The Ten Best Things to Do this Weekend
So long, 2012.
We will not miss your corny apocalypse jokes. We will not miss the crazy people you brought by way of Aurora, Colorado and Newtown, Connecticut. We will not miss the scares you put us through when the possibility of Mitt Romney becoming president was actually plausible.
WE WILL NOT MISS YOUR FACE-EATING ZOMBIES.
But we will miss your sass and uncanny ability to remind us that you could've been the year that ended everything for us.
Except, you didn't. And for that, we love ya.
Life in Color: Better than Dayglow.
Donna the Buffalo: If you didn't like the grassroots genre before, you will now.
Laser Fest Weekend Honestly, amigos. Anything involving lasers is bound to be awesome.
Django Unchained: They say it's bloody. Hope you're not squeamish!
Comedy Explosion: Arnez J., Rickey Smiley, J. Anthony Brown, Don "DC" Curry, and Marvin Dixon will be there for your belly-busting pleasure.
Hardwell: Everyone's favorite Dutchkid (and barely old enough to be at Mansion)!
King Mango Strut: CAN IT BE BACK ALREADY?! Where has the time gone? Really.
New Work Miami 2013: Bet ya thought it said "New York." No? Just us?
Kid Rock: "100 percent pure fucking rock and roll."
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