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2011 Stories by Camille Lamb

• 'No Bull' Vegan Short Ribs from Vegetarian Restaurant by Hakin

  published Sep 08, 2011

  Welcome to Short Order Show & Tell, where one of us brings a local delicacy to our weekly staff meeting and we all weigh in on its deliciousness.This week, we tried the "No Bull" vegan barbecue sh... More >>

• Graham Garnos, Health Machinist, Makes Homemade Silver Colloid

  published Sep 08, 2011

  We're standing in the kitchen, watching ghostly trails ooze off sticks of silver in a jam jar filled with distilled water. The kitchen, the jar, the silver, and the machine sending an electronic charg... More >>

• 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy at Coral Gables Art Cinema

  published September 8, 2011

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• New Theatre Slated for Demolition, Troupe Goes on Road in Search of New Venue

  published Sep 06, 2011

  If you've been putting off taking in a show at Coral Gables's New Theatre under the assumption that the venue ain't going anywhere, you may want to bump your night at the theater up on your priority l... More >>

• Make Your Own PostSecret Postcard: A Dullard's Guide

  published Sep 06, 2011

  At last count, the PostSecret web site had counted 466,771,333 visitors. Chances are, you're one of them. But the site has only received a measly half million postcard contributions! That means only .... More >>

• Easy Vegan Barbecue: A Labor (Day) of Love

  published Sep 05, 2011

  Labor Day, the holiday with the name that never fails to confuse scads of recent immigrants, is upon us yet again. So kick off your shoes, enjoy not working, and celebrate.If you're a human, that is. ... More >>

• Choices Vegan Cafe Opens Off Brickell

  published Sep 02, 2011

  rThe first "choices" that led up to the birth of Choices Vegan Cafe (379 SW 15th Road, Miami) were brothers Jorge and Alex Cuevas' decisions to leave their long-time former professions. Jorge, 45, was... More >>

• Art on the Street: KJ Anderson, From Cults to Murals

  published Sep 01, 2011

  Many of Miami's creatives are transient, showing up on our shores and disappearing as quickly as the tides. The Art on the Street series will document this overlooked and ever-changing element of S... More >>

• Phuc Yea! Vietnamese Restaurant to Pop Up September 8

  published Aug 31, 2011

  It's like something out of a Food Network reality drama; at 3 p.m., a daytime eatery flips the 'closed' sign, and three young chefs and restaurateurs frantically transfer paintings from some hidden sp... More >>

• Cuban Artist Alejandro Galindo Brings Whimsical Wieners to World Erotic Art Museum

  published Aug 30, 2011

  If it makes you nervous to hear the words "surreal" and "sex objects" in the same sentence, relax; Cuban artist Alejandro Galindo's uh, penetrating and imaginative depictions come in non-threatening 2... More >>

• New Theatre's Henry V: Gender-Bending Cast Stretched Too Thin

  published Aug 28, 2011

  In the second half of New Theatre's Henry V, we found ourselves staring at Sipiwe Moyo, the actress who played the king, her expressive and round, dewey-skinned face framed by a hood of fluid metal. W... More >>

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  Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy: Chinese Porn With 3D Boobs and Flying Donkey Dicks (NSFW)

  published Aug 24, 2011

  What do you call a film that features three-dimensional beheadings, countless veiled "money shots," kitschy romantic montages, in-your-face flying mule dicks, and eyeball-busting bouncing boobsr We'd ... More >>

• Art on the Street: David Kahmann on Lincoln Road

  published Aug 04, 2011

  Many of Miami's creatives are transient, showing up on our shores and disappearing as quickly as the tides. The Art on the Street series will document this overlooked and ever-changing element of Sout... More >>

• Art on the Street: Hype Elite Dance Company

  published Jul 25, 2011

  Many of Miami's creatives are transient, showing up on our shores and disappearing as quickly as the tides. The Art on the Street series will document this overlooked and ever-changing element of Sout... More >>

• Middle-Aged White Women Should Run to See Jane Run!

  published Jul 16, 2011

  There are a few things that can really make us squirm. One of them is three mom-like ladies smilingly singing songs about their menstrual cycles, which we witnessed last night at the Actors' Playhouse... More >>

• Vegan Juice Jam Ends Mass Fast at Choices Cafe (Video)

  published Jul 11, 2011

  rIn the world of puritan health foodies, Welch's grape, Capri Sun, and even Tropicana are not acceptable examples of "juice." The word, and associated terms like "juice fasting," "juicing," or... More >>

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  Juicy MC Alex Cuevas Hosts Miami's First Mass Juice Fast

  published Jul 04, 2011

  rVegan Assassin and soon-to-be Miami restaurateur Alex Cuevas is at the helm of yet another veg-head initiative here in Miami --- a mass juice fast lasting from five to seven days. Via Facebo... More >>

• James Zabiela at the Vagabond, July 1

  published Jul 02, 2011

  James Zabiela The Vagabond Friday, July 1, 2011 Better Than: A lumberjack convention. But also kinda like one, as you will find out below. It was a wet, steamy night, the kind you might think the Mi... More >>

• Under the Mango Tree: Local Artisans Branch Out

  published Jun 28, 2011

  rIn our opinion there are two South Beaches: the one that tourists see, marked by flyer-ridden dirty sidewalks, $400 Grey Goose bottles, and fly-by-night restaurants attended by stoned waiters... More >>

• Miami Communes at Alex Cuevas' Vegan Potlucks (Video)

  published Jun 27, 2011

  At 7 p.m. Sunday, Short Order pulled up to the quiet block near Brickell where Om Garden used to be. It was a little dreary outside, but we followed some smiling, healthy looking people carrying Tuppe... More >>

• Fool For Love Is a Dark Tale of Incestuous Romance

  published Jun 13, 2011

  The setting for Sam Shepard's Fool for Love is fitting: an isolated, shabby motel in the Mojave desert. It's the perfect bubble for a tortured, taboo, and sickly compelling love affair. Unspeakab... More >>

• Kaleidoscope Collective Designs Miami's Indie Scene

  published Jun 07, 2011

  We'll admit it --- we're a sucker for a good logo. We regularly find ourselves perusing the aisles of completely impertinent stores, if the sign outside is good enough. (Is it illegal to be vegan in a... More >>

• S'mores and More

  published June 2, 2011

  Grammy-nominated Lisa Loeb has done a lot since her cool/dorky mug serenaded us with the 1994 hit “Stay.” She’s had a reality show... More >>

• 24. Vegan Curried "Chicken" Salad at Books & Books on Lincoln

  published May 30, 2011

  As we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2011 in June, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305 in random order. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to... More >>

• Streetcar Fulfills Desire at the New Theatre

  published May 29, 2011

  Last week, we gave a preview of the New Theatre's production of A Streetcar Named Desire, charging that "a theater troupe really has to have guts to take on" Tennessee Williams' most celebrated work. ... More >>