Email Author Camille Lamb

2011 Stories by Camille Lamb

• Holiday Humiliation at Arsht with David Sedaris' The SantaLand Diaries

  published Dec 01, 2011

  While on hiatus from smoking crystal meth, creating absurd performance art, and speaking bad French in Paris, a young David Sedaris took a brief stint as a department store elf at a Macy's in New York... More >>

• Two Profound Egos Meet in New Theatre's Twain and Shaw Do Lunch at the Roxy Performing Arts Center

  published Nov 30, 2011

  Chambers Stevens just sounds like a guy who'd write a play about Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw sitting down to lunch. In fact, it sounds like a guy who might have attended such a lunch. Truth is,... More >>

• Rembrandt's Naughtiest Works Coming to World Erotic Art Museum

  published Nov 28, 2011

  Iconic Dutch artist Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn was a master of the Dutch Golden Age - not a master of golden showers. Or was herProbably not. But that doesn't mean he didn't create works that were... More >>

• Dicey Laughs

  published November 10, 2011

  Andrew Dice Clay will never forget the year 1990. It’s when he sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row — a feat that... More >>

• Black Friday Endurance Shopping: A Nutritional Plan for Optimal Performance

  published Nov 25, 2011

  Black Friday deals this year will be even better than usual. According to Bloomberg, if customers bought everything on the Toys "R" Us circular this year, they would save $12,500, up from $11,000 last... More >>

• Attention, Shorties

  published November 3, 2011

  The founders of the Miami Short Film Festival (MsFF) have a great idea for combating the overprescription of attention-deficit drugs.... More >>

• New Theatre Moves to Roxy Performing Arts Center

  published Nov 22, 2011

  In early September, the New Theatre announced that it had been bought by Henry and Peter Torres of Astor Development and was slated for demolition. The 25-year-old theater company had inhabited the sp... More >>

• Tofurky: What the Hell Is Itr

  published Nov 22, 2011

  Every vegan has heard the oh-so-clever jeers about his or her Thanksgiving prospects."What are you gonna eatr Tofurkyr" some guy inevitably interjects as he shoves a couple more pieces of Stove Top in... More >>

• 300 Attend Choices Cafe Grand Opening in the New "Golden Triangle" off Brickell

  published Nov 21, 2011

  Saturday night is usually a time for counterbalancing all the healthful food you ate during the workweek by dumping large amounts of alcohol and greasy restaurant food into your system. This past Satu... More >>

• Bardot's Literary Death Match Tricks Sexy People into Attending Book Fair Event

  published Nov 19, 2011

  It's Friday night and we're watching a couple of writers in a spelling contest, mulling over the phonetics of famous authors' last names - Jeffrey "Eugenides," for example.How'd we get duped into this... More >>

• Thanksgiving Quinoa Loaf: Soy-Free Vegan Turkey Alternative

  published Nov 18, 2011

  Holy crap, this thing is delicious. And unlike some wheat gluten- and soy-based turkey stand-ins, it's unequivocally good for you.The vegetable flavors harmonize lusciously, and the quinoa, chickpeas,... More >>

• A Divine Musical

  published October 6, 2011

  We don’t have a problem with hair-hoppers, unless they’re sitting in front of us during the Actors’ Playhouse production of... More >>

• Choices Cafe's Hippie Debutante Ball Saturday: Intro to the New Holistic Triangle off Brickell

  published Nov 17, 2011

  So Choices Vegan Cafe actually opened its doors in September, in the same quiet yet convenient off-Brickell spot where Om Garden used to cater to local veg heads.Since then, brothers Alex and Jor... More >>

• Probiotic Supplements: Should You Be Popping Bacteria Pillsr

  published Nov 16, 2011

  Gut bacteria: Those are two nasty words. But the one quadrillion microorganisms in your intestines are a beautiful thing, when they're kept in healthy balance.Together, they can work just like another... More >>

• Barceloneta, Pubbelly's New Tapas Spot, Is a Goldmine for Miami Beach Veg Heads

  published Nov 15, 2011

  In this series, the Beet Reporter aims to see whether Miami's tastiest restaurants are prepared to feed vegans with something more than boring garden salads.Barceloneta, the Pubbelly crew's newest gas... More >>

• Florida Grand Opera's Luisa Fernanda Wraps Ears and Eyes in Fairy Tale Beauty at Arsht

  published Nov 13, 2011

  Florida Grand Opera's Luisa Fernanda got started uncharacteristically late last night. Some promotion resulted in an unusually large volume of "will call" ticket holders, many of whom stumbled in... More >>

• Alliance Theatre Lab's Lobby Hero Paints Morality in Shades of Gray

  published Nov 12, 2011

  Last Night, the Alliance Theatre Lab production of Kenneth Lonergan's Lobby Hero was ushered in by Eminem's "Without Me." It's final scene was capped by some sappy elevator melody (fitting for a play ... More >>

• 44,000-Year-Old Human Jawbone: What Did It Chewr

  published Nov 11, 2011

  A piece of jawbone first unearthed from a cave in England in 1927 was discovered last week to be 44,000 years old, providing evidence that modern humans existed in Europe thousands of years earlier th... More >>

• Miami Short Film Festival Celebrates 10 Years of ADD-Friendly Flicks

  published Nov 10, 2011

  The founders of the Miami Short Film Festival (MsFF) have a great idea for combating the over-prescription of attention deficit drugs like Ritalin and Adderall: instead of making attention spans longe... More >>

• Juice Off: Breville's Juice Fountain Plus vs. The Jack LaLanne Power Juicer Express

  published Nov 10, 2011

  Ever since I wrote my first articles about juicing in Miami, people have come to me asking how to get started with their own at-home, fresh, organic juice routines. Their first questions are invariabl... More >>

• Yell at Dr. Strange

  published October 20, 2011

  Just days after Halloween, witness a quiet, threatening beast that has struck fear in the hearts of millions: the wild artist. ​The... More >>

• Tim Crandall, Sous Chef at Red the Steakhouse, Dishes on His Vegan Past

  published Nov 09, 2011

  His passion for a woman brought him to veganism. After five years, his passion for culinary art brought him back to beef.Okay, so maybe that's packaged a little too neatly. Timothe Crandall, the relat... More >>

• Alliance Theatre Lab Mixes Comedy and Morality in Lobby Hero

  published Nov 09, 2011

  The idea of a funny doorman is perfectly logical. The job puts people in their line of vision for exactly ten seconds, prompting short conversations every time they enter and exit the building -- a si... More >>

• Naomi Wilzig Reigns as Queen of Erotic Art

  published Nov 08, 2011

  In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 24, Cultist presents "Miami Backstage," where we feature some of the city's behind-the-scenes culture makers. Have... More >>

• Occupy Wall Street Onscreen

  published October 20, 2011

  If financial crises and layoffs have you down, what better diversion than a film about financial crises and layoffs, right? Everyone knows that... More >>