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The Twelve Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Inside or not, Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week won't be fun for anyone if the weather's shitty.
Inside or not, Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week won't be fun for anyone if the weather's shitty.
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Hey-ooooo!

Man, thank Cultist it's Friday.

What was up with all that rain this week, though? We know it's summer and all but geez, are the floods and dreary skies really necessary? Miami's the city everyone counts on to be hot and sunny all year-round. Sexy guys and girls count on the Magic City for optimal weather conditions. This is the only way they can be sure to provide eye candy for the rest of us.

WE CAN'T FUNCTION WHEN IT'S RAINING! Unless it's like a wet t-shirt contest or something - in that case, it works out I guess.

Anyway, hopefully this weekend's nice, but if it isn't, we've got plenty for you to do.

Here are the 12 best things to do in Miami, yo.



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