After a week of art partying during Art Basel Miami Beach 2015, we all looked a little haggard, like someone flogged us hard with the ugly paddle. But at New Times, we don't let soul crushing exhaustion keep us from joking about some fine art or boobs! No siree! In "Sophisticated Art with Liz," I braved the cruel traffic of last week to seek out the largest penis sculpture at the Miami Beach Convention Center and uncover whether it was the biggest spectators had seen.