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1998 Stories by Greg Baker

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  • First Fun on the Beach

    published December 31, 1998

    Why are years more important than moments? As any Buddhist will tell you, there is no molecular reality in time. It's just a way our species sorts... More >>

  • Season's Bleatings

    published December 17, 1998

    Satan's Enchanted Forest wreaks all the horrors of the holiday on unsuspecting innocents, tormenting young and old alike with vicious wild animals... More >>

  • Don't Call Me Fido!

    published December 3, 1998

    Dogs can do so many things: perform tricks, guide blind people, sniff out anything from dope to death, pull sleds, catch plastic flying... More >>

  • SaucyCinderella

    published November 26, 1998

    Imagine the results of a collaboration between Federico Fellini and Woody Allen? Let's say it was years ago, before Fellini died and Woody stopped... More >>

  • Haute Chili

    published October 29, 1998

    Promoters promise burning, throbbing excitement as top local chefs hungrily lust to score the award for Most Passionate Chili. Steaming, dripping... More >>

  • Barbarous Good Fun You Can Afford

    published October 15, 1998

    What Miami needs is a real professional sports team. The Dolphins are paper tigers; watching their playoff hopes fade doesn't qualify as... More >>

  • Memories of the Mummy

    published October 1, 1998

    Sounds a bit like a script for a superfreaky porn flick: idol with breasts on its head; idol with breast on its belly; tube or pipe with incised... More >>

  • Our Swamp Beautiful

    published September 3, 1998

    You look in any direction and encounter a stillness, a quiet placidity that makes vistas in this chunk of Florida appear much like photographs,... More >>

  • Simply Amazing

    published August 6, 1998

    James Randi is the sort of guy who has to have the biggest asteroid in the room. Without him, we might do something ridiculous like walk into... More >>

  • Wet Sounds

    published July 9, 1998

    Now that punk rock is dead and all so-called independent record labels are actually controlled by international supercorporations, underground... More >>

  • One Fish, Two Fish

    published June 18, 1998

    No matter if you're a Christian, Buddhist, Darwinist, or one of those folks who stick a Jesus-as-fish icon on your car, you must accept the... More >>

  • Sole Man

    published January 1, 1998

    For nearly three decades, Doctor Ali-Tyson Cool -- world rag popping champion, friend to the homeless and the famous, supreme self-promoter -- was... More >>

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