Email Author Ily Goyanes

2011 Stories by Ily Goyanes

• Chef Paula DaSilva: Class is in Session at Aventura Mall

  published Jan 14, 2011

  You might know her as the executive chef at 1500 Degrees, the farm-to-table steakhouse at the Eden Roc Renaissance, but you'll definitely recognize her from her stint on Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ram... More >>

• Zodiac Sign Fail Involving Ophiuchus, Dude with a Snake

  published Jan 14, 2011

  Some of us are really attached to our astrological signs. We're proud of being majestic Leos, stubborn Tauruses, and extroverted Aries. However, according to astronomer Parke Kunkle (yes, that is his ... More >>

• Jazzin' Up the Joint

  published January 13, 2011

  Miami will get to experience what the New York Times refers to as “the standout jazz piano trio of the last 25 years” when... More >>

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  Dan Savage Talked Sex, Suicide, and Saviors at FIU

  published Jan 13, 2011

  Dan Savage is known for being, well, a dick. Week after week his column "Savage Love" (featured in the New Times), tells confused advice seekers to DTMFA (dump the mother fucker already). From his adv... More >>

• Florida Inmates Consume Honey Buns at a Rate of 270,000 Per Month

  published Jan 13, 2011

  There may be a new way to deter crime. Apparently honey buns (yes, those gooey, sticky, doughy sponges covered in cellophane) are more popular with Florida prisoners than cigarettes and Coca-Cola.Flor... More >>

• Earth 'N' Us Farm Creates Utopian Oasis in Little Haiti

  published Jan 12, 2011

  Earth 'N' Us is a permaculture farm that resides smack in the middle of Little Haiti. Ray Chasser's house and surrounding land is home to emus, roosters, pigs, chickens, ducks, geese, goats, and turke... More >>

• Pearl of the Antilles

  published January 13, 2011

  ​On January 12, 2010, Haiti was devastated by an earthquake that left 220,000 people dead, 1.5 million homeless, and 19 million cubic... More >>

• Old San Juan Restaurant is a Disservice to Puerto Rican Food

  published Jan 11, 2011

  rJapanese and Chinese food buffets are ubiquitous. Latin ones, though are practically nonexistent in Miami. Really. So when I heard that Old San Juan Restaurant had a lunch spread, of course I wanted ... More >>

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  "Beyond the Mountains, More Mountains" Commemorates Anniversary of Haiti Earthquake

  published Jan 10, 2011

  On January 12, 2010, Haiti was devastated by an earthquake that left 220,000 people dead, 1.5 million homeless, and 19 million cubic meters of rubble and debris in Port-au-Prince. The earthquake also ... More >>

• Return of the King

  published January 6, 2011

  Despite what his followers would have you think, Jesus Christ wasn’t a meek, peace-loving hippie. He was a bad ass who hung out with social... More >>

• Inside Miami's Botanicas: Santeros, the Devil's Intestines, and Steep Prices

  published Jan 04, 2011

  Growing up in Miami, you have probably come across a botanica and wondered, "what exactly goes on in therer" Well, we wondered the same thing, so we decided to go undercover and try to find out what m... More >>

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  S&S Diner Proves That Not All Change Is Good

  published Jan 04, 2011

  In this city of cookie-cutter architecture and assembly line cosmetic enhancements, "classic" is usually dismissed as "old." S&S Diner, appropriately situated inside Allen's Drug Store in South Mi... More >>

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  Miami-raised Playwright Sebastian Fabal Jumps From The Tenth Floor

  published Jan 03, 2011

  Even though we've become accustomed to losing our artists to L.A. and the Big Apple, the truth is that their bond with the 305 can never be truly broken. Playwright J. Sebastian Fabal grew up in Miami... More >>