The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

It's Friday, y'all. You know what that means:

"Shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots
IT'S THE WEEKEND!"

Yes, we rewrote the lyrics to LMFAO and Lil' Jon's song, "Shots." If anyone has any qualms about it, please feel free to know we don't give a damn.

What a hellish week it's been, eh? If it's not one thing it's another - you've got your boss hounding you down and you're in way over your head at work. Geez, when are we all gonna catch a break? Soon, kids, real soon. Freedom is just a few hours away.

Here are the ten best things to do in the 305 this weekend - all of which are certain to contribute to copious amounts of shots -- because you deserve a few, and you're in Miami, bitch.

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