

  published Jan 26, 2010

  Any time we hear anything about performance art we flash on Big Lebowski scenes of a naked lady flying through a warehouse on a zipline, and a pudgy dude in a unitard performing in a near empty theate... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: Side of Bone Marrow With Your BLT Steak

  published Jan 26, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com92. Side of Bone Marrow Served With S... More >>

• Crappy Food at Hakkasanr

  published Jan 26, 2010

  One thing about words online: People misspell them all the time. Here's an example of how it can go terribly wrong, such as when a pricey, opulent joint that everybody seems to love gets its name trad... More >>

• Pollo Tropical's Free Super Salsa Bowl Tailgate Party

  published Jan 26, 2010

  How many tomatoes does it take to fill a giant stainless-steel salsa bowlrFind out Super Bowl Sunday when the Miami Gardens Pollo Tropical (19500 NW 27th Ave.) across the street from Sun Life Sta... More >>

• Front of the House at the New Nikki Beach Restaurant, South Beach

  published Jan 25, 2010

  Nikki Beach Miami (1 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach) is the flagship for a global enterprise that boasts outposts in exotic and far-flung locales such as Koh Samui, Qatar, Cannes, and Cyprus.The South Beach b... More >>

• Drink Motor Oil, Piss Whiskey

  published January 21, 2010

  Studies show that a single molecule from the gravel in the parking lot at Churchill's (5501 NE Second Ave., Miami) contains enough rock 'n' roll... More >>

• Top Five Uncle Luke Videos

  published Jan 21, 2010

  We don't advocate theft, but when our little buddy stole a II Live Crew tape from the Spec's by what's now Sunset Place sometime in the '90s it changed our life. Luke taught our eight year old self to... More >>

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  Michelle Bernstein's Check, Please! Season 3 Premieres

  published Jan 21, 2010

  We might have to get a TV.Michelle Bernstein's awesome, public television restaurant review show, Check, Please!, premiered January 18.They haven't started streaming the episodes online yet, but you c... More >>