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2007 Stories by Dan Renzi

• Blood, Guts, and Live Instruments

  published December 27, 2007

  Long before Johnny Depp and Tim Burton made the movie, Sweeney Todd was a tale of 19th-century British folklore: a bloodthirsty... More >>

• Gay Sleigh Ride

  published December 13, 2007

  Tonight is the last night to catch the Miami Gay Men's Chorus in its holiday extravaganza, The Most Wonderful Time of the... More >>

• Feet of Fury

  published November 29, 2007

  James Devine is listed in the Guinness World Records book as the world’s fastest tapper, able to pound out 38 taps per second.... More >>

• Nights in White Spandex

  published November 22, 2007

  Thanksgiving weekend means two things unique to Miami: First, Hispanic families serve their turkeys with arroz, and tres leches for... More >>

• Where the Boys Are

  published November 15, 2007

  Ah, circuit parties. Those bacchanalian gatherings where thousands of gay men converge, (allegedly) partake in recreational narcotics, and dance... More >>

• Gotta Pay the Landlord

  published November 1, 2007

  “In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife. In 525,600 minutes -- how do you measure a year in the life?” So go the lyrics to... More >>

• Feel the Bass

  published October 25, 2007

  Ah, the ups and downs of Lance Bass. First he tried singing, and he was pretty good at it -- he was in that boy band ’Nsync, teenagers... More >>

• Such a Supple Wrist

  published October 18, 2007

  In the early Nineties, the entire industry of Broadway theater was lagging from poor ticket sales, as people no longer cared to listen to the same... More >>

• Kendall Car Dealership Keeps on Giving

  published October 11, 2007

  The Wheels of Justice Filed under: Flotsam The other day, while whipping through the parking lot of the... More >>

• Run for Your Lives!

  published October 11, 2007

  he gays are planning something. They are taking over the Gusman Center for the Performing Arts tonight, when they are hosting an uprising called... More >>

• Stage Capsules

  published October 4, 2007

  Talk Radio: Eric Bogosian's play (which was filmed by Oliver Stone in 1988) about radio host Barry Champlain, once a small-time... More >>

• Wildcat Frenzy!

  published September 20, 2007

  “What time is it? Party time! That’s right -- say it loud!” Do you know what song this is from? Those are bona fide lyrics from... More >>

• A Man, a Dream, a Lesbian Lube Party

  published September 20, 2007

  Josepher Bonilla simply wanted to bring his two favorite things together: hot chicks in latex clothes, and hot chicks who make out with each... More >>

• Brother, Can You Spare a Strike?

  published September 6, 2007

  Tonight you might notice hordes of well-dressed men heading to Bird Bowl. The attraction? It’s the beginning of the Gay Bowling... More >>

• Free Love on the Free Love Freeway

  published August 23, 2007

  What’s a better way to impress your date than pretending you have some culture? Take him/her to culture that is free! Then you can spend the... More >>

• A Moment Like This

  published August 16, 2007

  So let’s say you woke up this morning and thought, Today I’d like to humiliate myself beyond all comprehension, in front of millions... More >>

• I Got the Power

  published August 9, 2007

  The gay Nineties are back! Okay, they’re not back entirely; they’re still just peeking around the corner and seeing if it’s all... More >>

• She’s Got a Big Mouth

  published July 26, 2007

  How does one explain a Sandra Bernhard show? Is it a musical revue? Is it stand-up comedy? Is it a one-woman rant about the demise of... More >>

• Knockout Drag Sunday

  published July 12, 2007

  Sunday nights have turned into a battlefield of gay party promoters, with clubs opening homocentric events all around town (Flavour in Coconut... More >>

• Blowing Whistles, and Other Indoor Sports

  published July 5, 2007

  Imagine you’re a gay male prostitute. And let’s say one day you have a break from all of your sexing, and you’re flipping channels,... More >>

• Forsooth! Forthwith!

  published June 21, 2007

  Hurry up and get thee to Wynwood -- tonight opens the one-weekend-only run of The Death of Kings: An Encyclopedia at Circa 28... More >>

• Season in the Sun

  published June 7, 2007

  Summer really is the best time to live in South Florida. Sure it's so hot outside it's like walking on the surface of the sun, until the... More >>

• Looking for Prince Charming

  published May 31, 2007

  Once upon a time, there was a little gay bar called Rocks on the Mile in a little city called Coral Gables. Not many people knew this... More >>

• Lace Front Bash

  published May 17, 2007

  Rare is the straight man who will don a wig and false breasts and head out for a night on the town. Not that they are to be blamed; it’s hard... More >>

• Legally Pissed Off

  published May 10, 2007

  The Carnival Center continues to import fantastic shows from around the U.S.; tonight’s opening, 12 Angry Men More >>