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2013 Stories by B. Caplan

• Mind If I Taste Your Haiti?

  published May 9, 2013

  Ever try to taste a country? It’s not easy. Most countries, you have to try to taste on the sly. (“Hey, Tunisia, sorry I dripped that... More >>

• Glue Sticks Walking

  published May 2, 2013

  With the exception of the clear horsey favorite Verrazano, broken-nosed racing experts are expecting some of the slowest runs in Kentucky Derby... More >>

• Poo for a Cause

  published April 25, 2013

  Calendar-minded craphounds probably assumed that the hit Ladies of Manure 2013 calendar would be followed up with an incredibly unpopular and... More >>

• Bread Plate on Left, Spittoon on Right

  published April 18, 2013

  We’ve all been there: You’re about to stuff your mouth-hole with the handful of Salisbury steak grabbed off your future... More >>

• How Evil Dead Director Fede Alvarez Reimagined the Classic Splatterfest

  published April 4, 2013

  How Evil Dead Director Fede Alvarez Reimagined the Classic Splatterfest More >>

• See? Food!

  published April 4, 2013

  If there’s one thing sushi lovers can agree upon, it’s that the best way to enjoy the stuff is by cramming as much of it in your mouth... More >>

• Take Me Out

  published April 4, 2013

  The Miami Marlins’ home opener for the 2013 season finds the Fish up against one of the toughest opponents in the National League... More >>

• Get On My Lawn

  published March 28, 2013

  Games Miamians love: jai alai, sidewalk driving, sketchy-butt-implant roulette, and — particularly in April — golf. Once again, April... More >>

• MIFF 2013 Closes Out Its 30th Year With Stories of Fame, Fear, and Family

  published March 7, 2013

  MIFF 2013 Closes Out Its 30th Year With Stories of Fame, Fear, and Family More >>

• Return of the Heights

  published March 7, 2013

  Five years ago, In the Heights opened on Broadway. It was nominated for 14 Tony Awards in 2008, won four including Best Musical, and... More >>

• MIFF 2013: Murder, Marriage, and Madness in This Week's Biggest Movies

  published February 28, 2013

  MIFF 2013: Murder, Marriage, and Madness in This Week's Biggest Movies More >>

• We the Sexy Animals

  published February 21, 2013

  Justin Torres earned his way onto a ton of year-end best-book lists with his 2011 novel, We the Animals. This Thursday at 8 p.m.,... More >>

• Whatever Floats Your 3,000 Boats

  published February 14, 2013

  The Progressive Insurance Miami International Boat Show features 3,000 boats and 2,000 exhibitors. Some of those boats will be given away in a... More >>

• Spike a Pose

  published February 7, 2013

  At the Model Beach Volleyball Tournament, there’s something for everyone, not just for those wanting an excuse to stare at nearly... More >>

• Homey Might Play Dis

  published January 31, 2013

  One day, we may learn that all those years of getting batted around by Homey D. Clown caused Tommy Davidson lasting neurological damage,... More >>

• Strong Connections

  published January 24, 2013

  Maybe you should mix a few Ritalin tablets in with your Junior Mints before seeing Tiffany Shlain’s documentary Connected.... More >>