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Elyse Wanshel


2008 Stories by Elyse Wanshel

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  • Strippers' XXXmas

    published December 25, 2008

    A snow angel of a girl — pretty, brunette, and fair — stands on a stage in hoochie stilettos and a sky-blue thong with ribbonlike... More >>

  • Toga Party

    published December 11, 2008

    Aaron is a boyishly handsome and topless twentysomething in tight white silver-fringed pants, suspenders, body glitter, and an extravagantly... More >>

  • King of Colt Deposed at The Vagabond's Beer Chugging Contest

    published November 27, 2008

    James Melgar is a dark and handsome waiter in his early twenties. He is also a speed eater who has devoured 21 ears of sweet corn in eight... More >>

  • Tales of Breakups at Splitsville, South Miami's New Bowling Alley

    published November 13, 2008

    Melissa, a blonde in her late forties who looks like she's been bitch-slapped by the sun, kneels in a pair of tight Swarovski crystal-studded... More >>

  • Giant Chicken Clucks at Wynwood Gallery Walk

    published October 23, 2008

    It's Saturday night during the Wynwood gallery walk when a crowd huddles in front of Artformz Alternative (171 NW 23rd St., Miami), a... More >>

  • Karu & Y, Why Not?

    published October 9, 2008

    Joe, a 46-year-old with a silver-flecked black 'fro and a mouth full of chicken, throws his head back, wipes greasy fingers on his torn blue... More >>

  • The Raleigh Hotel's Dog of a Brunch

    published September 18, 2008

    People spend ungodly amounts of cash on their bitches. Check out, for... More >>

  • It's Talk Like a Pirate Day

    published September 11, 2008

    "Arrrg!" says an inebriated Cap'n Pete Poopdeck as he slams a fist on the wooden bar top at Seven Seas (2200 Red Rd., Miami,... More >>

  • Rambolina

    published August 7, 2008

    Marisol, a lovely Latina with sleek brown hair, blended bangs, and skintight jeans, saunters down a quiet hallway when, suddenly, she stumbles.... More >>

  • Unicorn King

    published July 24, 2008

    Puerto Rico has the goat-sucking Chupacabra. West Virginia has the prophetic Mothman. Even Mobile, Alabama, boasts a dusk-dwelling tree... More >>

  • Mixed Martial Arts Is Gay

    published July 10, 2008

    A trio of women in their midtwenties is huddled in a dark booth in a corner of Gatsby's (8575 SW 124th Ave., Miami, 305-412-2220). Most... More >>

  • Drunk Spelling Bee Buzzes Purdy

    published July 3, 2008

    A Happy Meal at McDonald's will get you little more than a fist-size cheeseburger and a plastic toy. But at Purdy Lounge (1811 Purdy... More >>

  • Potty Humor

    published May 15, 2008

    Dale Spitler folds his arms across a fitted gold vest that's complimented by a matching bowtie. Then the tall, stern-looking man with... More >>

  • A Pregnant Pause

    published April 10, 2008

    "If it's a boy, I'm going to name him Johnny Walker Black," I said to my friend Lola as I patted my pregnant belly. We were leaning back on the... More >>

  • Barack Obama Naked!

    published March 20, 2008

    Although the Magic City is in the Sunshine State, most Americans don't think Miamians are very bright. In fact many regard us as coked-out,... More >>

  • As Nastie as They Wanna Be

    published March 6, 2008

    As some really nice lyrics — ass, titties, ass, ass, titties, ass, ass, titties, titties, ass and titties — crank at an... More >>

  • Pick Up and Go

    published February 28, 2008

    I don't really like to date," says Javier, a short, dark, timeworn fellow in his thirties. "I basically come here looking for a sexy woman. You... More >>

  • Greatest Show on Earth

    published February 7, 2008

    The first time I tried absinthe, I didn't feel compelled to hack off my ear. Nor did I see any green fairies. In fact the only things I... More >>

  • Zombies Storm South Beach

    published January 3, 2008

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