Who Wants Free Tickets to Exxxotica?
Exxxotica's just about the only place in town where this is appropriate footwear.
Yeah, baby. You know you want it.
Tickets to Exxxotica, that is.
The largest sex expo in the country is back in Miami Beach this weekend, bringing the biggest names in porn, a giant load (heh) of sex toys, a bus where people will film you doin' it, and a giant, pink, penis-shaped mechanical bull. So no, you are probably not going to want to miss out.
And one lucky Cultist reader, along with his or her own personal sex slave, won't have to, because we're giving away two tickets to the sexy spectacle. Read on to find out how to win.
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Official Exxxotica Ticket Giveaway Instructions
1. Head over to Cultist's Facebook page and Like it.
2. Find the "Exxxotica" update, and leave a comment.
3. From the pool of commenters, we'll randomly select one lucky winner and send him/her a message how to claim their prize -- two tickets to the sex-fest for Saturday, May 19. So keep an eye on your Facebook messages. Important note: The winner must visit the New Times' office with valid ID to pick up their prize.
4. Last thing ... You only have until noon on Thursday, May 17, to enter.
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