Email Author DAVE LANDSBERGER

2010 Stories by DAVE LANDSBERGER

• And Then I Saved the Multiverse

  published June 3, 2010

  Warning: This Night & Day article will self-destruct upon completion. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to accrue autographs and... More >>

• Beware La Migra

  published April 29, 2010

  American audiences have a strange habit of picking the flavor of the year in Mexican film. A few years ago, the trend seemed to be magical... More >>

• Avuncular Aggravation

  published April 15, 2010

  Don't you hate it when your rich bachelor uncle is all, "Hey, you better pump out some kids, man." And you're all, "Whatever." And he's all, "Oh,... More >>

• It's Mahler Time

  published April 1, 2010

  Are you ready to get your cochleas ruptured? To pop your ears over and over like you're in an elevator to auditory heaven? Then grab your black... More >>

• Ice Cube’s Sidekick

  published March 18, 2010

  In television and movies, the list of celebrity switcheroos due to death, retirement, or just being too damn famous to hobnob with the little... More >>

• That’s a Mighty Fine Heifer, Son

  published March 11, 2010

  Normally, the only place you can admire a cow in Miami is in the grizzled remains of your vaca frita or through your tío’s... More >>

• Gotta Lovitz

  published March 4, 2010

  Why is it that each generation of Saturday Night Live cast members becomes a sort of Mafia-style family after leaving the show? Adam Sandler, the... More >>

• Gotta Lovitz

  published March 4, 2010

  Why is it that each generation of Saturday Night Live cast members becomes a sort of Mafia-style family after leaving the show? Adam... More >>

• Gotta Lovitz

  published February 18, 2010

  Why is it that each generation of Saturday Night Live cast members becomes a sort of Mafia-style family after leaving the show? Adam... More >>

• Insert Fat Joke Here

  published February 4, 2010

  Everybody loves a fat guy. It could be the picnic tablecloth size of his Hawaiian shirt, it could be the disgustingly hilarious unbuttoning of his... More >>

• Toy With Me

  published January 21, 2010

  There is an inexplicable force that drives men to collect toys. You might act perplexed when you walk into your male friend's bathroom and see a... More >>

• Ain’t No Party Like a Krishna Party

  published January 21, 2010

  Coconut Grove is home to many types of hippie: the Birkenstock'd, tie-dyed Rusted Root enthusiast; the sunburnt boomer in Bermuda shorts; the... More >>

• Dueling Banjos Behind the Outhouse

  published January 21, 2010

  Greynolds Park could make McGruff the Crime Dog blush. Known by locals for its restroom glory holes and sexual-predator warning signs, the park... More >>

• Dinner Party, You Say?

  published January 14, 2010

  Many epic dinner parties have come and gone in the Miami-Dade area. In 1997, there was Ricky Diocis's eighth birthday party at the North Miami... More >>

• Free Cheetos!

  published January 7, 2010

  All right, we lied about the free Cheetos. It’s just much easier to get a pothead’s attention with the promise of deliciously cheesy... More >>