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2009 Stories by Jacob Katel

• Rock You Like a Hurricane

  published December 31, 2009

  They say Tony Bennett's voice is responsible for more flooding in the U.S.A. than any rainstorm in recorded history. When Bennett plays... More >>

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  Behind the Line: Fratelli Lyon in the Design District

  published Dec 31, 2009

  Fratelli Lyon Driade is an Italian restaurant in the Design District that is on a mission. The manifesto printed on the face of their menu says, "to distance ourselves from purveyors of heavily market... More >>

• Maybach Music Latino Presents Maybach Riders Vol. 1

  published Dec 31, 2009

  Here's the exact email we received from UB Tha UnderbossThe Hottest Label In The Game; MAYBACH MUSIC GROUP & Multi-Platinum DEF JAM Recording Artist "The Boss" RICK ROSS  Intro... More >>

• New York Times' Frank Bruni Says, "In Miami, Chefs Are The New Stars"

  published Dec 31, 2009

  New York's alright if you like saxophones, but, everything else is better in Miami. Especially in the winter. Particularly the food.Former restaurant critic Frank Bruni's upcoming article in the Trave... More >>

• Video: DJ Khaled "The Road To Victory" So Far

  published Dec 30, 2009

  What other DJ can speak it into existence like Khaled doesr Maybe none.For a guy whose job it is to play records, he makes it seem like the most important job on the planet, like the entire future of ... More >>

• Top 10 Miami Food Crime Headlines of the Decade

  published Dec 30, 2009

  Miami has carried the illustrious distinction of a town wide open for stealing, killing and dope dealing ever since the first pirates first sailed through, stopped for a beer, and never left.Those who... More >>

• Lunch Eater: Morgans Restaurant Now Open for Breakfast and Lunch

  published Dec 30, 2009

  Her name is Morgans. She is a big purple house on 29th Street between North Miami and NE Second Avenues -- actual address: 28 NE 29th Street. She has been around since the 1930s. Her specialty, home c... More >>

• Video: Broward County's Macknifa$ent, Tupac "Hit Em' Up" Remix

  published Dec 29, 2009

  Broward County's Macknifa$ent has just uploaded a new video where he raps his remix to Tupac's song "Hit Em' Up."Macknifa$ent is from Ft. Lauderdale and represents Pairadice Music. You can hear more... More >>

• Nature Gourmet, Vegetarian & Vegan Catering for South Florida, Chef Interview

  published Dec 29, 2009

  Sometimes it seems like a world meat conspiracy is afoot. Are evil, global agrifarm executives fighting a secret war against the vegetarian and vegan elements to keep them on the fringe if in existenc... More >>

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  Catalina Hotel and Kung Fu Sushi Host Chef's Club and New Year's Eve

  published Dec 29, 2009

  There were no kicks fast as lightning, it wasn't frightening, and the staff showed expert timing when the Catalina Hotel's Kung Fu Kitchen and Sushi recently hosted South Florida's Chef's Club on thei... More >>

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  Kim Kardashian vs. Miami Cookie Doctor

  published Dec 29, 2009

  Kim Kardashian is an American sex symbol.Dr. Sanford Siegal is the Miami doctor who invented his own "cookie diet."The two are at war. Dirty, paper, legal war. And they're fighting over things like wh... More >>

• Relive the Revolution

  published December 31, 2009

  Crimson tides washed over Haitian shores and flowed through burning cane fields, stolen cannons rang out black-powder vengeance, and the drums of... More >>

• Jodi Jo feat. Tragic, "Yo Pussy Is The Best"

  published Dec 28, 2009

  Here's a brand new upload from Jodi Jo who apparently is from Chicago, but likes to tag his yotube uploads with "Miami." Anyway, the strippers down here might like this song so here's the video and so... More >>

• Weekend Blog Watch: Dim Sum, Iron Maiden, Bogota, Wine Shoe, and Bagels

  published Dec 28, 2009

  Here are some recent posts from the local food web.Jewish family goes Tropical Chinese for Christmas dim sum. [FoodForThoughtMiami]Rock N Roll Ribs, Iron Maiden's drummer's restaurant, opens in Coral ... More >>

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  Ritz-Carlton South Beach New Year's Eve Party, No Cover, Oceanside

  published Dec 28, 2009

  New Year's Eve is not only a full moon but also a blue moon. A blue moon is an extra-full moon. We had one December 2, and that occurs only once every few years from the accumulation of... More >>

• Urban Meyer Health Problemsr Top 10 Foods That Cause Heartburn

  published Dec 28, 2009

  One time, we spent an excruciating 45 minutes at a family dinner thinking a tapeworm was chewing up our insides. Turns out we just had a mean case of heartburn.Maybe Urban Meyer has the same problem.S... More >>

• Christmas in Miami, Fields of Papaya Trees Bear Fruit In the Redlands

  published Dec 25, 2009

  Happy Holidays from Miami-Dade County. Check out our Christmas tree. Down south in the Redland, fields of papaya trees are bearing fruit. We shot this picture yesterday on the side of Quail Roost Driv... More >>

• "Miami State of Mind," Empire State Remix by D Shep and Veronica V

  published Dec 25, 2009

  Jay Z's Empire State of Mind was an instant classic. It's still on the radio, it still gets stuck in your head when you hear it, and it still appeals to everyone from farmers to lawyers to middle sc... More >>

• Happy Noche Buena, What Is Noche Buenar

  published Dec 24, 2009

  "Tonight, tonight, tonight, oh oh."That's right ladies and gents, but we're not talking about a crappy Genesis song. We're talking about Noche Buena, and it's tonight.So, what is Noche BuenarWell it i... More >>

• Destroyio Records Presents A Punk Rock Christmas at Churchill's

  published Dec 23, 2009

  Once a year at the end of December Christmas takes over everything. See the above flyer of Santa Clause shitting out a full grown Jesus Christ doing the rock and roll sign as he exits Santa's asshole ... More >>

• Video: Kim Kardashian Naked In Bath After Tossed Salad

  published Dec 23, 2009

  We here at Short Order would like to thank the marketing geniuses over at Carl's Jr. for bringing us video of Kim Kardashian getting in a bath naked after a tossed salad.She really seemed to like it... More >>

• Cook Your Pig In a Caja China, Now What the Heck Is a Caja Chinar

  published Dec 23, 2009

  Say you're from Iowa. Your sister lives in South Florida, she's married to a Cuban, and you're taking the opportunity to get out of the snow and party in Miami at his family's house this Christmas.You... More >>

• Swingers Welcome

  published December 24, 2009

  Big-band music swings like Muhammad Ali in his prime, like Austin Powers at an orgy. So, what do you call a guy who began his career playing bar... More >>

• Weirdos Take Over American Legion, Dead Veterans Die Again

  published Dec 22, 2009

  The American Legion Harvey Seeds Post 29 off of 64th Street and Biscayne (6447 NE Seventh Avenue, Miami) is named after Harvey Seeds, the first Dade County representer killed in action in World War I ... More >>

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