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2010 Stories by Jacob Katel

• Enter the South Beach Wine & Food Fest Twitterverse

  published Feb 24, 2010

  Welcome to the future. This year's South Beach Wine & Food Festival will be the first to occur at the dawn of the age of real time media. Sure Twitter's been around for years, but now it's so main... More >>

• Talula's Offal Tasting Menu for South Beach Wine & Food Fest

  published Feb 24, 2010

  The South Beach Wine and Food Festival is in for an offal treat. That means organs, and entrails from pig, cow, ducks, and more at Talula, Miami Beach's best kept secret.On the menu are delicacies lik... More >>

• Recap: Honeyboy Edwards at Colony Theatre, February 21

  published Feb 23, 2010

  Honeyboy Edwards destroyed a sold out house at Miami Beach's Colony Theatre last Saturday night with a set so full of Delta you could feel it in your bones. The 94-year-old Edwards, who just won 2010'... More >>

• Uncle Luke Fucks With Miami New Times, Ya Heardr

  published Feb 22, 2010

  There are seven dirty words that got George Carlin arrested for disturbing the peace while doing a stand up comedy routine in 1972. In the '90s, Luther Campbell, or Uncle Luke to you, white boy. who p... More >>

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  The Burger Beast's Miami Burger Tour in Funny Quotes

  published Feb 22, 2010

  When the inevitable German tourists climb aboard a Miami Tour Company bus today for a trek around Dade, they might catch a faint whiff of the meat sweats.rLast night, the Burger Beast's inaugural Burg... More >>

• In Defense of Lyrikill's Viral Marketing Strategies

  published Feb 19, 2010

  Before he was crashing live news coverage to get himself on TV, Lyrikill Dot Com already had a sophisticated viral marketing strategy in place. See the above video of the Lyrikill song "You Done Mess... More >>

• Audio: Pre-Show Interview With Honeyboy Edwards, 94-Year-Old Blues Legend

  published Feb 18, 2010

  Honeyboy Edwards is playing Miami Beach's Colony Theatre this Saturday fresh off winning the lifetime achievement award at this year's Grammy'.Tigertail Productions booked the gig well in advance. Tic... More >>

• Miami Street Food Fest Rolling Into Town this Spring

  published Feb 18, 2010

  The Miami Street Food Fest could one day be bigger than the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, but it'll have to get its wheels on the road first.This spring, the first annual Fest will welcome carts... More >>

• Video: Miami All-Star Band, City of Progress, Rocks For Haiti

  published Feb 17, 2010

  Look, we've never liked having to say this, but basically the Red Cross fucking sucks. They do a lot of shit, but certainly not as much as people believe, definitely not as much as they portray, and ... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: Strawberry Shake and Cinnamon Bun at Knaus Berry Farm

  published Feb 17, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com. r77. Strawberry Shake and Cinn... More >>

• Food News Roundup: Burger King, Seattle's Best, South Beach Thai, Sea Hunter, and Haiti

  published Feb 17, 2010

  Miami's own Burger King will kill its BK Joe brand to start selling Seattle's Best, a Starbucks company, at 7,250 BK's around the U.S. [MarketWatch]Chef Michael Harr, former executive corporate chef f... More >>

• Destroyio Punk Rock Show at Art of Freedom in Little Havana

  published Feb 16, 2010

  "Fuck the art scene, bunch of boojie motherfuckers. I do this shit cause I need it to live, not for the money." Those were the words of Fabio Destroyio on the front steps of the Freedom Tower after lo... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: A Frita, Cuban Hamburger, at Mago De Las Fritas

  published Feb 16, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.78. A Frita, Cuban Hamburger at El M... More >>

• Crossfade Live: The Cornerstoners and Alukard at Shake at The Vagabond

  published Feb 12, 2010

  Welcome to our second edition of Crossfade Live, where we bring you streams and downloads of our original high fidelity concert recordings from bands and venues all over South Florida. We will prove l... More >>

• Ancient Bass Comedy

  published February 11, 2010

  Before there was Rick Ross, there was Figaro, an everyday hustlin' barber from Sivigila. He's the star of Gioachino Rossini's comic opera... More >>

• Early Warning: Aholsniffsglue Art Show Shakedown Street Birthday Fest With Tony Touch

  published Feb 11, 2010

  Aholsniffsglue is all over the fuckin place; street signs, corner walls, toilet seats, gas pumps. We heard he owns his own trucking company, Ahol Dumps. People say he's the one been killing all those ... More >>

• Jamaican Food, Jamaican Groceries, Kingston Delight in North Miami Beach

  published Feb 11, 2010

  We get a lot of credit for being a Latin stronghold, but as most who've been here (and left South Beach) know, the MIA is truly a Caribbean gateway, and Jamaican food is all over Miami. Only eat jerk ... More >>

• Top 5 George Washington Carver Peanut Recipes

  published Feb 10, 2010

  Black History Month is here, so let's talk about one of the greatest agricultural minds of the 19th and 20th centuries, George Washington Carver (1864-1943). Back in 1941, Time Magazine called him the... More >>

• Top 10 Moments in Black Music History at the Palms in Hallandale

  published Feb 10, 2010

  The image above is of the sleepy-looking beachside town called Hallandale, Florida and gives no indication of the city's Black musical history. But the Palms in Hallandale, just north of Miami, otherw... More >>

• 100 Favorite Dishes: Moroccan Spicy Chicken Sandwich at Elie's Cafe in Downtown Miami

  published Feb 10, 2010

  As a countdown to New Times' "Best of Miami" 2010, Short Order is serving up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. Send your nominations to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.83. Moroccan Spicy Chicken Sandwich ... More >>

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  Bubbles 'N Ice, Bubble Tea and Italian Ice, Coming Soon To North Miami Beach

  published Feb 10, 2010

  Bubbles 'N Ice (3061 NE 163rd Street) in North Miami Beach is opening soon, and that means plenty of premium Bubble Tea, Philly style Italian ice, and more combinations thereof than you can shake a wi... More >>

• Crossfade Live: Free Album, Locos Por Juana at Jazid, February 5

  published Feb 08, 2010

  Locos Por Juana are fuckin' awesome, and we've got the proof. Welcome to our first edition of Crossfade Live, where we bring you our original high definition concert recordings from bands and ven... More >>

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  Behind the Line: The Grill at the Setai

  published Feb 08, 2010

  "Why use oil if you're using Serrano hamr" asks chef Jonathan Wright. He's referring to taking advantage of the natural fat of what many foodies consider the finest ham in the world, and that phi... More >>

• MDC Community Education's Cooking Under Fire Class With Chef Shashank

  published Feb 08, 2010

  You don't have to be a college kid to go to college, you don't have to be concerned with grades to get an education, and at MDC's School of Community Education, you can empower yourself with knowledge... More >>

• The Simpsons Super Bowl Coke Ad

  published Feb 08, 2010

  Hello, evil tooth-rotting, sugar-bombing, heart-starving, blood-sludging, junkie-making, fat-promoting, cancer-juicing, world-dominating multinational corporation. Thanks for this excellent Simpsons... More >>