Twelve Days of Christmas Art From Sketchy Miami
Rock on, Santa man.
Traditional Christmas parties are such a drag, usually resulting in awkward conversations with coworkers you never wanted to see outside of the office or the regrettable, booze-fueled antics of formerly estranged family members. So thank the sweet baby Jesus for Sketchy Miami. Its talented artists are channeling their holiday cheer into far more noble pursuits like the upcoming Sketchy Holiday Party at Lester's this Thursday, at which creative types will be drawing away while the rest of us take advantage of drink specials, compete for the title of Best Holiday Sweater, and enjoy the company of people we actually like.
But for you, dear reader, Christmas really has come early. The Sketchy artists put together a collection of holiday-themed sketches just for us at Cultist. And because 'tis better to give than to receive, we're passing them on to you.
"Dana Richards" by Robby Campbell
It just isn't the holidays without a Cosby-riffic sweater.
"Daniel Ortiz" by Jen Meyer
Daniel the Elf seems to be having a career crisis this Christmas.
"Dorcas" by Martin Rodrigugez
Sarge: The Chanukah Chutzpah Tour... "Kiss My Mezuzah"
TicketsFri., Jan. 27, 8:00pm
Fundarte Presents: Chiflón By Chile's Silencio Blanco Theatre Company
TicketsFri., Jan. 27, 8:30pm
JTF's Friday Night Live
TicketsFri., Jan. 27, 9:00pm
TicketsFri., Jan. 27, 10:00pm
TicketsFri., Jan. 27, 11:00pm
This vixen, on the other hand, is probably on Santa's "naughty but nice" list.
"Francisco Ferreiro" by Daniel Ortiz
Is it us, or does The Grinch look almost happy?
"Jorge-Daumy-Jr" by Jeiddy Lopez
We'll take candy canes over menthols any day.
"Joseff" by Nadyia Duff
Elf ears + molestache = holiday awesomeness.
"Kareem Tabsch" by Kaelsie Saravia
All of Santa's elves seem to have a little scruff this year.
"Robby Campbell" by Oscar E. Alonso
We like to imagine this is what Santa looked like in his bachelor years, complete with strategically placed mistletoe.
"Seth Snyder" by Marcelo Daldoce
We would've gladly let this little dude help us test Miami's mall Santas.
"Teisha" by Erin Chainani
We'd pray too, if we had fire strapped to our skulls.
"Tolik" by Brian Butler
When Santa has a dirty job, he calls Tolik the punk rock prizefighter elf.
"David PS" by Francisco Ferreiro
After all, isn't this what Christmas is really all about?
Snag your own holiday Sketchy at Lester's on Thursday, Dec. 22 from 8 p.m. to midnight. Admission is free, and a $10 Sketchy package gets you one drink free, 20 percent off every drink after, two slices of pizza, a set of collectible Sketchy postcards, and a raffle ticket that could win you a bicycle.
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