Thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt, we know that when one vajazzles it's the fine art of bedazzling one's vajayjay. So what's Tajazzler Well, it a three-part system that combines the act of adorning one's...
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First off, who knew Steve-O did stand-upr Secondly, who would've guessed a swarm of people would show up this past weekend, packing Coconut Grove's Improv Comedy Club like this headliner would pack a ...
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Sure, people know Steve-O once swallowed a goldfish live and then threw it up back into its bowl. And the Jackass star got the world's dumbest tattoo (a self portrait of himself with two thumbs up and...
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Sure, you knew he once swallowed a goldfish live and then threw it up back into its bowl. And that he got the world's dumbest tattoo (a self... More >>
Margaret Cho sure has a purty mouth. She did spout out quite a few "I-really-like-to-give-head" jokes last Saturday night during her super raunchy show at the Fillmore Miami Beach, her latest stop on ...
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Margaret Cho is like the Charlie Brown of comedy. Despite talent, a loyal cult following, and a knack for rocking a leather catsuit things never seem to go her way. She's had bouts with anorexia and a...
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It's hard not to love a Jersey/Miami-brewed comedian. Especially one that makes jokes about white people's response to his black family skiing ("Are those bearsr") and being mistaken as smart because ...
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When you think Hello Kitty, the mental montage probably goes something like this: Hallmark, eight-year-old girls, and a white cat with no mouth... More >>
rWhen you think Hello Kitty, the mental montage probably goes something like this: Hallmark, eight-year-old girls, white cat with no mouth and exactly six whiskers, Mariah Carey, toilet, beer, d...
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What happens when you get three funny ladies in the same roomr Knock-knock joke about kittens, tampons, and feelingsr Nah, more like Julie Klausner, Julie Klam, and Sascha Rothchild -- three writers o...
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AMC killed Mad Men and rising from it's corpse of a time slot is The Walking Dead, a show based on the comic series by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore. Last Sunday's episode was super helpful as it show...
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Lisa Lampanelli, the insult comic dubbed "The Lovable Queen of Mean" and the belle of many celebrity roasts, is performing tomorrow night at the Fillmore Miami Beach. Cultist caught up with Lampanelli...
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On the TV sitcom Hot in Cleveland, Betty White plays a sarcastic old coot who freaking loves herself a bedazzled jumpsuit. Her character's name is Elka and interestingly enough, Betty in real life fre...
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OK, ladies, we get it. Halloween is the one time of the year when you can dress like a hooker and actually get insulted when someone offers you money for sex. It's all good. You're entitled to express...
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A lot of us look like pears. We have thin torsos, wide hips, and thighs that can crack a walnut. That's because our bodies are full of pears, walnuts, and, on occasion, alright, we'll admit it, peanut...
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So you've filmed a kitten sleeping in a teacup, set it on fire, and performed a choreographed dance with your drunk uncle to a Justin Bieber song... More >>
Keanu Reeves has plenty to be sad about. He was in a Paula Abdul video, he's Canadian, and he attended the Keanu Reeves School for Acting. And despite what George Carlin said, Wyld Stallyns' music nev...
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