Email Author Jacob Katel

2008 Stories by Jacob Katel

• Lemoni Cafe - Little Haiti Upstarts

  published Dec 31, 2008

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• Mix Your Own Damn Granola

  published Dec 30, 2008

  People can talk all they want about the economy falling apart, but when you see an upstart Miami based company stackin paper off selling cereal on the internet (talk about grippin' grain), you gotta s... More >>

• Michael's Genuine Food & Drink

  published Dec 30, 2008

  Get ready as Short Order takes you behind the line and into the kitchens of some of Miami's top restaurants. Today we visit Michael's Genuine Food and Drink in the Design District. Listen for the rand... More >>

• Blaze One for Old Times

  published December 25, 2008

  The King Mango Strut began in 1982 when a marching band of kazoo-rocking, conch-shell-blowing Dade County representers got denied access to... More >>

• Naked Sushi Model Pickup Lines

  published Dec 21, 2008

   - Ey beautiful, wanna play hide the temakir- Nice sushi, wanna screwr- Your chopsticks would look better on my bedroom floor.- I wanna put my eel sauce all over your sashimi.- Baby, why you wea... More >>

• Naked Sushi - Smells Like Fish

  published Dec 21, 2008

  Nyotaimori, aka naked sushi, refers to the Japanese art of sushi served on a human body. Talk about your food looking at you while you eat -- but hey, rich people gotta find some way to liven up their... More >>

• Joey's In The Wood

  published Dec 19, 2008

  Joey's is a modern Italian cafe that opened December 1 at 2506 NW Second Ave. It is the first restaurant in the Wynwood Cafe District, a 14-square-block area that city commissioners approved in July.... More >>

• Glaser Organic Farms

  published Dec 18, 2008

  Glaser Organic Farms specializes in living raw and vegan foods. They run South Florida's oldest venue for this sort of grub, the legendary Coconut Grove Farmers Market. They also have a huge array of... More >>

• Strip Club Dining Guide

  published Dec 18, 2008

  South Florida is Babylon, strip club paradise, the lap dance capital, champagne room headquarters. And you can get a steak with that shake. Here's Short Order's first-ever strip club dining guide. Tel... More >>

• Michy's Robbed - Jacked 4 Wine & Dinero

  published Dec 17, 2008

  Short Order has obtained police reports for a robbery occurring on December 11th, 2008 at Michy's, a high profile  restaurant headed by one of America's top chefs, Michelle Bernstein. Michy's is ... More >>

• Armchair Revolutionaries, Unite

  published December 18, 2008

  Miami knows riots. Our volcanically inclined metropolis has erupted in bloodshed on more than one occasion. Sometimes the cops start it, sometimes... More >>

• Searching For Fugu

  published Dec 15, 2008

   Remember the old Simpsons episode where Homer eats the poison sushir The stuff was called Fugu, and it's made out of pufferfish/blowfish. It can be more poisonous than getting bit by a dog tha... More >>

• Live Kreyol Hip Hop

  published Dec 15, 2008

  Buggah D. Govanah, president of On Point Entertainment and Marketing  is sick of bootleg rap shows with bad sound and no production value. He's set out to change that through a benefit for Haiti... More >>

• Live From Basel Week

  published Dec 12, 2008

  This is it. Seven bands in about a minute. Two of them I didn't get the names of, so I just made something up. If you know who they are, tell us so we can tell the world. Tell your friends. Support th... More >>

• Free #$%*! Ice Cream!!!

  published Dec 11, 2008

  The "Ice Cream Man" a.k.a. Matt Allen is a dude who rolls around the country in an old van named Mitch giving away free ice cream. We caught up with him at O.H.W.O.W Gallery (Our House West of Wynwood... More >>

• Hogs on the Highway

  published December 11, 2008

  The last time we had a police escort, we started in Miami Gardens and ended at the Dade County Jail. Hey, nobody’s perfect. But the Fort... More >>

• Mobile Artivism

  published December 4, 2008

  Wynwood during Art Basel is full of stuck-up, black-clothed, beret-wearing, street-thronging, tourist-without-a-map-lookin’ art mongers. We... More >>

• StreetWorks: Pedestriart Urban Art Project

  published Nov 28, 2008

  The "Pedestriart" urban art project has taken over the Midtown Art Park. Apparently it's important for everyone to know that grasshopper 69s are strictly prohibited. Local artist Leonel Matheu uses hi... More >>

• Red Presidents

  published November 27, 2008

  Socialist, Communist, dirty red pinko bastard — 2008 has seen the resurgence of anti-Commie rhetoric. What better way to celebrate it than to... More >>

• Hookahs and Hose

  published November 20, 2008

  India’s Akbar the Great, ruler of the Mughal Empire from 1556 to 1605, is renowned for his contributions to art, science, and building... More >>

• Ice, Pigs, and Voodoo

  published November 13, 2008

  Sikumi is a 15-minute murder drama shot on the frozen Arctic Ocean off Barrow, Alaska, the northernmost point in the United States. You... More >>

• Howard and Ron Albert Are Analog Kings

  published November 13, 2008

  Few cinematic moments feature such a perfect marriage of image and song as one in Goodfellas, with protagonist Henry Hill coked out of... More >>

• Cars Are Stupid

  published November 6, 2008

  Crying about gas prices while still cruising around in your SUV is lame. Get over it. The interactive nightlife promoters of I Am Your Villain are... More >>

• Shoot a Fitness Model

  published October 30, 2008

  According to Jeffrey Kippel of BodyProud.org, competitive fitness modeling is a sport, and the bikini and Speedo set that participates is a group... More >>

• Shake Is Contagious

  published October 23, 2008

  Local music impresario José El Rey declares, “I’ll be there, and I’m more than enough for all the ladies to come. There will... More >>