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2003 Stories by Humberto Guida

Archives: 2004 | 2003 | 2002
  • Sex In the City

    published December 25, 2003

    You see the person standing in the corner of the club. The music is too loud to have a conversation, blah blah blah, fast forward to the... More >>

  • Where's Paris?

    published December 18, 2003

    Paris Hilton was supposed to show up for the Ocean Drive magazine party at the five-star Mandarin Oriental Hotel last Thursday, which... More >>

  • Moving Movie

    published December 18, 2003

    THU 12/18 If you'd rather not be bombarded by electro music at a club, you can watch it on TV. Well, it's more like a little big screen... More >>

  • It's Basel, Baby!

    published December 11, 2003

    Aquabooty's promoters weren't taking a shot at art appreciation when they wrote "Fuck Art|Let's Dance" on a well-circulated flyer for... More >>

  • Happy Campers

    published December 4, 2003

    The FTAA rolled into town last week, and with it came truckloads of thoughtful, peaceful, smelly individuals with something to say. Miami played... More >>

  • True Romance?

    published December 4, 2003

    THU 12/4 Kathe Izzo vows to fall in love with anybody who makes an appointment with her. She offers a deep, telepathic connection based... More >>

  • Hard Headed

    published November 27, 2003

    Ever since he founded the techno label Plus 8 with good friend Richie Hawtin, John Acquaviva has been known as a DJ's DJ. Over the years he has... More >>

  • Galleries Galore

    published November 27, 2003

    Many say Miami lacks substance, and that the only culture we have runs as deep as a street puddle on a summer day. But those people haven't been... More >>

  • Officer Flex

    published November 27, 2003

    SAT 11/29 Miami-Dade County police Ofcr. Clarence Coffee has probably seen it all in his 31 years of active duty. Today muscle fans... More >>

  • Packing Them In

    published November 20, 2003

    Everybody bitches about the lack of inexpensive, cool things to do around here. But when something actually happens, complaining natives don't... More >>

  • French Tickler

    published November 20, 2003

    SUN 11/23 No, that's not the live version of the Paris Hilton sex video you're watching. Just a run-of-the-mill performance by French... More >>

  • In the Son

    published November 20, 2003

    FRI 11/21 Talk about pedigree. With a grandfather like Francisco Formell, arranger extraordinaire for Ernesto Lecuona's Cuban Boys, and... More >>

  • Good Days, Bad Days

    published November 13, 2003

    King Bee is a down-home blues band, harmonica player and all. Being based in Miami isn't easy for it. That's not the sort of sound hipster kids... More >>

  • Rum Shakers

    published November 13, 2003

    Remember that Coyote Ugly flick? I couldn't sit through it, not even to watch models taking murderous stabs at acting. But I don't mind a... More >>

  • Fright Night

    published November 6, 2003

    Deciding what Halloween party to go to can be trickier than finding a good costume. But like costumes, which can range from boring witch and... More >>

  • Our Feathered Friends

    published October 30, 2003

    A fluffy white, full-feathered Triton cockatoo spreads its wings inside a Plexiglas cage. It's a magnificent bird, known for its keen intelligence... More >>

  • Dishin It

    published October 30, 2003

    I am a Spamaniac. I love the Spam Allstars, the best band to come out of Miami since ... uh, I'll come back to that. They're unique,... More >>

  • Fops Fly

    published October 30, 2003

    SAT 11/1 Since the early days of flying machines, Man has enjoyed marveling at the ridiculous ways experimental aircraft can crash and... More >>

  • Input/Output

    published October 23, 2003

    I know, I know, I've been a South Bitch. Lately it's been nothing but apple martinis, kisses on both cheeks, and rum and Coke in the VIP room. So... More >>

  • Furniture Frenzy

    published October 23, 2003

    SAT 10/25 For years you've lusted after that Eames lounge chair. All sinewy white fiberglass, the piece begs -- no, screams -- to be in... More >>

  • Fresh Mynt

    published October 16, 2003

    There was a familiar sight on Collins Avenue last Thursday night -- a horde of chic and beautiful people wishing, hoping, and praying to be... More >>

  • Where the Players Are

    published October 9, 2003

    Secret Society on Monday nights at B.E.D. www.bedmiami.com isn't so secret. High-end ballers from... More >>

  • Concentric Mojo

    published October 9, 2003

    NOW 24/7 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a miracle of another feather. It's the 60-by-60-foot labyrinth on the parking lot... More >>

  • Fast and Furious

    published October 2, 2003

    The Grand Prix Americas roared into town last weekend for a Sunday-afternoon race through Miami's city streets. But anyhoo about the cars --... More >>

  • No Promoters, No Worries

    published September 25, 2003

    My mental capacity decreases significantly as the week goes on. Seriously, by Friday I can't even sit and chew gum at the same time, and... More >>

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