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2010 Stories by Jacob Katel

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  • Tusk Off

    published December 30, 2010

    At the start and end of each Ringling Bros. performance in Miami, elephants will march trunk to tail downtown between the train tracks and the... More >>

  • Stoned Blind

    published December 30, 2010

    These days, Lady Fortune is Vanna White, a blond goddess we sometimes watch when we’re stoned. But back in Medieval times, Lady Fortune was a... More >>

  • La Camaronera's Fish Box Food Truck on Biscayne

    published Dec 29, 2010

    ​We were headed up to the Biscayne Triangle Food Truck Roundup last night, but when we got to Biscayne and 64th street, La Camaronera's Fish Box, Sakaya Kitchen's Dim Ssam a Go Go, Chef Bullfrog's G... More >>

  • Top 10 Worst Burger Toppings In The World

    published Dec 28, 2010

    ​This year, Burger King's gift to England was a limited time burger topped with brussel sprouts and emmental cheese.The Brits were pissed, the king apologized, and the Brazilians who bought the comp... More >>

  • Get Up, Stand Up

    published December 23, 2010

    When slavery ruled Haiti, field workers lived and died worse than farm animals. But up in the mountains, the drums of revolution sounded. In 1804,... More >>

  • Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time
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    Top Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

    published Dec 22, 2010

    ​Shitty Christmas music makes Santa mad. Hey, the guy's gotta drive 'round the whole world and the last thing he wants on such a long road trip is crappy tunes. And that means all the CDs he throws ... More >>

  • Patty Place Serves Real Jamaican Fire

    published Dec 22, 2010

    ​Who was the first to make an ackee & saltfish loaf? According to Michael "Moppy" Daly, he was. And he did it at The Patty Place, his shop in Miami Gardens. In 2008, the place won our Best Jamai... More >>

  • Open Season at Knaus Berry Farm in Pictures
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    Open Season at Knaus Berry Farm in Pictures

    published Dec 20, 2010

    ​ Knaus Berry Farm bakery probably makes the best cinnamon rolls anywhere in the world. We can't guarantee it, but most people who've had them agree. "The recipe isn't neccessarily secret, but we do... More >>

  • Carols on Steroids

    published December 16, 2010

    Christmas music sucks. Silence is cheap. Be economical and quit whining. Chip Davis knows what we’re talking about. The man behind American... More >>

  • Silly Adult, Flix Are For Kids

    published December 16, 2010

    Throw away the TV. Kids these days are into Saturday morning Internet, the post-millennial cartoon pipeline. They can access interactive content... More >>

  • Too Haute to Handel

    published December 9, 2010

    Ancient British costumes make a mockery of great men. Take George Frideric Handel for instance. In a 1733 portrait, he wears a lacy scarf, puffy... More >>

  • Tool Academy

    published December 9, 2010

    If the words prison sex, stinkfist, crawl away, or disgustipated make you smile, then you might be a predicate felon... More >>

  • Otto Von Schirach Trips Into the Bermuda Triangle at Dorsch Gallery

    published Dec 06, 2010

    ​Saturday night in Wynwood felt like God peeled our cap back, palmed our brain, and dunked it in a vat of freezing acid. Not the kind that corrodes to the bone. The kind that makes you trip your fac... More >>

  • Underwear

    published November 25, 2010

    This current exhibit at the University of Miami's Wynwood Project Space is Ricardo Zulueta's "Domesticated Homosapiens in Traditional Costume... More >>

  • Addonis Parker: Earthly Addonis

    published November 25, 2010

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  • Slip-N-Slide's Ted Lucas Says Stop the Violence and Dance

    published Nov 20, 2010

    ​Slip-N-Slide founder Ted Lucas says: "I remember when we had breakdancing. We used to go to the youth fair and go have a real breakdancing contest." So he used to be a breakdancer? "I did a little ... More >>

  • Brothers to the Reading

    published November 18, 2010

    We asked longtime pilot and Brothers to the Rescue founder José Basulto whether skill helped him avoid being shot down by Cuban... More >>

  • Los Aldeanos Straight Outta Cuba at the Miami-Dade County Auditorium

    published Nov 18, 2010

    ​Los Aldeanos With Silvito el Libre Miami-Dade County Auditorium Sunday, November 14, 2010Better than: Living in Cuba.Across the street from the Miami-Dade County Auditorium, Vigila Mambisa proteste... More >>

  • Che Pasta, Lilo's Pizza, and Macy's Taste Bar Busted

    published Nov 15, 2010

    ​So, you haven't heard from us in a while. Doesn't mean rat  turds aren't ending up in your lunch break. Brush your teeth and read on to find out who's been busted recently for health code viol... More >>

  • Iskander Talks Los Aldeanos y Cuban Conscious Hip-Hop

    published Nov 09, 2010

    ​Los Aldeanos is leading the new generation of rebel music in Cuba. Since 2003, this collective has operated from within the confines of a tyrannical dicatatorial regime and made conscious hip-... More >>

  • Top 10 Worst Food Recalls of 2010

    published Nov 09, 2010

    ​Blech! We used to think food recalls were a rare phenomenon. Turns out American factory culture may not have changed enough since Upton Sinclair wrote "The Jungle," to stop bacterium-infected food ... More >>

  • Los Aldeanos and Silvito el Libre at Miami-Dade County Auditorium November 14

    published November 11, 2010

    Los Aldeanos and Silvito el Libre at Miami-Dade County Auditorium November 14 More >>

  • Rambling Plan

    published November 4, 2010

    During most of our lame, suburban upbringing, we figured all food was made by lab-coat-clad fascists on petri-dish assembly lines. We still have... More >>

  • These Riddles Three

    published November 4, 2010

    Opera can be brutal. In Turandot, set in ancient China, a cold-hearted bitch of a princess says that before she will marry, her... More >>

  • Pass Me the Green

    published November 4, 2010

    During most of our lame, suburban upbringing, we figured all food was made by lab-coat-clad fascists on petri-dish assembly lines. We still have... More >>

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