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2008 Stories by Chris Joseph

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  • Almost Done

    published April 3, 2008

    Back on March 19, the Miami Heat and history had a ménage a trois with ineptitude. Without Dwyane Wade or Shawn Marion, Miami scored... More >>

  • Who Are Those Guys?

    published April 3, 2008

    The best minor-league team in the majors faces Pittsburgh. @cal body 1 no indent:It’s easy to be cynical about the Florida Marlins.... More >>

  • Taking It to the Hole

    published March 27, 2008

    Every year Hoop It Up tours the nation, providing everyday joes with a shot at proving their worth in pick-up basketball. The premier... More >>

  • Take Me Out to the Ballgame

    published March 20, 2008

    Let’s face it. Catching a Florida Marlins day game during the summer can be downright masochistic. No other baseball team holds... More >>

  • Breakfast with Ballers

    published March 13, 2008

    Miami-Dade is one of the most sport-friendly counties in the nation, with more than 20 golf courses; innumerable baseball, softball, and soccer... More >>

  • Raiders of the Lost Season

    published March 13, 2008

    On March 2, the Miami Heat finally played its best half of basketball of the season. Then everything went to shit. Miami squandered a... More >>

  • Spring, Batta Batta, Spring

    published February 28, 2008

    Spring training is a beautiful time for baseball fans. It’s pure. It signals a new beginning. It lacks the corporate feel the regular... More >>

  • We Hope, We Pray

    published February 28, 2008

    This season continues to be one massive cock-punch for the Miami Heat. No matter the day of the week, chances are that somewhere in... More >>

  • Re-Heat

    published February 21, 2008

    It’s been a painful season. But at least now the new, Shaq-less Miami Heat looks faster -- and younger. Not much better, though.... More >>

  • Caged Fury

    published February 14, 2008

    Kimbo Slice is an absolute bad-ass. If you need proof, search his name on YouTube and watch a bevy of videos of him pummeling some random... More >>

  • Jaded Fan, Meet Dwyane Wade

    published February 7, 2008

    It’s hard to believe that just 19 months ago, the Miami Heat was showering in NBA championship glory. Shaq was adding to his legacy, Dwyane... More >>

  • Stop This Streak

    published January 31, 2008

    It would seem a simple task for the Miami Heat to get a winning streak going. Put the ball in the basket more times than the other teams... More >>

  • Windsurf’s Up, Dude

    published January 17, 2008

    Most folks think windsurfing is a sport for sunburned tourists. Or John Kerry. The Alex Caviglia Bluewater Classic proves windsurfing is... More >>

  • Hoopin’ It Old-School

    published January 10, 2008

    You want a classic NBA grudge match? We’re talking about Ali-versus-Frazier, O’Donnell-versus-Hasselbeck, Hamilton-versus-Burr type of... More >>

  • How Things Should Be

    published January 3, 2008

    The final regular-season game in the Orange Bowl resembled the infamous Ned Beatty scene in Deliverance more than an actual football game.... More >>

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