Email Author Briana Saati

2012 Stories by Briana Saati

• Pop Your Cherry

  published October 18, 2012

  Altars have been built; entire wars have been waged; and pages upon pages of lovers' thoughts have been written, all in tribute to the female... More >>

• Nefarious vs Secluded

  published October 18, 2012

  Jipsy Castillo, the face of Nefarious Girl, has carved a name for herself into the flesh of Miami's nightlife scene. When the rest of the city was... More >>

• The Business of Bacchus

  published September 13, 2012

  There’s nothing quite like popping open a vintage Cabernet and filling your glass to the brim (even though you’re not supposed to... More >>

• Momma Said

  published September 13, 2012

  History has given us a great deal of endearing maternal figures to look up to: Mother Teresa, Mother Jones, Mother Goose, Mother Hubbard. Miami's... More >>

• Waiting for the Bus

  published September 13, 2012

  In the midst of Dade's astoundingly efficient transit system, one can expect to find a slew of interesting (or not so interesting) things: a four... More >>

• Breast Friends

  published September 6, 2012

  The world’s largest lady lumps are a size ZZZ. Whether or not you own a pair of sweater puppies, we bet you didn’t know those letters... More >>

• Mystery, Meat

  published August 23, 2012

  Crowded dining rooms, ill-prepared food, annoying companions — going out to dinner can be a real drag. Sometimes it’s hard to resist... More >>

• Reduce, Reuse, Redesign

  published August 2, 2012

  All artists want to believe their calling makes the world a better place. But few art exhibits connect creativity and worldly preservation as... More >>

• Above-Average Art

  published July 19, 2012

  If the Picasso knockoff you bought at Target just isn’t bringing your shag pad together the way you want, it’s time to explore a more... More >>

• Whatta Man

  published July 19, 2012

  From involuntary erectile reactions to not even being able to get it up, the stuff men deal with on the daily isn't always a picnic. Ladies,... More >>

• Hot Thespian Action

  published July 12, 2012

  The ancient Greeks gave us drama; Shakespeare gave us tragedy; and now New Theatre's giving us everything they've got. Fourteen playwrights, 14... More >>

• Hot Stuff

  published July 5, 2012

  Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats. Things are about to get hot, sticky, and dirty. But not in a sexy way — in a... More >>

• Happy Endings

  published June 28, 2012

  Summer in Miami: the exact opposite of paradise. Between drone-like days in a cubicle and debauched nights on South Beach, you’d better make... More >>

• Crazy Art

  published May 3, 2012

  Sebastian Ferreira only considers his art complete once he has painted over his past mistakes. A frenzy of lines and shapes intertwine to create a... More >>