Trap or Die

It’s the final game of the season for the Miami FC Blues and they’re in last place. But don’t let that stop you from heading out to the game Sunday night; it’s gonna be a feast and a slaughter. Official hooligan sect the Miami Ultras (ultra in Latin meaning “beyond,” as in hard-core fans taking it to the next level) will be tailgating heavy, so get down with the pregame barbecue and build the mob mentality that makes fútbol the greatest spectator sport on Earth. Then raise your flag and your fist as we smash the Atlanta Silverbacks. They always lose in Miami. FC forward Alex Afonso, the top scorer in the USL, will rack up some goooaaals. How do we know? Just ask DJ Khaled: “We the best!”

FC home games have attracted up to 4,000 fans, so we’re wondering: Are the Marlins jealous? Admission is only $10 for adults, and there will be giveaways, cheerleaders, a mascot, and free parking. Tryouts for the new team are in January, and there’s no salary cap in the USL, so get down with the movement. The game starts at 6 p.m. at Tropical Park Stadium.
Sun., Sept. 21, 6 p.m., 2008


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