There's a 0.0001% chance that you hate laughter. (BTW that's called gelotophobia.) If, however, you're normal, Cultist has a bit of good news: We're giving away two free tickets to this Sunday's Best of the South Comedy show.
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OK, we're not actually giving them away. You have to win these tix. Hence, a riddle: What do diva comics say when they get upstaged by Marvin Dixon? The answer can be found in Cultist's Q&A with Dixon.
Send the answer, a number between 1 and 100, plus your email and phone number to email@example.com. We'll let you know if you're the winner this Friday.