This Weekend Around Town
The weatherfolk predict isolated thunderstorms (versus social ones, with tons of homies), a Kardashian is knocked up, and some woman took the term fire sale way too literally -- so get into some shit this weekend. If watching grown men kick balls with skill and precision sounds like a dope time, the Miami FC will take on the Minnesota Thunder for four quarters (or is that baseball?). If you'd rather be the one kicking balls, try Louis or Nikki Beach -- you'll have a blast, but douchebaggery among the clubgoers is nearly guaranteed, so you'll have plenty of nads to choose from. For the cultural win, check out RiseUp, a film that'll fascinate you with tales of Jamaica's dancehall scene.
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