Email Author Humberto Guida

2003 Stories by Humberto Guida

• Sex In the City

  published December 25, 2003

  You see the person standing in the corner of the club. The music is too loud to have a conversation, blah blah blah, fast forward to the... More >>

• Where's Paris?

  published December 18, 2003

  Paris Hilton was supposed to show up for the Ocean Drive magazine party at the five-star Mandarin Oriental Hotel last Thursday, which... More >>

• Moving Movie

  published December 18, 2003

  THU 12/18 If you'd rather not be bombarded by electro music at a club, you can watch it on TV. Well, it's more like a little big screen... More >>

• It's Basel, Baby!

  published December 11, 2003

  Aquabooty's promoters weren't taking a shot at art appreciation when they wrote "Fuck Art|Let's Dance" on a well-circulated flyer for... More >>

• Happy Campers

  published December 4, 2003

  The FTAA rolled into town last week, and with it came truckloads of thoughtful, peaceful, smelly individuals with something to say. Miami played... More >>

• True Romance?

  published December 4, 2003

  THU 12/4 Kathe Izzo vows to fall in love with anybody who makes an appointment with her. She offers a deep, telepathic connection based... More >>

• Hard Headed

  published November 27, 2003

  Ever since he founded the techno label Plus 8 with good friend Richie Hawtin, John Acquaviva has been known as a DJ's DJ. Over the years he has... More >>

• Galleries Galore

  published November 27, 2003

  Many say Miami lacks substance, and that the only culture we have runs as deep as a street puddle on a summer day. But those people haven't been... More >>

• Officer Flex

  published November 27, 2003

  SAT 11/29 Miami-Dade County police Ofcr. Clarence Coffee has probably seen it all in his 31 years of active duty. Today muscle fans... More >>

• Packing Them In

  published November 20, 2003

  Everybody bitches about the lack of inexpensive, cool things to do around here. But when something actually happens, complaining natives don't... More >>

• French Tickler

  published November 20, 2003

  SUN 11/23 No, that's not the live version of the Paris Hilton sex video you're watching. Just a run-of-the-mill performance by French... More >>

• In the Son

  published November 20, 2003

  FRI 11/21 Talk about pedigree. With a grandfather like Francisco Formell, arranger extraordinaire for Ernesto Lecuona's Cuban Boys, and... More >>

• Good Days, Bad Days

  published November 13, 2003

  King Bee is a down-home blues band, harmonica player and all. Being based in Miami isn't easy for it. That's not the sort of sound hipster kids... More >>

• Rum Shakers

  published November 13, 2003

  Remember that Coyote Ugly flick? I couldn't sit through it, not even to watch models taking murderous stabs at acting. But I don't mind a... More >>

• Fright Night

  published November 6, 2003

  Deciding what Halloween party to go to can be trickier than finding a good costume. But like costumes, which can range from boring witch and... More >>

• Our Feathered Friends

  published October 30, 2003

  A fluffy white, full-feathered Triton cockatoo spreads its wings inside a Plexiglas cage. It's a magnificent bird, known for its keen intelligence... More >>

• Dishin It

  published October 30, 2003

  I am a Spamaniac. I love the Spam Allstars, the best band to come out of Miami since ... uh, I'll come back to that. They're unique,... More >>

• Fops Fly

  published October 30, 2003

  SAT 11/1 Since the early days of flying machines, Man has enjoyed marveling at the ridiculous ways experimental aircraft can crash and... More >>

• Input/Output

  published October 23, 2003

  I know, I know, I've been a South Bitch. Lately it's been nothing but apple martinis, kisses on both cheeks, and rum and Coke in the VIP room. So... More >>

• Furniture Frenzy

  published October 23, 2003

  SAT 10/25 For years you've lusted after that Eames lounge chair. All sinewy white fiberglass, the piece begs -- no, screams -- to be in... More >>

• Fresh Mynt

  published October 16, 2003

  There was a familiar sight on Collins Avenue last Thursday night -- a horde of chic and beautiful people wishing, hoping, and praying to be... More >>

• Where the Players Are

  published October 9, 2003

  Secret Society on Monday nights at B.E.D. www.bedmiami.com isn't so secret. High-end ballers from... More >>

• Concentric Mojo

  published October 9, 2003

  NOW 24/7 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a miracle of another feather. It's the 60-by-60-foot labyrinth on the parking lot... More >>

• Fast and Furious

  published October 2, 2003

  The Grand Prix Americas roared into town last weekend for a Sunday-afternoon race through Miami's city streets. But anyhoo about the cars --... More >>

• No Promoters, No Worries

  published September 25, 2003

  My mental capacity decreases significantly as the week goes on. Seriously, by Friday I can't even sit and chew gum at the same time, and... More >>