Email Author Gus Garcia-Roberts
Earlier this week, we snapped some photos of a yacht sinking into Biscayne Bay off of preppy haven Bay Harbor Islands, and it didn't fill us with a warm feeling of smug satisfaction at all. After th... More >>
The pope probably doesn't much like Jeffrey Herman. The 48-year-old Aventura attorney has won settlements from the Catholic Church totaling... More >>
Michael Symonette is the cultish, Old Testament-spewing, mysteriously wealthy, and not-at-all-batshit visionary behind Blacks Against Obama. He... More >>
Who's a better judge of art: a prolific collector or a city code enforcer? The City of Miami hopes the Wynwood Art District might... More >>
In July, New Times columnist Elyse Wanshel opined that perhaps Mixed Martial Arts -- that sport of sweat-drenched extreme dry-humping -- is a tad bit homosexual. Diehard MMA fans, it turns out, were... More >>
On Wednesday, we received the following text message from Disco Rick, multi-platinum producer of the above classic, "Your Momma's on Crack Rock": From:Disco Rick DIAMONDS CABARET ROBBERY @CLUB 2... More >>
As this election reaches an oversaturated frenzy, it sometimes seems like everybody in the country reads Wonkette or the Drudge Report and listens to NPR. But step out of the cubicle, and away fro... More >>
Over the weekend, local art blog Swampstyle -- an always-interesting read, by the way -- posted a somewhat shocking rumor: two paintings by graffiti bomber turned art world hotshot KAWS had been sto... More >>
This man broke our heart. Perhaps you heard: on Sunday, Jay-Z will perform a free show at the Bayfront Park Ampitheater in an effort to drum up voter registration. Tickets started getting handed out... More >>
Michael the Black Man, as he calls himself, steps from a brand-new pearl-white Mercedes, ponytail neatly crimped and big black pupils lazily... More >>
As reported in our live blog of today's Obama rally in Coral Gables there was a bewildering invasion about five minutes into Barry's speech. About twenty black men suddenly stood up and started ch... More >>
Two weeks ago, New Times brought you the tale of Steven Robbins versus the Maldonados, Cutler Bay neighbors locked in a bitter battle.... More >>
"He's a politician?" cracks the construction worker assigned to guarding the flooded road. "Throw him in the creek!" But then he allows... More >>
Interama's centerpiece was to be this ultra-fab thousand-foot tower, accessible only by a movable-walkway through an underwater tunnel. It was one of the most ambitious undertakings in the history o... More >>
Unfortunately, this guy's drunkeness pre-dates Youtube. Westword, our sister paper in Denver, apparently has a lot of time on its hands as it recovers from that city's DNC hangover. Only that could ... More >>
Floridians should learn how to turn pee into drinking water NOW. Floridians that scare easily should be careful not to leaf through this week's Time Magazine while waiting at the Publix check-out co... More >>
It might be wishful thinking, but vociferous Miami Police union boss Armando Aguilar is still cheered by the rumors. "I've heard he's supposed... More >>
In a bleak meeting room inside a dull government building, the safety of your drinking water is being debated in a scientific language you... More >>
Fidel Castro's 82-year old body may be failing him. But, dios mio, his famed obstinance has never been healthier. You'd think it might be hard to defend a taekwondo athlete who used his potentially... More >>
Travel buddies. Last September, we detailed the travels of Police Chief John Timoney, who seemed to spend more time on the road schmoozing than in Miami, you know, being chief. Alas, Timoney's ra... More >>
Apparently, this guy survived. The guy setting up his generator did not. Go figure. Before Fay hit South Florida, residents were bombarded with warnings from bordering-on-frantic reporters. Get read... More >>
It's Miami's aquatic equivalent of "Free Mumia." Activists hold protests and send urgent e-manifestos. But they succeed in swaying all but the... More >>
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The New York Times says you're pretty much cool with this happening to you. 'Canes a-comin'. But you wouldn't know it from the unconcerned attitude of South Floridians. So sayeth the New York Times,... More >>
"I'm gonna need how many transfersr!" In May, the Miami-Dade Commission proposed a plan to cut 16 little-used bus lines. You know, a bus- those long, smoke-belching cars that you see in the slow lan... More >>
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