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2002 Stories by Gregory Weinkauf

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  • Like Father, Like Hell

    published November 21, 2002

    Christ is sexy. There, got your attention. But honestly, think about it: nice guy, pretty hair, carpentry skills, puts loaves (and fishes) on the... More >>

  • Triumph of the Wilco

    published November 7, 2002

    There's no denying that U2 is awesome, nor that Phil Joanou is a snappy director, but the charming awkwardness of Sam Jones's 16mm black-and-white... More >>

  • Queen of Pain

    published November 7, 2002

    With Frida -- the story of profoundly passionate and uncompromising Mexican-Jewish painter Frida Kahlo -- it's evident that a few... More >>

  • The Scarlet Isle

    published October 31, 2002

    Listen up, retards: Killing time is over. Melt down your weapons, now, forever. Wouldn't it be nice if that sentiment echoed around the... More >>

  • Tapeheads

    published October 17, 2002

    Much like a psychic, a cinema critic must look through a movie and see the other side. In the case of the new thriller The... More >>

  • Coward's Quest

    published September 19, 2002

    Although his name sounds like an inventory notebook for candy bars, Heath Ledger is presently overcoming this confusion -- as well as the plight... More >>

  • About a Girl

    published August 15, 2002

    The weird thing about Rain is that there's virtually no rain in it. Characters mention precipitation briefly and metaphorically, but... More >>

  • Cosmic

    published August 8, 2002

    The first generation to be labeled with a letter suffered through some serious metaphysical shit in the Nineties (if you doubt this, try listening... More >>

  • The Princess and the Pumpkin

    published August 1, 2002

    If there's any truth to reincarnation, the spirit of Napoleon may walk among us today. It's not unreasonable to conjecture that he has taken up... More >>

  • Powers Off

    published July 25, 2002

    Not much has changed in the eleven years since Mike Myers used the Wayne's World movies as a personal launch pad, only tipping his James... More >>

  • Oscar-Worthy

    published June 6, 2002

    The plot of The Importance of Being Earnest, for those unfortunates who've missed it these past 109 years, goes something like this:... More >>

  • Rock Me, Again

    published April 18, 2002

    Ah, jealousy. Scourge of the spirit and seed of countless wicked plots, the green-eyed beast guarantees gripping drama. Celebrated British... More >>

  • Hairy Plotters

    published April 11, 2002

    Wending through the summaries of this year's forthcoming blockbusters -- dudes fight evil; chicks keep yanking up their trendy hip-huggers while... More >>

  • Eastern Bloc-heads

    published March 14, 2002

    Precious and cloying, Harrison's Flowers sets out to prove itself a story of hope and human endurance, but swiftly deteriorates into... More >>

  • Bard Company

    published March 7, 2002

    Sometimes genius draws nigh, mollifying the gnashing critic with the promise of wild narrative fusion, perhaps even rollicking wit. Alas,... More >>

  • Asking for It

    published February 7, 2002

    If they teach the work of Todd Solondz someday, assuming he's not already in the curriculum somewhere, the lectures are bound to be rather short.... More >>

  • The State of Affair

    published January 3, 2002

    As ambitious in scope as the plot of its cunning heroine, The Affair of the Necklace functions as historical drama, costume caper,... More >>

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