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2011 Stories by Camille Lamb

• Vegan Dining at The Forge: Veggie Canneloni and Tomatoes Brulee

  published Oct 10, 2011

  There's a perception that the vegan diet, which excludes all animal products, is incompatible with fine dining. In this new series, the Beet Reporter aims to see whether Miami's tastiest restaurants a... More >>

• Wake Up and Smell the Puberty in New World's Spring Awakening

  published Oct 08, 2011

  Spring Awakening is a misleadingly cheery title for the Tony Award-winning musical New World School of the Arts premiered last night at the Colony Theater. Teen suicide, incest, and abortion make us t... More >>

• Slinging Rocks

  published September 1, 2011

  Forget strawberry fizz, orange sherbet, and piña colada. This Jelly Belly comes in flavors such as asphalt, gun smoke, and... More >>

• Daniel Bernard Roumain Presents Symphony for the Dance Floor for Lightbox Grand Opening

  published Oct 05, 2011

  Tall heels and red jeans, or Christian Dior boutique evening gownr Yes, figuring out what to wear to Daniel Bernard Roumain's Symphony for the Dance Floor might be tricky. The Margate native has creat... More >>

• Myth Buster

  published September 22, 2011

  British ethologist and evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins is famous for his contributions to our understanding of natural selection and... More >>

• Best Vegan Halloween Candy Countdown

  published Oct 04, 2011

  To vegans, the frights of Halloween Horror Nights have got nothing on the idea of unknowingly savoring pulverized pig parts in the form of the gelatin or glycerine commonly found in so many candies. B... More >>

• Vani's Vegan Cupcakes at Govinda's in the Grove

  published Oct 03, 2011

  Contrary to popular belief, vegans love cupcakes. In fact, we probably love cupcakes more than the average omnivore. We go months on end conscientiously filling our plates with leafy greens, quin... More >>

• Haitian Botanica Trois Rivieres in North Miami Has Plenty of Vodou Supplies

  published Oct 03, 2011

  Have you been forced to wear secular scents since running out of the signature perfume of your favorite patron saintr Well then, it's time to make a run to Trois Rivieres, a friendly, handy Haitian vo... More >>

• Beet Reporter Visits a Vegan Hare Krishna Buffet in the Grove

  published Oct 03, 2011

  Let me preface this whole thing by saying that this is not a restaurant review. The "buffet" that's offered in the building behind the Hare Krishna Cultural Center in Coconut Grove (Govinda's din... More >>

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  Great Lip Service Last Night at the Miracle Theatre

  published Oct 02, 2011

  As writers, we were totally annoyed by Lip Service at the Miracle Theatre last night. How dare they choose an attorney, a marketing teacher, and a television communications director to stand on stage ... More >>

• Weiners Get Framed

  published August 25, 2011

  Shortly after former Congressman Anthony Weiner got nailed for exposing himself to young women over the Internet, Cuban artist Alejandro Galindo... More >>

• Real Alternate Realities

  published September 15, 2011

  This year’s DocMiami International Film Festival will showcase more than 90 flicks from local, national, and international filmmakers.... More >>

• Miami's Oldest Health Food Store: Life Natural Foods

  published Sep 29, 2011

  You can find almost any health food item your tree hugging heart desires at Life Natural Foods --- in theory, at least. You may have to dig deep through stacks of bagged herbs, protein powders, bee po... More >>

• Starve Till You're 120 Years Old the CR Way

  published Sep 26, 2011

  Eating too much bad food kills us off early. According to the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA), the annual obesity-related death count in the United States is around 325,000. That me... More >>

• Chris Tucker Broods Over IRS Debt at the Fillmore

  published Sep 26, 2011

  You can hardly blame Chris Tucker for being a little distracted during his show Saturday night at the Fillmore Miami Beach. If we owed the IRS $11 million, we'd probably be preoccupied too. But unlike... More >>

• Delusional Dance Dreams

  published September 8, 2011

  If you still relish the memory of that middle school dance where your classmates crowned you ruler of the dance floor based on your unusually low... More >>

• Azucar Ice Cream: Cubans Like It Sweet

  published Sep 22, 2011

  If you woke up from a blackout in the middle of Azucar Ice Cream Company's store, you'd still have little confusion about what Miami street you were on. There's a huge portrait of Cuban-American salsa... More >>

• CrossFit Guide to a Hotter Sex Life

  published Sep 22, 2011

  If you haven't heard about CrossFit, what treadmill have you been hiding underr It's the fitness craze that has members slamming heavy balls against the floor, scaling ropes, lifting, sprinting, squat... More >>

• Escape to New Realities in Doral's DocMiami International Film Fest

  published Sep 21, 2011

  The DocMiami International Film Festival will showcase more than 90 flicks from local, national, and international filmmakers. The event includes an award ceremony with categories such as Best Feature... More >>

• Derek Tresize, Vegan Bodybuilder: Meat Grows Muscles and Cancer

  published Sep 20, 2011

  Derek Tresize has an unreal body. The 24-year-old has been bodybuilding on a plant-based diet for five years. This summer, he took third place in his class at the North American Natural Bodybuilding F... More >>

• Vegan Bodybuilder Danny David Sprouts Muscles Naturally, Part 1

  published Sep 19, 2011

  "Get big. Get big. Get big!"rIn Miami, it's the mantra that rings in many young men's ears as they wrap their throats around piles of red meat, chicken, tuna, and chalky shake mixes with names like XP... More >>

• Ricky Jaime Comes Home to Miami for So You Think You Can Dance Tour

  published Sep 14, 2011

  If you still relish the memory of that middle school dance where your classmates crowned you ruler of the dance floor based on your unusually low limbo or stellar steps on the conga line, you may not ... More >>

• Get Laid Faster Than Booze With These Four Weird Drinks

  published Sep 12, 2011

  If Bacardi 151 is the most outrageous thing you've ever drunk, you have a lot to learn about drinking.Alcohol is so passe. Take these new-age libations to a vegan potluck, and we guarantee you'll get ... More >>

• Vegetarian Restaurant by Hakin: Vegan Oasis with an Awkward Name

  published Sep 12, 2011

  "You guys open every dayr" asks a young woman at the restaurant counter while her restless four-year-old wanders about, picking up tubs of African Shea Butter and examining bins of natural chips."Ever... More >>

• Alliance Theatre Lab's 'Night Mother Shines Darkly

  published Sep 10, 2011

  "So we're just gonna sit here and talk for a couple of hours, and then you're going to kill yourself." Actress Sally Bondi, who plays Mama Thelma in the Alliance Theatre Lab's production of 'Night Mot... More >>